Libertarian Voters Flock To Trump After Learning He Avoided Paying Taxes

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—Trump is polling high among an unexpected group: libertarians, who were energized and drawn to Trump’s cause after the New York Times revealed that he paid as little as $750 in federal taxes some years.

“Only paying a few hundred in federal theft? This guy is my hero!” said libertarian man Murray Mickelson of New Hampshire. “If only all of us could be that smart with our taxes.”

“The less theft, the better!”

Libertarians across the country paid tribute to Trump’s accomplishment by firing their AR-15s into the air and doing hard drugs, though this is what they were already planning on doing anyway.

Jo Jorgenson’s poll numbers have plummeted as a result of the revelation, with both of her supporters saying they’re switching to Trump.

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5 Comments
c1ue
c1ue
September 29, 2020 2:30 pm

I think Trump paid $23M due to Alternative Minimum Tax though – so the headlines are wrong (as usual).

Lebowski
Lebowski
September 29, 2020 2:35 pm

New Hampshire’s state motto “ Live free or die” so Murray Michelson is a good GraniteStater

yahsure
yahsure
September 29, 2020 4:17 pm

Someone should look up what Democrats paid.

22winmag - I was told about 2020 in 1981
22winmag - I was told about 2020 in 1981
September 29, 2020 4:40 pm

Is there anything more useless than a LOLbertarian?

Imagine sharing a foxhole with one on the eve of battle.

He or she would be like “So, how is this foxhole arrangement going to affect my civil liberties?”

BL
BL
September 29, 2020 4:46 pm

Loopey- I’m waiting for your stupid ass to show up, you said billionaires paid most of the taxes in the US, I said BS that they pay little to no taxes. El Dump is smarter than I because all I am is a tax slave to (((Uncle Sam))). You are still a moran.

And just as I predicted Oz went down for the final flush in the toilet bowl.