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16 Comments
Gomer
Gomer
March 8, 2021 3:45 pm

” Nope: still not doing Biden jokes” Those second rate clowns could never be funnier than Joe…just being himself.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gomer
March 11, 2021 1:18 am

Wouldn’t know. Haven’t watched those ass clowns ever!

nkit
nkit
March 8, 2021 4:00 pm

Smudge for the win!

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 8, 2021 6:02 pm

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BL
BL
  Anonymous
March 8, 2021 8:31 pm

anony- Best idea I’ve heard in a very , very long time. 🙂

jaykay
jaykay
March 8, 2021 8:27 pm

meanwhile, straight from the CDC’s mouth..

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/70/wr/mm7010e3.htm

“During March 1–December 31, 2020, state-issued mask mandates applied in 2,313 (73.6%) of the 3,142 U.S. counties. Mask mandates were associated with a 0.5 percentage point decrease (p = 0.02) in daily COVID-19 case growth rates 1–20 days after implementation and decreases of 1.1, 1.5, 1.7, and 1.8 percentage points 21–40, 41–60, 61–80, and 81–100 days, respectively, after implementation (p<0.01 for all)"

So the Branch Covidians are doubling down for a 1.8% reduction. JESUS, FUCKING CHRIST.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 8, 2021 11:36 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  Anonymous
March 9, 2021 11:22 am

Opra looks as though she is trying to decide whether the last one was wet. Don’t as me how I know. Let’s just say my undies have taken that Coke class on how to be less white.

Zombiedawgreturns
Zombiedawgreturns
March 9, 2021 12:50 am

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Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Zombiedawgreturns
March 9, 2021 6:06 am

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL kind of environment did this POS of human debris grow up in????

Where the hell is that Death Star when you need it?

Roger V. Tranfaglia
Roger V. Tranfaglia

He FINALLY came out………………of the shadows…………………………..

Gomer
Gomer
  Zombiedawgreturns
March 9, 2021 11:19 am

Well, you DUMBFUCK, if they do have kinky thoughts it is because of the whole society has started to embrace your perverted way of thinking and is continually pushing the envelope. Please move to the mid-east or… have sex with a wood chipper.

DinCO
DinCO
  Gomer
March 9, 2021 3:58 pm

I’d vote for sending IT through the wood chipper. It is more permanent. Just be aware that what would come out should be regarded as toxic waste.

Tony Ducks
Tony Ducks
  Zombiedawgreturns
March 10, 2021 8:03 am

Better not follow my daughter into the bathroom.

The Plumber
The Plumber
March 9, 2021 4:27 pm

If we shoot an illegal alien trying to cross the border, and he’s still on the Mexican side, can you be charged with a crime? Asking for a friend.

Raggededge OfNebraska
Raggededge OfNebraska
  The Plumber
March 9, 2021 7:21 pm

Wouldn’t there be a whole extradition hoo ha, and the need to find your friend? I think he’s good.