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43 Comments
Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
January 12, 2022 4:08 pm

Wow — they really are trying to get us to not mate, aren’t they?

It’s not as if mating with such a thing is even possible unless you’re a diminutive fellow. Let’s be honest. You’d have to raise that belly to find the honey hole, then when/if you do find it, you’re gonna need some oil to get between those mountains of cellulite on either side.

Let’s don’t even talk about meat curtains.

Thank God these things only exist in a fraction of our population, yet they seem to be getting enormous (yes, I know) attention these days.

Lastly, the makers of spandex need to be stripped of all rights and imprisoned immediately. This atrocity cannot go unpunished.

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  Captain_Obviuos
January 12, 2022 5:38 pm

Old saying from these parts: “Just roll’em in flour and look for the wet spot”

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  Just Thinking
January 12, 2022 5:59 pm

Were you in the Navy, Just Thinking?

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  oldtimer505
January 12, 2022 7:26 pm

No sir.

Just the brown water of the mighty, muddy OHIO.

Is that an old Navy saying?

motley
motley
  Captain_Obviuos
January 12, 2022 7:07 pm

You have devoted faaaarrrrr too much time thinking about this.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  motley
January 12, 2022 8:27 pm

You have devoted faaaarrrrr too much time thinking about this.

Was it the meat flaps or the belly raising to find the ‘honey hole’ that gave you that impression?

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fujigm
fujigm
  Captain_Obviuos
January 13, 2022 12:16 am

Thank God these things only exist in a fraction of our population

The problem is that fraction is pretty fat itself.
MOST of the population is overweight, and almost half are obese.
So the picture is the new normal…

– Percent of adults aged 20 and over with obesity: 42.5% (2017-2018)
– Percent of adults aged 20 and over with overweight, including obesity: 73.6% (2017-2018)
– Percent of adolescents aged 12-19 years with obesity: 21.2% (2017-2018)
– Percent of children aged 6-11 years with obesity: 20.3% (2017-2018)
– Percent of children aged 2-5 years with obesity: 13.4% (2017-2018)

CDC Fatstats
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm

ASIG
ASIG
January 12, 2022 4:10 pm

Fitness?

No that’s totally delusional. Pathetic.

Don’t put in the effort to achieve some worthwhile goal, just lower the standards.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  ASIG
January 12, 2022 8:25 pm

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Ghost
Ghost
January 12, 2022 4:15 pm

That ain’t it

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
January 12, 2022 4:21 pm

I had to DuckDuckGo that shit. Yep, it’s fo realz.

BL
BL
January 12, 2022 4:44 pm

Actual video of Stucky on his daily fitness regimen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ze-nVh2Bs

BL
BL
  BL
January 12, 2022 4:53 pm

I don’t know why that magazine cover reminded me of the video of Stucky driving the golf cart, must be the waistlines IDK.

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  BL
January 12, 2022 5:42 pm

And the tiger is thinking “meals on wheels”

If he was drinking a PBR, I would be more impressed.

BL
BL
  Just Thinking
January 12, 2022 7:07 pm

This is the short clip, I think he does down a 6 pack.

Stucky
Stucky
  BL
January 12, 2022 6:40 pm

Big talk coming from a guy whose dog looks like this…

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BL
BL
  Stucky
January 12, 2022 7:10 pm

I don’t have any pets and the above Stucky has a doppler moniker.

Star….iz dat you?

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  BL
January 12, 2022 8:30 pm

Dis be yo honey, BL?

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  BL
January 12, 2022 10:50 pm

Betcha he/she felt like Greta Thunburg when the battery died.

BL
BL
  Two if by sea.
January 12, 2022 11:07 pm

I don’t see a picture, what was it?

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
January 12, 2022 5:11 pm

Ya know… 5 or maybe 7 years ago that would have been funny in a Natl. Lampoon kind of way because it couldn’t have been for real.

I just saw it & have lost my appetite for about an hour until I forget about it, while not even having the slightest beginnings of a chuckle because I just had the thought that maybe it could be for real.

Does that mean even if it’s not real that I’ve lost my sense of humor, or does it mean that the world is actually that fucked?

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 12, 2022 5:18 pm

Sexy and pretty, please don’t tell me she smart too. (Gag,gag)

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 12, 2022 5:21 pm

Well, it could help Social Security become solvent – unless she gets on SSDI or sinks us with Medicaid costs.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
January 12, 2022 5:23 pm

Hey, man. Everyone has to start somewhere.

Cricket
Cricket
  Francis Marion
January 12, 2022 6:31 pm

Yes one should never judge since we don’t know where she was starting from. For all we know, this lady used to be 800 pounds…but I don’t think so.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 12, 2022 5:24 pm

FYI, The author of that article is actually a fit marathoner, it appears. So she knows it’s all bullshit.
https://www.instagram.com/letashy/?hl=en

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 12, 2022 5:32 pm

Sex with her, by weight = a threesome.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 12, 2022 5:34 pm

I know that I’m kinda sick, but the first impulse when viewing the photo, was to beat her.

falconflight
falconflight
  Anonymous
January 12, 2022 5:35 pm

yes, I said it

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  Anonymous
January 12, 2022 8:39 pm

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
January 12, 2022 6:14 pm

And if it weren’t for her we never would have made it to the Moon.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  hardscrabble farmer
January 12, 2022 6:38 pm

Wait a minute…

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  hardscrabble farmer
January 12, 2022 7:28 pm

To get away from her?

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  hardscrabble farmer
January 12, 2022 8:33 pm

Please, yall going on like that lil’ honey’s fat. She’s svelte and fit compared to….

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Cricket
Cricket
January 12, 2022 7:04 pm

I prefer to see women in fitness magazines that I can aspire to be like, and respect the self control, hard work, nutrition and good choices they’ve made to get a nice, fit body, even if sometimes it’s also good genes. This lady’s picture makes me think that she’s wearing the hardest working spandex ever, and thanks are due to a DuPont engineer for making it possible.

motley
motley
January 12, 2022 7:10 pm

You have to admit … if all gym members looked like this … all the owners would be driving (paid for) laborghinis. Think 40 year annuity ….

bug
bug
January 12, 2022 10:28 pm

I’m into fitness!

Fitness whole pizza inna my mouf!

bug
bug
January 12, 2022 10:29 pm

S E L F

Super-Extra-Large-Fatties

fujigm
fujigm
January 13, 2022 12:18 am

This is the new ‘bodybuilding’.
They didn’t get that way overnight.
They worked for years at it.

Guest
Guest
January 13, 2022 8:51 am

Good thing this blog has people to ‘other’ just as long as it’s not the unvaccinated. the psycho freaks leading this debacle aren’t enough I guess. Send the medical police to their door, right?

fujigm
fujigm
  Guest
January 13, 2022 9:59 pm

No.
Just shut them down in as mean as possible fashion when they try to dictate what others should have to do to protect their health.
Just shut them down in as mean as possible fashion when they try to claim that obesity is normal, healthy, and beautiful.
As for those that don’t tell others how to think and behave, live and let live.
Oh, and don’t get offended by refusal if you’re trying to date down the BMI range.

Arizona Bay
Arizona Bay
January 13, 2022 9:05 am

Stacey Abrams is looking fit for her next run to be governor.

fujigm
fujigm
  Arizona Bay
January 13, 2022 10:00 pm

You might say she’s ready to roll.