California Public Schools Ban Teaching Of Critical Thinking

Via The Babylon Bee

SACRAMENTO, CA—As more and more states announce bans on critical race theory, California is pushing the other direction, and has just passed a ban on teaching any kind of critical thinking in public schools.

“This dangerous ‘critical thinking theory’ must be stopped,” said Governor Newsom sternly as he signed the ban into law. “It’s infecting our kids’ minds, making them start to question things like a unilateral lockdown on businesses, forcing people to wear masks forever, and shutting down other businesses while I myself allow my winery to stay open.”

“Today represents a great day for the students of California public schools — no more critical thinking!” Should the ban prove successful, Newsom says, the next step will be to ban thinking altogether.

Luckily for Newsom and California school teachers, studies have shown that critical thinking hasn’t really been taught in public schools in the past 50 years in the first place.

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5 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 20, 2021 3:06 pm

Looks like the BEE is about 3 decades LATE on this story. And frankly critical thinking has NEVER been a part of the government monopoly day prison curricula.

rhs jr
rhs jr
June 20, 2021 5:27 pm

I was a HS STEM teacher and there is no need to ban Critical Thinking when 99% of Public School Students and Staff can’t think outside of a TV or movie screen at all.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 20, 2021 6:37 pm

..took me a couple seconds before I put “ban teaching of critical thinking” and Babylon Bee together..

overthecliff
overthecliff
June 20, 2021 11:29 pm

It is a shame that the Bee has stopped doing satire. It used to be funny.

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BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
June 21, 2021 7:41 am

I wonder if Gavin will one day be covered in honey, with ants dancing around his head ? He’s one evil bastard .