LOUDOUN COUNTY, VA—Former President Barack Obama, voice of the people, owner of mansions, scolded a young student who was raped in her high school bathroom, telling her to stop peddling fake outrage just to boost the ratings of right-wing media grifters.
“You should be ashamed of yourself young lady,” said the first black, foreign-born US President while winking at a fawning journalist. “Instead of stoking anger aimed at school boards and administrators, you should be making it easier for teachers and schools to give kids the world-class indoctrination they deserve.”
The victim of egregious sexual assault was saddened to realize her actions of being raped by a skirt-wearing male student in a gender-fluid bathroom caused so much pain and inconvenience for school administrators, school boards, and politicians.
Other parents who had been skirting the line of domestic terrorism by speaking loudly at school board meetings over trifling matters such as literal porn in school libraries, apologized profusely following a reprimand for wasting people’s time.
After being told by all mainstream media outlets that his words were as the holy revelation of a resplendent god, Barack Obama flew home to write a memoir about it.
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This article is not satire, it is despicable. It is a disgusting denigration of the rape victim to score points on a phony politician.
That politician actually called this fake outrage. Do some research.
Regardless…
Have any daughters?
I do and it is still fucken funny. Babylon Bee is spot on with their using a terrible event to make fun of the fucken shit bags that use terrible events to spread their bullshit.
ZFG, out.
..maybe a little too soon with this..
Its never too soon for the left to make points. After all, the school official DENIED any knowledge of the attack during the school board meeting, even though he had been briefed about it only hours earlier….all so nobody would object to them passing the resolution allowing mentally ill boys into girl’s bathrooms.
He did more than deny. He stated ” this person simply does not exist”
Right after they put him in another school where he offended again.
I meant a little too soon with the satire. I like the Bee as much as anybody; I’m just not sure it fits. Like they say, tragedy plus time equals comedy…just not sure it will seem funny to this girl and others who go thru things like this.
That’s true, but how quickly after a shooting do the leftbags come out on gun confiscation of Americans?
Well after all, the accusations against slick Willie were all just a right-wing conspiracy too….right??
It is good to have Obama back on people’s screens. It reminds people how fucking sanctimonious and obnoxious he is. The only reason he squeaked in those two times was because both of his opponents were total stiffs. He had an almost perfect record while in the White House of helping candidates lose by campaigning for them. Hopefully that’ll happen with McAuliffe. Not that a McAuliffe loss in Virginia would fix much, but it would be good to brush the dems back a little. Maybe it would cause Kim Joe-Un to re-think his vaccine mandate and make a few moderate dems re-think the wisdom of following Pelosi off a cliff.
So long as the machines count the votes and the ballots are mailed in, there will never be another republican or any other fringe party in office, ever again.
As to the satire, Obama is one massively arrogant sack of shite and it was under his watch that the ‘transformation of America’ began. Obama stirred the race card, the hate card, the wealth (too big to fail bank) card while worshipping at the Queer altar. All the special snowflakes now calling the shots got their start with Obama. He singlehandedly removed all non-sycophantic military brass and replaced them with prancing faggots and yes men. Let us also not forget the Fast and Furious gun running program that killed an American and untold Mexicans and we should also remember his advertising on Mexican radio, telling the ‘folks’ how to get SS and food stamps while telling them to swim the river and comeon down for boatloads of free stuff.
Biden is the front puppet that continues what the Obama puppet started and Biden or the Whore will finish the project of transforming America into a third world shithole.
There’s really not much difference between Bidet and Obamma……..obamma is just worshiped by the left and Bidet is accepted as the only reality that might have even worked out.
Seen much of Harris lately?
The creepy, old, senile pedophile is the Magic Negro’s sock puppet.
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If only he had a son.
It would be s different story if it had been on of Obama’s daughters. so egregious!
Coming from a homo who likes being anally raped.
He deserves a flagpole up his butt – – – – – –
Add to that:
Obama deserves to hear us ROAR, hear us move about stealthly with respectable pride–the opposite of his crass lusts, hear us in the shadows completely composed…and with our insightful precision, hear his own pitifully weakened voice under control of our Damning warrant of his destruction. A warrant 1000x as harsh as a measure of the innocents tortured for his/their lewd practices.