In New Dr. Seuss Book, Cat In The Hat Gives Kids Puberty Blockers While Their Mother Isn’t Home

Via The Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY—Things have changed quite a bit in the world of Dr. Seuss, as six of his works have been pulled from publication, banned from sale on eBay, and eliminated from people’s minds using lobotomies to help fight the threat of racism. To get with the times, though, a new Dr. Seuss book has been released, called The Cat in the Hat (He/Him).

“In this new book, using reworked art from Dr. Seuss,” said a letter from Dr. Seuss’s estate, “the Cat in the Hat once again finds the two children home alone and bored. This time he diagnoses their malaise as gender dysphoria and proceeds to give the children puberty blockers.”

An excerpt from the book reads:

“I have some new drugs,”
said the cat in the hat.
“A lot of good drugs!
I’ll inject them in you.
Your mother will not mind at all if I do.”

The children learn a lesson in intolerance, too, as their goldfish ignorantly tries to stop them from taking the drugs, warning them of permanent side effects. The goldfish is then killed and flushed down a toilet.

Numerous drag queens will be deployed to libraries across the country to perform free readings of the book to children.

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13 Comments
Auntie K.
Auntie K.
March 5, 2021 6:22 pm

In the same vein, for all Dr. Seuss aficionados:
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Anonymous
Anonymous
March 5, 2021 7:02 pm

Wow.

At the center of this sexual “revolution” was Magnus Hirschfeld.

He created the “Institute of Sexual Research,” located in Berlin, celebrating all kinds of sexual fetishes, conducting trans-surgery, research, etc.

Sound familiar?

It’s all happened before, in Weimar, Germany.

We Live in Weimar 2.0 — But What Was Weimar 1.0?

James
James
  Anonymous
March 6, 2021 8:12 am

Anon,I have said here before,what is happening to our culture/economy ect. is exactly the same conditions that gave birth to Hitler.

I suppose to further the Cat in The Hat story down the road Mr. Potato Head will be performing the actual surgery(mutilation)to physically change these childrens gender.

Zombiedawgreturns
Zombiedawgreturns
March 5, 2021 9:12 pm

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Poor old USA – you are in terminal irreversible decline at this stage.

👻 (ghost)
👻 (ghost)
  Zombiedawgreturns
March 6, 2021 7:09 am

I wanted to post this somewhere for posterity.

Ghost
Ghost
  Zombiedawgreturns
March 6, 2021 8:48 am

Dear God…

What the hell?

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Ghost
March 6, 2021 9:10 am

The True Disturbing Meaning of “WAP” by Cardi B

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Mary Christine
March 6, 2021 9:15 am

from the article:

In short, Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion are associated with the goddess Kali who is a lustful yet destructive goddess while also being an icon for modern feminists. However, there’s a major difference between Cardi B and Kali B: Kali is an unrestrained force of nature that transcends the material world … and Cardi B is a slave wh*re stuck inside a house

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  Mary Christine
March 6, 2021 9:39 am

Cardi B et al are talentless fat asses prostituting themselves for money. No talent needed for simulating copulation or glorifying asses bigger than any self respecting draft horse’s rear. This is culture and this is art….
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Ghost
Ghost
  Mary Christine
March 6, 2021 9:46 am

I read the entire article and my stomach now hurts really bad.

Mary? This is some bad shit around us… I’m waiting for the sky to crack wide open. Geneva is waiting to be swept away. (I’m grabbing her ankle.)

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Ghost
March 6, 2021 11:16 am

Geneva is waiting to be swept away.

Maybe if there is a local flood. Otherwise, she’s stuck here with the rest of us, unfortunately.

Ghost
Ghost
  Mary Christine
March 6, 2021 9:55 am

I actually jumped to some of the links regarding Monarch Mind Control techniques and skimmed a bit of the analysis of the video and some of the imagery.

I think the whole psychoanalysis industry has caused the whole epidemic of insanity.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Ghost
March 6, 2021 11:17 am

There was a discussion on twitter the other day regarding the question “Why do only some of us see what is going on. What makes us different?” It was interesting but there was no consensus as to why this is.