Trump Says His Civil War Will Be Even Better Than Lincoln’s

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump commented on Abraham Lincoln’s performance last week, saying his actions for the black community were “OK, pretty good, but not great.” He then went on to promise that his civil war will be “even better” than Lincoln’s.

“Lincoln did a lot of good for blacks. The Emancipation Proclamation was nice, maybe, I don’t know, many people are saying it was fine, very fine. Not bad. But I’ve done even more,” he said at a press conference. “I have black friends. Did Lincoln have any black friends? I’m not sure, we’ll have to check with the experts. But I doubt it. I highly doubt it.”

“And Lincoln’s Civil War, it was fine. Lots of good movies were made about it. I liked the one that talked about his secret life as a vampire hunter. I hadn’t realized that about him. Anyway, my Civil War will be even bigger. Not just dummies shooting muskets at each other in a line — that’s no good. We’ll have tanks, planes, you name it. A very good war.”

“My Civil War will be tremendous, maybe the best ever.”

-----------------------------------------------------
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal

-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)
Click to visit the TBP Store for Great TBP Merchandise
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
5 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 15, 2020 4:15 pm

Be careful what you joke about. The Bee has been more accurate about the news than the mainstream.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 15, 2020 4:50 pm

“Anyway, my Civil War will be even bigger.”

it’ll be yuge.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 15, 2020 7:50 pm

He tweeted from the bunker.

ZombieDawg
ZombieDawg
June 15, 2020 10:28 pm

comment image

22winmag - TBP's Yankee Mormon Shit-poster
22winmag - TBP's Yankee Mormon Shit-poster
  ZombieDawg
June 15, 2020 10:53 pm

Too bad this message had to come from a disgusting curry-smelling grifter.

Him and Candace Owens were cut from the same grifter cloth.