WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

I was about to say something then realized if put to a vote, we’d all prefer the silent bag over her head instead of the shouting at us that usually occurs.

Listen bub, it’s a shitty situation all around. Don’t make it worse.

There’s too many Spidermen out there for me to keep track of now, so by default I have to assume every Spiderman I see is real.

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When I was a kid my mother always told me to make sure I’ve got my booties on before I went outside in the cold…I feel like these girls didn’t quite grasp which booty to have on.

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Hey, who’s excited for Autumn? Whoa simmer down lady, I think the whole town knows you’re excited for Autumn.

The NHL lockout seems to be hitting our friends to the north very hard right now. That’s a lot of free time they have to try and fill….I feel your pain Canada.

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If Star Wars was done entirely surrounding mullets this lady would be the Luke Skywalker of Jedi-mullets. The force is waaaaay strong with this one.

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George Clinton ain’t got sh*t on you lady!

Sometimes Dad lets us kids get away with a little too much but that’s why we love him!

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5 Comments
James
James
October 3, 2020 9:44 am

I like the first pic with bags on head,just saying out loud what many think,and well……,pic 2 says it all!

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  James
October 3, 2020 10:20 am

Pic # 2 definitively settles the controversy of boxers v. briefs.

BL
BL
October 3, 2020 11:21 am

I hear ya James, remember the Unknown Comic on the “Gong Show” back in the 70’s? Why not use the brown paper bag as a sounding board and show your rebellion against face diapers? This is f’n genius…….

Just Do It !!!! BAG-UP PEOPLE !!!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  BL
October 3, 2020 6:30 pm

My mask says (worn terribly infrequently):
NOT ABOUT SAFETY
ALL ABOUT CONTROL

I get more than a few people verbally agreeing with the sentiment.

doc
doc
  BL
October 4, 2020 11:35 am

I bought a Guy Fawks mask with holes for eyes nose and mouth, but then decided to just refuse to wear one. I keep hoping for someone to say something but nobody does. Some woman in a store recently (also not wearing one) actually came up and thanked me for not wearing a mask.

It’s also interesting to experience the non-verbal communications with others not wearing one. We tend to make extended eye contact, but there is never any facial expression or other form of acknowledgement.