Stacey Abrams Graciously Accepts VP Nomination

Via The Babylon Bee

ATLANTA, GA—Failed gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams has graciously accepted Joe Biden’s offer to run as the vice-presidential candidate on his campaign.

After Biden announced his pick today, Abrams quickly gave a speech congratulating the losers and saying she was excited and ready to run a tough race for the next three months.

“Thanks so much, Joe,” she said. “I’m humbled by this victory, and I’m glad you’ve chosen me as the winner. For everyone who lost, I just want to say, it’s really hard putting yourself out there and accepting a loss with grace. And I just want to thank you for doing that and for showing that you can compete with class. You’ll definitely have a part in me and Joe’s administration.”

At publishing time, Abrams had begun giving her acceptance speech for winning the 2020 election.

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8 Comments
TN Patriot
TN Patriot
August 14, 2020 4:04 pm

She would give up the GA governorship to be Creepy Old Joe’s VP?

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
August 14, 2020 4:27 pm

Gonna be a whole lot of kampaining at The Varsity, downtown ‘Lanta, y’all.

Ivan
Ivan
August 14, 2020 7:02 pm

this gap toothed silverback did something graciously??

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ivan
August 15, 2020 5:02 am

Her offer to” run” reminds me of a public toilet full of diarrhea.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 14, 2020 8:19 pm

Try living in the same state as this POS and having her every move “glorified” by the local POS media.

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
August 17, 2020 8:00 am

Satire is getting harder to achieve in 2020.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 21, 2022 8:43 pm

Did Stacy Abrams get crapped on by flying pigs ?

Machinist
Machinist
  Anonymous
September 22, 2022 8:33 pm

No, there are ho such things as flying pigs. But, GA has plenty of Hippos and Rinos.