Comedian Jon Stewart overpowered Stephen Colbert’s ability to shill on Monday, hijacking the Late Show‘s return to a live (and fully vaccinated) audience with an epic rant on the COVID-19 lab-leak theory.
“I think we owe a great debt of gratitude to science. Science has, in many ways, helped ease the suffering of this pandemic, which was more than likely caused by science,” Stewart said after Colbert asked how he was feeling about the scientific response to COVID-19.
“Do you mean perhaps there’s a chance that this was created in a lab?” asked Colbert, adding “There’s an investigation.”
“A chance?” shot back Stewart – kicking the door open.
“Oh my god, there’s a novel respiratory coronavirus overtaking Wuhan, China, what do we do? Oh, you know who we could ask? The Wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab. The disease is the same name as the lab. That’s just a little too weird, don’t you think? And then they asked those scientists – they’re like ‘how did this… so wait a minute, you work at the Wuhan respiratory coronavirus lab. How did this happen?’ and they’re like ‘mmmm – a pangolin kissed a turtle?‘ and you’re like ‘no… the name of your lab! If you look at the name! Can I… let me see your business card. Show me your business card. Oh – I work at the coronavirus lab in Wuhan. Oh, cause there’s a coronavirus loose in Wuhan. How did that happen?‘
‘Maybe a bat… flew into the Cloaca of a turkey and… then it sneezed into my chili. And now we all have Coronavirus.”
Stewart landed one final joke as Colbert desperately tried to control the situation;
“HOLD IT, HOLD IT! What about this, what about this… listen to this! ‘OH MY GOD, there’s been an outbreak of chocolately goodness near Hershey, Pennsylvania. What do you think happened?’
‘Oh I don’t know, maybe a steam shovel mated with a cocoa bean?’
“Or… it’s the fucking chocolate factory! Maybe that’s it!” Stewart screamed.
“Can I say this about scientists?” Stewart said after the break. “I love them and they do such good work but they are going to kill us all.”
As noted by pundit Stephen Miller, Liberal Twitter is not happy.
(Click into Miller’s feed for an avalanche of similar…)
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That’s gonna be a hefty dosage of cognitive dissonance for the Leftists.
They’ll be fine, they’re used to it.
They have already worked it out. Jon Stewart is suddenly stupid or insane.
I hate to drop a reality bomb for all of you woke folk here on the TBP but there’s a shit ton of conservative thinking people who have been completely brainwashed by the Wuhan lie too. And quite a number of what I would call “liberals” who have seen through the bullshit.
More and more I see the world divided into people who are able to see through the propaganda and those who are not.
Left and right are disappearing and being replaced with those who can see and those who can’t.
I agree.
I don’t think there are any “woke” dipshits on TBP. The use of fear to control people did cross party lines. The masks are about gone where I live.
Populists vs NWO Globalists. Deplorables vs Woke.
Psychopaths vs Humans
Accurate.
It’s amazing — well, maybe not — how FAST libfuks turn on each other.
One minute the wanna lick the dingleberries off each other’s assholes … the next minute they want to eat each other’s beating hearts. (My first marriage was like that.)
Such things bring great joy to me.
Dingleberries are always in season for the Libtards .
Conservatives are just short bus liberals who got held back 10 years.
Ole Leonardo nailed it:
There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when they are shown, those who do not see.
Leonardo da Vinci
Too little, too late.
We should believe that CBS and the communists saw the light? What are they up to?
I don’t like his politics, but I have to admit ol’ Leibowitz is a comedic genius.
Remember that Stewart is a paid shill, just like Colbert, Carlson, all of them. If he is pushing a narrative that is factual, it is on purpose and designed explicitly to distract attention from something or someone that he powers-that-be want us to NOT notice. Even the stuff you like is bad for you, so don’t watch it, not even for laughs.
It is all a fucking scam. They are all scammers. There is no reforming them. If they want redemption, they can ask the Lord for it.
Now about that meeting….
Um. Let me get this straight.
In the minds of the liberal commenters who Tweeted in that feed: A mutated Coronavirus escaping from a Communist military coronavirus lab (engaging in Gain-of-Function research) is considered conspiracy, but the claims of said Communist military coronavirus lab (engaging in Gain-of-Function research) that the Covid virus emerged from bats at a Chinese wet market is considered as undisputable?
Faith. It’s a funny thing.
The one thread that runs through both narratives is that it’s something that requires unprecedented measures rather than just the annual flu.
Which it is.
Although it ended up being the flu, it was likely not intended that way. Perhaps because the millennia has proven the human immune system as hard to kill.
What they likely needed, then, was a “booster shot” of sorts. Something that was proven lethal in animal studies that they could rush to production and finish the job of weakening immune systems in order to further soften populations and create chaos.
Oh, wait
The Covid virus was the excuse to bring in the vaccines. Note that tale of the now dead Chinese scientist and the vaccine patents. The vaccines are the bioweapons….
A Chinese Communist Party military scientist who got funding from the National Institutes of Health filed a patent for a COVID-19 vaccine in February last year — raising fears the shot was being studied even before the pandemic became public, according to a new report.
https://nypost.com/2021/06/04/chinese-scientist-filed-covid-vaccine-patent-after-contagion-emerged-report/
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/healthcare-workers-report-suffering-full-body-convulsions-after-covid-19-vaccines
Still having sex with doorknobs…good for a strong immune system.
Exactly. The goal is to have the masses terrified and be mostly agreeable to tyrannical decrees. Any narrative that supports this tyranny will be encouraged. Any narrative that says – it’s the flu bro, here obese person take some ivermectin and zinc – will be quashed.
Bats which happen to be from an area almost 1,000 miles from Wuhan. There is now a video I saw somewhere yesterday. The Chinese had a documentary clip showing cages with bats at the lab when they opened it to highlight their scientific prowess. It was scrubbed everywhere on the net but some outfit had it recorded.
They also showed how they were experimenting on “humanized” mice with the bat virus. Perhaps this is connected to the sick shit Fauci was financing where they have supposedly grafted aborted baby parts onto mice?
This is how it’s done
Trend of crowds attacking media
Context?
Damn, theu let em get away.
Zero idea who this is other than a Brit?
Perhaps the fools deserve a strong delusion after all.
#StopAsianHate is bullshit. Another psy-op.
I’ve long thought that humanity would experience it’s worst die off event brought by either war, famine or a disease. I NEVER thought we’d do it to ourselves.
This just in to the TBP Newsroom>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Pakistan has announced that it will disable their citizens cell phones who have refused to be vaccinated for COVID19. The non-vaxxed will have the sim cards in their phones deactivated. ALSO, any government workers will NOT be paid if they are not vaccinated.
I wish they would do that here, so I could finally justify going phoneless.
It’s sad to think he claims Charleston as his home…..he’s as useful as a bag of horse apples from a carriage ride .
If the virus was engineered in Japan or Germany, half of humanity would be goners. Luckily the chinese are incompetent morons who can’t build anything right.
Heh, I remember when Cosby gave The Cake Speech about blacks and how poorly they raised and educated their children. He stepped on the toes of those who made him and very shortly afterwards everyone found out he was a white pussy pervert, something he always was, by the way.
Now, The Jew With a Fake Scotch-Irish Name is starting to step on those hidden toes. He likes to wear those little red leather shoes, too, the kind the Pope wears. How wonder how long it will be before we find out he is another Hollywood Pedophile?
What’s the deal about the shoes?
Supposedly they’re made from leather that’s tanned human skin.