BURBANK, CA—The brilliant and courageous writers at DC Comics have announced that Superman is now gay, and his pronouns are they/them as he is also non-binary. Now, instead of Kryptonite, he will be rendered completely powerless by anyone who addresses him using the wrong pronouns.
“I’ll finally defeat Superman! He’s such a liberal snowflake!” says right-wing transphobe Lex Luthor to reporters in the latest issue.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” cries gay Superman in response as he withers to the ground in shrieks of agony. “I’m non-binary! It should be ‘THEY is such a snowflake!’ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Writers confirmed that gay Superman will gay-save the world and gay-stop hate crimes with his gay superpowers. He will be completely impervious to Kryptonite but will be powerless against right-wing talk show hosts and trans-exclusionary radical feminist authors. First and foremost, he will be very, very gay.
“We are so proud to break new ground with this stunning, brave, totally expected, and culturally fashionable change to the Superman character,” said writer Tom Taylor. “We look forward to selling dozens and dozens of copies.”
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It’s SuperPERSON, dammit!!
Superfag, written by fags, for fags. He’s being set up to be replaced as the all American hero by Superfly with his sidekick Shaft.
This is just another deliberate act of destroying (and emasculating) White men and their idols, just like with the new James Bond travesty. If they’re not killed off and replaced by a black female, they’re shown to be Nancy Boys.
Is this a true reflection of where Whites are today?
Actually, the sight of MAGA hats really weakens him.
One commenter on that Twitter thread suggested a replacement…
“Please Go Justin”
Just when it can’t get anymoar ridiculous here in Canuckistan something like this crosses the wires of the interweb… Hard to believe that this is a thing, though it does prove once the power of an effective meme!
Can you say “Justin Trudeau is the spawn of Castro and he’s a fag and a commie”?
Apparently so!
RiNS- It is prolly time for NS to wall off from the rest of Canucistan. Declare NS a whole new country with no ties to Commieland.
That is a great idea Bea!
Subject to immediate termination without appeal or union rights.
Crazy! Further proof, if proof was even needed, that Canuckistan has jumped the shark and become a communist dystopia..
When is closing?!
What if your friend named Brandon needs encouragement? Let’s go my friend!
Fuck Joe Biden
Nov 30th…. It is going to be great to sit on bench for a while and watch the shitshow unfold.
Let’s Go Canada!
The real heroes are the ones who get offended by mean words and run away somewhere to hide from the bad guys.
Anyone still enriching Hollywood, Inc., is the rot, the poison, and the minions of evil.
One more reason why I like Marvel better.
Scrolled down to learn about Safespace and Snowflake, excuse me while I take a break to go hurl…
Let’s go Marvel 😉
What’s worse than the fact that California just passed a LAW saying retailers can’t segregate toys (or toy aisles) by whether the toys are for boys or girls is that California voters knowingly and repeatedly elect the kind of representatives who would pass a law like that.
It will be interesting to see what woke Superman actually does. And how DC makes live-in-your-own-head liberalism work with a hero persona that is supposed to be about action and physicality.
Is it all just one big, jumbled thought bubble?
Superman standing around protesting with a bunch of other purple-haired losers, holding a sign that says “Stop Lex Luthor!”?