Guest Post by Ann Coulter
MEMO TO HIS EXCELLENCY, PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP:
1) Extend Daylight Saving Time.
COVID, the shutdown, riots, looting, wildfires — we’re depressed enough. Do one small favor for the nation in 2020 by giving us another hour of sunlight. The next president can punish us again. (But why would we ever want to lose an hour of daylight in the afternoon? Why? Why? Why?)
During World War II, the long-suffering Britons left their clocks one hour ahead at the end of summer, then added an extra hour ahead when spring came along again. You’ve compared the Wuhan flu to war. Steal this great wartime idea from Britain!
2) Try To Go Seven Weeks Without Being a Fanboy to the Liberal Media.
Ordinary, middle-class people would never have made the mistake of talking to Bob Woodward. Only a massively insecure social climber would say: “OMG! OMG! It’s Bob Woodward!!!”
Honey, guess who I’m talking to? A little reporter by the name of … BOB WOODWARD!
Woodward’s job is to get people to tell him what they don’t want to tell him. It sounds like he didn’t even have to break a sweat with you.
TRUMP: How about this letter from Kim Jong Un? Pretty cool, huh? You see the way he says “your excellency.” You know who he’s talking about, right? That’s me! Oh and by the way, I printed up a laminated copy for you.
WOODWARD: Really? I can keep this? I’m allowed to take it with me? Thank you, kind sir, thank you!
Working-class people are busting their butts to keep you in office, while you go off and blather a lot of nonsense to Woodward to feed your ego months before the election.
3) Round Up Antifa Criminals, Jail and Prosecute Them.
As badass as your “LAW & ORDER” tweets have been, they don’t seem to have done the job. You can’t keep warning voters about widespread lawlessness if Biden is elected president when there’s already widespread lawlessness and you’re the president. Right now. That’s you. (And congratulations on that again, your excellency.)
4) Open the Country, Close the Border.
Remember how there was going to be a two-week shutdown to “flatten the curve”? Guess what? We’ve flattened it!
It’s been almost six months of everyone staying home, socially distancing and wearing masks. COVID isn’t lurking out there like a back-alley rapist ready to pounce. There aren’t a lot of human carriers left.
In early May, about a third of all COVID deaths in the nation were in New York. But by now, Gov. Andrew Cuomo has already killed off everyone who was ever going to die of it. Throughout April there were more than 500 deaths a day in New York City alone. In the last seven days, a total of 44 people died of COVID in the entire state.
Other states have passed through their much milder peaks. On Monday of this week, more than 2,000 Americans died of cancer, another 2,000 died of heart disease and, according to The Not-Hysterical-At-All New York Times, 450 died of COVID. Things have gotten so good that the Times’ creepy COVID obituaries are forced to feature 101-year-olds dying from “complications of COVID-19.”
The six-month nationwide shutdown has largely cleared COVID from the body politic. Now the main danger is if we start importing other countries’ body politics.
5) Denounce the Pedo Film That’s All the Rage With Our Elites.
The exact same people who been freaking out about Confederate statues have suddenly became oh-so-bored sophisticates about the Netflix pedophilia movie “Cuties.”
Movie shows little girls writhing on the floor in soaking wet panties, trying to seduce their relatives, watching porn, discussing oral sex, dancing sexually for strangers as the camera zooms in on an 11-year-old’s derriere …
Liberals: These uptight conservatives are freaking out about a film. Yawn.
Hey, there’s a statue to Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee that’s been standing in a public park for the past century.
Liberals: BURN IT DOWN! DECAPITATE IT! GET THIS MONSTROSITY OUT OF MY SIGHT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Unfortunately, the left’s studied complacency about a pedo movie seems to be petering out. One tweet from you could get them going again.
6) Fire Jared and Ivanka.
You won by 80,000 votes across three states, mostly cast by non-college-educated Americans who’ve been betrayed by both parties for 40 years. They didn’t want tax cuts — they don’t have jobs. They wanted manufacturing back, safe neighborhoods, and (like your neighbors on Fifth Avenue and in Palm Beach) schools that aren’t overwhelmed with Somalis or Mexicans.
Thanks to the political acumen of your whiz-kid son-in-law, you gave them tax cuts, “criminal justice reform” (i.e. you released criminals) and a moved embassy. These are people who voted Obama, Obama, Trump. You gave them another Bush.
Maybe Jared is right about the MAGA base having “no place else to go,” and it was a shrewd political move to betray them. But it wouldn’t take a lot of former-Trumpers to stay home for you to lose.
To convince your voters that, in a second term, you really will get around to the promises you made in 2016 — about immigration, bringing manufacturing home and ending pointless wars — you have to fire your amnesty-supporting, pro-criminal, Israel-obsessed son-in-law.
We want to see moving trucks.
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It was Jared who was mostly responsible for the peace deals between Israel and UAE, etc. (and Donald says there are more coming.)
These peace deals are truly HISTORIC … no matter how you measure it. Trump and his advisors have done something NOBODY ever thought would be possible … peace between Israel and neighbors. an AMAZING succes story.
Ann is a moron. Also, she should get Adams Apple removal surgery!
End all foreign aid, especially for Israel. That would be a “peace deal” I could live with. These phony deals only portend to new wars, I fear.
Trump should be running for president of Israel.
Bibi may have received the key to the Whitehouse, but that charming snake stole the key to our hearts too–and some of the silverware! Oy vey!
Next week’s headline, Iran on the chopping block…..BiBi sends US troops to do his bidding. War is Peace.
You will soon realize that Trump/Jared (or vice versa) is simply building a coalition of Sunni states to take on Iran in a new war after the election. Oh, and the weapons sales – can’t forget all the fat new orders for F35s. This has nothing to do with “Peace”
A “Piece” of the action.
Stuck
Are you connecting from home, or still going to the library?
Admin: just wanted to make a point about a few missing features in the comments section.
For the last few days, maybe since the disc failure, when I come back again to read additional comments the new ones are no longer highlighted in green so it’s hard to identify new ones.
There used to be a feature at the top of the comment section where you could select newest first or oldest. But that went away when, I think, the comment plugin was changed.
Not complaining just mentioning. Thanks for all you and TMWNN do.
EDIT: I don’t want to be anon I’m BenLurken.
Still connecting from the library. Can’t get the Internet thingy to work at home …. I’m a dumbass, I guess, ….. Verizon is scheduled to come to the house on Monday.
Stuck,you need a laptop or a connection(or both?).I am sure the folks here in the spirit of the Cajun Navy/Army can get you on board,I need folks from N.J. to harass!
James.
Not to speak for him, but AOC and Admin bought him one. He’s just having difficulty hooking up to the net at home.
UAE is not a “neighbor” to Israel but almost 1000 miles away. UAE was not at war with Israel nor about to go to war. The newest “peace deal” seems overblown.
Why the downvotes? Is he not correct? Nice work, Stuck
See my Two Golden Rules below. The down voters hate Israel and/or the Jews with such passion that a Down Vote will be registered as soon as anything said about them is construed as positive. TBP lemmings ….
One sure way for Trump to get re-elected.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiIIMN3VkAEsERm?format=jpg&name=small
“Do one small favor for the nation in 2020 by giving us another hour of sunlight. The next president can punish us again. (But why would we ever want to lose an hour of daylight in the afternoon? Why? Why? Why?)”
Do people actually believe that DST magically creates an extra hour of daylight? Are people really that dumb? All you’re doing is waking up an hour earlier during DST.
Auntie hates DST from the bottom of Auntie’s pure-as-driven-snow heart.
Leave the fucking clocks alone.
Fire Jared and Ivanka?
Are you serious , Ann?
Jared666 is the one written about, anticipated, and expected.
Auntie K- You may be right about that one.
Some say rabbis say he Elias, the one who prepares the way for the real one.
It is always humorous to read conservatives who say what Trump should or should not do to get the support of more Republicans, or what he should do to win the election. In the first place, Trump is not a conservative and has no interest in doing any of those things. Second, he couldn’t do those things even if he wanted to. He is completely controlled by the NWO, and just does what he is told to do, just like all presidents since JFK except for daddy George H. W. Bush. Daddy Bush was part of the NWO, albeit not a major player, so he had some leeway to make his own decisions.
As I have said many times before, Trump was selected by the NWO in 2016 to neutralize the (armed) Right so they wouldn’t effectively resist the scamdemic tyranny and the BLM/Antifa riots. They will select him again this year if they need him to continue in that capacity, which I think is probably the case. I think that is the reason they selected Biden with his obvious mental decline to be the Democrat candidate. They want Trump to win.
Yup. He was Oxy for the right.
yep. my ex – military friends are all pro trump. No one get to be prez without being chosen by (((them)))
Stucky declares this is PEACE in the ME, not hardly. Call me when Nutteryahoo stops torturing the Palestinians. ALSO, Israel and the UAE/ Bahrain have never been at war that I know of.
It’s a big photo op for Trump and Nutteryahoo to look like they DID SOMETHING. It wasn’t as grand and important as you think Stucky, just sayin’.
I said no such thing. While I mostly like you, and agree with you …. you have a habit of egregiously misquoting me. I don’t know if you’re just trolling me or, if you are a Genuine Moron. Here is what I said ….
“It was Jared who was mostly responsible for the peace deals between Israel and UAE, etc. … ”
Do you see the difference? I mentioned the COUNTRY (countries) involved … NOT the entire fucken middle east.
You really ought to purchase Reading Comprehension For Dummies
OK Stucky, you got me on a technicality BUT, dez folks don’t war against each other, so how is it (a) a PEACE situation and(b) such a big fukkin deal?
A Genuine Moron would fall for this accord as promoting (peace). Right?
Who’s da Dummie?
I understand the 7 (so far) thumbs down. Some things never change. For example, the Two Golden Rules;
— Golden Rule #1: NEVER write anything, good about ISRAEL no matter how trivial.
— Golden Rule #2: NEVER write anything, good about JEWS no matter how trivial.
I get it. So, go ahead, vote this comment down …. while pretending that what I said isn’t true. haha
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Maybe you all should get this …
1. If the peace deal is “no big deal” then why hasn’t such a deal been accomplished since the Egypt deal 41 YEARS ago?
2. You people who think it’s no big deal because they are two small Arab countries and very far away …well, you have absolutely no clue about the hatred these two countries have historically had for Israel.
3. There must be something wrong with YOU when even the rabidly anti-Trump NYT gives Trump some kudos;
— https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/16/opinion/trump-israel-bahrain-uae.html
4. Israel has nukes … at least 100, maybe as many as 400. Making peace, even small steps, in such a scenario is a good thing. Not a bad thing!!!
5. Israel ain’t going away. That’s a damned fact. Smart Arabs are realizing this … that if you can not ever hope to destroy your foe, you might as well try to get along and prosper.
6. Palestinians are on the outside looking in. The Arabs are tired of kissing their lazy stupid asses and getting absolutely nothing in exchange. No one is going to be held hostage by their ignorant demands any longer. They are fucked … and they fucked themselves. And if SAUDI ARABIA ever makes peace with Israel then it will the Palestinians who will be drowned in the sea.
Rather than doing a knee-jerk down vote, maybe y’all ought to think a bit about such things.
Stucky- Just a guess that this was mostly aimed in my direction. I’m pressed for time so I’ll give a shot at (1-3):
(1) Again McFly, UAE/Bahrain/Israel have not been warring with each other, not so much as a tongue stuck out at each other in the last 41 years. The answer….they have been at peace, so NO BIGGY.
(2) Who doesn’t hate Israel…..moot point.
(3) Nobody here reads the “THE TOILET PAPER OF RECORD “, aka the NYT……so who cares?
I can address 4,5,6 later unless you want to admit it was a BS photo op.
Did someone say Israel was going away? I didn’t see that anywhere. They are not going away.
The rabidly anti Trump NYT is rabidly pro Israel.
Why don’t we ask a real Jew. A former kosher Orthadox Jew and Former member of Chabad Lubavitch who still has many contacts in Israel.
https://brandnewtube.com/watch/there-is-no-peace_2MGGC6u1vsVwdIe.html
Stucky’s # 5:
I don’t know why some Bible Believers think the Psalms 83 war hasn’t happened yet; because I see no verse therein that ties it to latter times, but it says:
Still, some theologians have claimed those identified are the modern nations of Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Gaza, Egypt, and Jordan.
And, as for the Ezekiel 38 war, these nations: Muslim Russia, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Ethiopia, Sudan, Libya, Bolshevik states and Turkey
Will these wars come to pass? They certainly could.
But Midianites, Sisera, and Jabin at the brook of Kison? It would be like watching Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings translated into modern headlines. Somehow I doubt CNN will be quite as lyrical.
Signed,
A Curious Fellow Only Reporting on What He’s Read
Un- I know some Israelis, my family is close with them. That said, we don’t need to send tons of money their way or need to let them loot our assets and use our military for their benefit to smite others in the ME.
Biblical prophecy may surprise us all in the end. Yet again, I’ll be watching with ample popcorn.
The op is winding down.
The notion that Trump desires another 4 years is a laugh.
“dem folks that are counting covid ain’t countin ballots are they?”
Not another “commission”!
Sigh,come on folks,food/gas/tools ect still reasonably priced,i.e. Go Shopping!
We will deal with the rest of this nonsense once we have our larders in order!
On a side note,flame throwers legal in 49 states,crowds of hostile folks ect.,just something to think about!
you have to fire your amnesty-supporting, pro-criminal, Israel-obsessed son-in-law.
Long, long over due!
The “peace deals” were a fraud designed to sell moar US weapons, i.e. F-35, etc!
If the kushner grifter continues to run trump’s campaign, trump will go down in flames in nov.
Record smashing greencards next year.
http://dissident-mag.com/2020/08/21/trump-admin-approves-record-high-245000-green-cards/
When Trump put Jared in charge of being the administration’s Middle East point man, the ENTIRE internet universe broke out in scorn and derision … including even from Conservatives. Sample headlines …
— “Highlights From Jared Kushner’s Bizarre and Fantastical Middle East Peace Conference.”
— “I’m a Veteran Middle East Negotiator. Trump’s Plan is the Most Dangerous I’ve Ever Seen.”
— “The Trump administration’s new Mideast ‘peace’ plan is absurd.”
— “Jared Kushner, architect of Trump’s Middle East peace plan, still doesn’t get it.”
—– — on and on and on, literally thousands of articles making comments and predictions as buffoonish as yours.
But, guess what? Jared got the last laugh!!
Suck on that for a while.
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Good grief man, you have a serious Kool-Aid addiction. I guess BL is right, you really do believe the official 911 narrative.
And you drink the Joo Hate Kool-Aid. Pfffft.
Anonymous? Coward. Grow some balls and post under your real name, whoever you are.
don’t take it too bad stucky,a few days ago i was called a race traitor by a regular poster who was upset that i posted an article by a jew writer–
“TampaRed
Thanks for the encouragement.
Don’t worry, though. Down votes and critiques of my intellectual superiority no longer bother me as they once did.
You see, the love of my life died this past Jan 5th. Mere arguments about Joos, Israel, Trump … whatever, just don’t mean a hill of fucken beans to me anymore.
Red/Stucky
WWhhaaaa boo hoo.
You deliberately post inflammatory statist republican bullshit and then whine and commiserate over a few downvotes like you were martyrs. Piss off.
Red your a liar. I called you on deliberately blaming joe sixpack for what Zionist Kabbalist Jewish Bankers are doing. Same as Stucky defending a Kabbalist(Satan worshipper) like Kushner.
I’ve collected more downvotes than anyone here in the last 3 years and you don’t hear me snivill and whine about them nor brag about them. I get flamed constantly because I say things that run contrary to statist opinion so I expect it as the price of doing business.
If your feewings are hurt by downvotes and flaming you need to move to city data where they have Niceness Matrons in the classroom to protect you and a pink room with teddies to make it all better.
You both willfully conflate Zionist Jew bashing with Jew bashing and then cry over the rejection.
I’m the only one on here who has ever openly stated that all but 1/2 of 1% of world Jewry is complicit in this conspiracy and have listed the reasons why they are complicit and it has cost me the affection of my Jewish Nieces and Nephews. Everyone else on here does the Naxalt thing even to my chagrin but I doubt any of us are jew haters or bashers. We just refuse to stipulate each and every time we mention the owners of 90% of the worlds banks, Media, Industry, and Agribusiness.
It’s no different than being white and being accused of hating all Blacks or Blacks all being accused of being muggers and rapists. We all get tarred with the same brush as our most notorious members.
This is supposed to be a 1st amendment, free thinking blog. If it is, don’t whine when you say something inflammatory or insulting and someone throws shit back over the fence in your yard.
Carry on girlies.
That was me from my phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0k920v4PvM&ab_channel=StopFundingIsrael
incidents like this will surely help trump be re elected–
in new hampshire,dozens of democratic legislators refused to stand 4 the national anthem during the final session of the year & some even kneeled,b/c of,you know,all the equality bs their constituents face in a white state like new hamp.–
wait,do they have any blacks in new hampshire?
I just puked in my mouth a little.
Sadly, the 22% who voted for Ron Paul in the 2012 NH primary are NOT gonna rise up, NOT gonna turn the state red, and NOT slay Biden/Harris.
this needs to be passed around the internet so people can see what a scam voting by mail is–
covid makes it dangerous to vote in person so we need mail ballots,correct?
here’s biden voting a week or so back,in person,at a polling place during the delaware primary–
https://pjmedia.com/election/stacey-lennox/2020/09/14/joe-biden-votes-in-person-wrecks-the-democrats-we-need-mail-in-voting-narrative-n931150
the plan is to create chaos , by not having a clear winner, followed by blm street violence to bait Trump into over reacting. Another Soros color revolution, starting in DC
a few days ago a blm rally blocked a street & a woman inside her vehicle was trapped in it —
she had called 911 & then saw an opening where she could go around–a blm supporter came across traffic in her vehicle & slammed into her–the blm woman was arrested 4 some serious charges but we have a soros state atty here so we’ll see if the charges stick–