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Via KOAT: According to a criminal complaint, McAllister told investigators the gun was in her waistband, but the Bernalillo County deputy who interviewed her said he doubts that and believes the gun was likely in her private area.

Officer Simon Drobik said police did their best to make sure she wasn’t armed before entering the jail. “We can only be so thorough, and that area is out of the question. We cannot search a body cavity,” said Drobik.

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Meanwhile, in Florida… a bobcat was spotted at Sebastian Inlet State Park in Vero Beach dragging a shark along the sand.

And it’s got the Internet talking, because that is one badass bobcat.

What do you think this is Bobcat, Australia?

The photographer, John Bailey, says that the beast leapt into the water to grab it while it was busy eating another fish.

The cat then pulled it out of the ocean and onto the sand. He eventually dropped the shark and fled because it got scared (presumably from having his photo being taken), so he didn’t even get to enjoy his meal.

Commenters, of course, are questioning the validity of the photo, but experts say it’s actually a pretty normal occurrence.

“There is no reason to believe it’s fake,” said a rep from the Florida Wildlife Conservation Commission.

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A man in China was arrested this past weekend for trying to smuggle in 94 iPhones from Hong Kong where they are cheaper to purchase.

Customs officials were suspicious of the way he was walking, so they had him go through the metal detectors.

That’s when they discovered $49,000 worth of Apple products (both iPhone 6 and iPhone 5S models) taped to his midsection in this makeshift suit of armor.

Crotch Siri is now scarred for life.

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 1:51 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
January 15, 2021 8:57 pm

Hard not to jack to that!

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 1:52 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
January 15, 2021 8:57 pm

Red Snook threesome!

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
January 15, 2021 11:04 pm

Excellent, I Luv CO2…aced it!!!

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 1:52 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2021 6:11 pm

John McCain forever!

David
David
  nkit
January 16, 2021 6:29 am

Antifa is that you?

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 1:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 15, 2021 3:26 pm

I caught her in my net, but my wife made me throw her back.

Roger V Tranfaglia
Roger V Tranfaglia
  Bob P
January 15, 2021 4:10 pm

THANKS Bob!………She’s a KEEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 1:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 1:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 15, 2021 3:19 pm

I know what I want for breakfast.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2021 6:18 pm

10 min. later…
OK, you old perverts, 5min. on one gif. is enough.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  nkit
January 16, 2021 3:17 am

“Look, Russ, no lines.”

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 1:57 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2021 6:23 pm

Helter Skelter…
Did you know? Richard Gatling had actually hoped that the tremendous power of his new weapon would discourage large scale battles and show the folly of war.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Mix
January 15, 2021 8:12 pm

And technically / legally speaking, a Gatling gun is “not” a machinegun.

ELF
ELF
  prester kahn
January 15, 2021 8:29 pm

You are so right .
And technically/legally speaking neither is a 7.62 mini gun .
It’s NOT percussion driven , rather powered by an electric motor .
But try explaining that to the BATF .

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 1:57 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 15, 2021 3:20 pm

and lunch

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 1:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 15, 2021 3:20 pm

and dinner.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
January 15, 2021 6:29 pm

Dinner shit, that’s Dawn. Look at that crack!
Wake up from sleep to a dream.

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:00 pm

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Roger V Tranfaglia
Roger V Tranfaglia
  nkit
January 15, 2021 4:13 pm

Annddd 2 helpings of DESSERT!!!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2021 6:34 pm

For the old, old farts here,
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ELF
ELF
  Mix
January 15, 2021 8:31 pm

AHH , Betty Baby !

nkit
nkit
  Mix
January 17, 2021 4:59 pm

Rubble? Yes, I’m an old fart.

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:00 pm

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Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  nkit
January 15, 2021 10:51 pm

This reminds me of the Bond film where the villain offers him a shotgun to skeet shoot. He says “This is a ladies gun”, the villain says “You know a lot about guns”. He replies, “No, I know a little about women.” and then shoots the target from his hip.

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:01 pm

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Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  nkit
January 17, 2021 3:15 pm

That would just make it stronger, bigger and harder….
Don’t know if Olive could handle that….
Wish it worked for me….

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:01 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
January 15, 2021 3:22 pm

NO SHIT !

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 15, 2021 3:26 pm

Second most popular stool among fags.

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:02 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
January 15, 2021 8:15 pm

Just make sure some neat freak doesn’t throw it out on you

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:02 pm

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Roger V Tranfaglia
Roger V Tranfaglia
  nkit
January 15, 2021 4:15 pm

One for Moi1 One for Elf!!!

Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  nkit
January 15, 2021 10:52 pm

I suddenly want to make a sandwich.

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 15, 2021 3:45 pm

Thou art perfection/thou giveth me an erection.

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:06 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
January 15, 2021 4:49 pm

As a lifelong Biker , 50 plus years , THAT just makes me HURT !

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2021 6:43 pm

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ELF
ELF
  Mix
January 15, 2021 8:32 pm

That just makes me GAG !

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
January 15, 2021 10:36 pm

Biden voter

DEW
DEW
  Mix
January 15, 2021 11:15 pm

Is his name Patrick?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
January 16, 2021 4:39 pm

Unemployable

ELF
ELF
  YourAverageJoe
January 16, 2021 7:31 pm

Doesn’t need employment . Makes his $$ robbing packages off
people’s porches .

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:07 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2021 6:45 pm

Sweeeeet!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 15, 2021 10:31 pm

Oh honey !

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:08 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 15, 2021 11:09 pm

yum

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:11 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 16, 2021 4:41 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahahha,,,that’ll teach ’em

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:12 pm

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Roger V Tranfaglia
Roger V Tranfaglia
  nkit
January 15, 2021 4:17 pm

MINE!

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:15 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
January 15, 2021 3:25 pm

I’d rather shoot all the Democrats !

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 15, 2021 3:46 pm

Wonder if he survived?

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Bob P
January 15, 2021 8:22 pm

The cleric nearby cast a heal spell on him as he was bleeding out – all good.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  nkit
January 16, 2021 3:24 am

First guy to wear an Arrow shirt?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 16, 2021 9:00 pm

It never loses its awesomeness whenever I see it.
It could only be enhance if it were Nancy P…whatshername.

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:17 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2021 6:57 pm

A kiss away.

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:18 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 15, 2021 4:25 pm

Do I get a prize if I find Rudolph?

Bob P
Bob P
  Machinist
January 15, 2021 8:40 pm

I’ll give you a clue; his nose is now brown.

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:21 pm

RIP Jethro

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
January 15, 2021 9:02 pm

nktit, don’t do this to me!! That;s not nice!

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
January 15, 2021 11:10 pm

I was chopping onions when I saw this too. A good kinda of cry. Jimmy V. would approve…..welcome to the South…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 15, 2021 10:34 pm

All dogs go to heaven.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 16, 2021 4:48 pm

God gave them to us for a Reason.

ELF
ELF
  YourAverageJoe
January 16, 2021 7:33 pm

God , spelled backwards is Dog .

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 2:22 pm
nkit
nkit
  nkit
January 16, 2021 2:31 am

I wrote out a long comment and discarded it., but now I will just
shorten it to say” “I love dogs” – as if you didn’t know… No, I really do love dags…

ELF
ELF
  nkit
January 16, 2021 5:28 am

nkit , I couldn’t even watch the whole vid . Something kept getting in my eyes .
GOD bless whoever these folks are ! and that’s all I’m gonna say .

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 16, 2021 4:50 pm

Me too!

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 2:58 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 2:58 pm

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Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Cow Doctor
January 17, 2021 3:23 pm

Mr. Krabs is not amused…

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 2:59 pm

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ELF
ELF
  Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 4:51 pm

ME LIKE IT !!

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Cow Doctor
January 17, 2021 3:24 pm

You gonna need a bigger gun…

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 2:59 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 2:59 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 10:36 pm

Last thing the rabbit saw.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 3:00 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 3:00 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 3:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 3:48 pm

I just discovered I love marine life.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 3:01 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
January 15, 2021 7:06 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Mix
January 15, 2021 7:12 pm

Until 22…comment image

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Mix
January 15, 2021 8:33 pm

Is he playing with stingrays yet?

ELF
ELF
  Mix
January 15, 2021 8:35 pm

Yeah , but remember his famous catch phrase ,
” that was Realllly stupid “

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  ELF
January 16, 2021 2:02 am

krikey!!

nkit
nkit
January 15, 2021 5:36 pm

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wholesome fraulein T-Gewehr
January 15, 2021 5:59 pm