That Darwin might have been on to something
The Busch Light doesn’t fall far from the case, am I right?
Can you even think of another place on Earth besides a Walmart where not only would there be a raccoon hanging out with a guy but a mother not thinking twice about letting her kid go up to said strange raccoon to say hello?
Now that’s how you get pink eye!
Sometimes Dad lets us kids get away with a little too much but that’s why we love him!
Yeah, you feel that uneasy feeling in your stomach guys? Doesn’t feel very good when the question is pointed back at you. The shoe is on the other foot now and you’re in for a wild ride.
Mullet + skirt + Mortal Kombat tattoos = Dude trying to get into an epic redneck karate battle.
This is why I stopped hiring babysitters off of Craigslist. Mr. Peepers’ resume just doesn’t stack up for my liking.
Stroller: a small vehicle with four wheels in which a baby or child is pushed around…you’re not doing it right.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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