WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Looks like I can still get that friendly customer service feel at self-checkout now.

I didn’t know Pokémon Go was still popular. Someone’s about to catch a monster out there though!

More like ‘I Scream Lady’…

Look, you just take 2 face masks and now you’ve got yourself a pair of shorts. And some people out there think masks are useless.

Most people think hoarders never leave their home. I feel like this photo clearly proves that wrong.

Finally all that standing to kneeling to back to standing I’ve done in church has turned out to be good training. “Piece of ass be with you.” “And with your spirit”.

Because nothing says “Don’t mess with this badass” like some emojis!

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Oh sh*t, look at all that Natty Light! I have a hunch somebody is fixin’ to get their feelings and face hurt tonight from an asshole that looks strikingly like Santa if he was laid off.

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I imagine this is what my Fairy Godmother looks like. Unfortunately she’s not able to look out for me because she is hungover on a Wednesday at 2 pm.

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What the actual f*ck are you doing? You’re stupidity almost wants me to give a pass to all the people bringing goats and birds and lizards and other stupid animals into the store. Perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised since you’re like 11 with an arm tattoo. Clearly good decision making isn’t something that you inherited.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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3 Comments
rhs jr
rhs jr
July 11, 2020 10:51 am

Pray they don’t vote and pass the eyewash.

overthecliff
overthecliff
July 11, 2020 4:21 pm

People of Walmart don’t shock me anymore.

Byte Mee
Byte Mee
July 12, 2020 5:23 pm

If you really want to risk “GOING BLIND”, take pictures of Waffle House customers at night.It’s the Dark Side of the Twilight Zone.