Democrats Propose Sending Republicans To ‘Unity Camps’

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—Leading Democrats are pushing for unity in our nation, and they’ve found a new way to implement the unity in a mandatory way: “Unity Camps,” special institutions designed to teach and train Republicans to unify.

“There’s nothing that’ll make Republicans want unity more than a nice, relaxing stay in one of our Unity Camps,” said Joe Biden. “Heck, in my day, we’d have killed to go to camp. I remember one summer, I was sitting in the pool watching my leg hair change color in the water. All the kids liked to run their fingers through it. Anyway, we were supposed to go to Camp Waggakopo the next summer, but Dad needed me on the farm and told me I could go to the academy the following year.”

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has suggested using forced labor at the camps, compelling Republicans to run on giant hamster wheels to generate enough energy to run the country under a Green New Deal.

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23 Comments
Henry Ford
Henry Ford
November 12, 2020 6:38 pm

Lib to Conservative: We WILL all work together to heal in the unity camp. Or we will kill you.

Conservative to Lib: Go ahead. Make my day.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Henry Ford
January 8, 2021 12:11 am

I would kill the SOB’s before that would happen to me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Henry Ford
March 21, 2021 5:14 pm

And yet if the camps are only for ‘extremists,’ ‘racists,’ ‘haters, and ‘ white supremacists’ then the majority of kosher conservatives would bend over backwards to denounce and expose anyone more extreme than themselves.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 12, 2020 8:40 pm

Can’t wait for those who think rounding up American citizens will be a just doing my job task for those same HERO’s that stand down to rioters , looters and arsonists but arrest and charge Americans defending their life and property ! You know the citizens that paid the LEO’s salary

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
November 12, 2020 8:46 pm

Auntie has it from high-credibility sources that Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, Jihadis Tlaib and Omar, plus a very, very angry Negro woman, federal elected-official from Taxachewshits, named Pressley, are using this as part of their training program for Unity Camp establishment and operations, comrades.

James
James
  Auntie Kriest
November 12, 2020 9:01 pm

And we await their reply,should be interesting.

James
James
November 12, 2020 8:58 pm

While I realize is the Bee,soon,we be heading into reality.

That said,vote straight ticket .308!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 12, 2020 9:10 pm

Joe is planning on helping out some old Cambodian friends in the Khmer Rouge who need some gainful employment. They will be running the camps for him.

Stucky
Stucky
November 12, 2020 9:47 pm

Not a funny BB article … it’s TOO close to the truth.

I’m not a big conspiracy person. But, I’m thinking that’s exactly what the Dems would like to do, if they could get away with it. And according to many here, the Dems DO think they can get away with it.

Don B.
Don B.
  Stucky
March 21, 2021 4:44 pm

Certainly hope so, but chances are it wont happen soon. Maybe in 4 years next term. Hope Hope!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 12, 2020 9:55 pm

Wait….I thought that was the purpose of the government day prison system….aka – da skoolz.

John
John
November 13, 2020 12:13 am

We’re already unified. Into Fireteams, Squads, Platoons and more. We can help the Dims understand unity much better soon if they are actually able destroy the election process.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  John
March 21, 2021 4:44 pm

Dem fascism is the only answer!

rhs jr
rhs jr
November 13, 2020 12:14 am

A growth opportunity for the Comrades that have been liquidating people for the Clintons; they are all right at home with the CIA, NSA, FBI. All that Sensitivity Training planted the Psyco seeds for the current generation of Biden supporters.

Vinagaroon
Vinagaroon
November 13, 2020 1:22 am

Can’t wait until some pencil neck comes to take me to a camp, and any cops that come with him, it wouldn’t end well for you

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Vinagaroon
March 21, 2021 4:46 pm

Uh huh! I think the process would anticipate a little resistance.

Depressed Aussie
Depressed Aussie
November 13, 2020 5:43 am

Don’t laugh too hard I can bet you there would be Democrats literally dreaming about doing this

Anonymous kaput
Anonymous kaput
  Depressed Aussie
November 13, 2020 9:42 am

Would be? It’s already reality.
If you think about it the “re-education camps” are simply state universities giving out indoctrination to those willing to pay for the books and tuition.

Thing In Room 101
Thing In Room 101
November 13, 2020 7:27 am

Kind of reminds me of the old phrase; “You will join my peaceful protest movement, or we will beat you to death”.
I guess this could be written on banners for antifa and Bow Legged Men.
Come to think of it though; I could use a few days off with free room and board.

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
  Thing In Room 101
November 13, 2020 9:56 am

New definition of BLM=Biden Loves Minors!

Mark
Mark
November 13, 2020 7:48 am

The last camp I went to was boot camp at Parris Island, and I’m not going. I know exactly how this story ended everywhere it was tried.

AL Tru
AL Tru
November 13, 2020 8:02 am

just wait til the Internet gets “paused”.
EMERGENCY ACTION MESSAGE

yahright
yahright
November 13, 2020 9:32 am

Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.