The Fourth Turning Has Arrived

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14 Comments
brian
brian
March 24, 2022 9:08 pm

Tooooo many questions… my head is spinning… must. get. mask. on…

Gerold
Gerold
March 24, 2022 9:22 pm

Too funny, Arch! Alas, it matters not since none of us will be around the next Turning.

Ken31
Ken31
March 24, 2022 9:28 pm

Mass executions of the scoundrels so that they can be replaced by different scoundrels is considered traditional.

Leah
Leah
March 24, 2022 9:39 pm

Next time I talk to my mom, I’ll ask. She’s 81, so I doubt she’ll be much help, but she may surprise everyone!

Too funny.

bigfoot
bigfoot
March 24, 2022 9:47 pm

Big Mac, Freedom Fries, Dark Chocolate Ice Cream, Vagina Odor /Asshole Scent Candles, and a Brokeback Movie.

Feel free to amend.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2022 9:51 pm

Barely started into the honeymoon phase, ending of the pretending. The internet will be spotty at best, if not effectively removed for the vast majority when the 4th gets rollin’

fujigm
fujigm
March 24, 2022 10:12 pm

AP, here’s a refresher to clear up those annoying uncertainties:

What do you say?
Nothing. Just aim for center of mass.

What are the songs?
Mostly metal. Zombie, KMFDM, Rammstein, et. al
For those into classical, Wagner will do fine.

What is the protein served?
After domestic pets are exhausted, the only thing left will be long pig.

No one knows how to celebrate?
Yes, they do. It’s written in history books.
I believe there might even be some pictures from the last party.

Housewarming gift?
Claymores.

Other rituals?
This one is a free-for-all.
Kind of like a potluck.
A number of posters on here speak of rope and lampposts, but that is really so 18th century.
In the 21st century, recycling and electric power are all the rave.
Necklacing, A Tucker Telephone, even Colombian Neckties are still popular.
Use your imagination.

You’re welcome.

Unhurried
Unhurried
March 24, 2022 10:29 pm

Finally. Been waiting for over 10 years and the waiting to die is killing me.😒

Brewer55
Brewer55
March 25, 2022 7:58 am

And what scent candles do we burn? Bayberry is for Christmas, Cranberry is for Thanksgiving, what kind of candles do you burn for a Fourth Turning?

Clean the cats litter box and then set the poo on fire. The aromatics from that are perfect for the Fourth Turning.

SeeBee
SeeBee
March 25, 2022 8:31 am

You crack me up, AP!

Arizona Bay
Arizona Bay
March 25, 2022 9:18 am
Jdog
Jdog
March 25, 2022 12:26 pm

It is not a difficult concept, our perceptional reality is forged by our experiences and environment.. The reality of someone who has experienced economic depression is much different from someone who has not. The reality of someone who has lived through war or dictatorship is different that people who have not.
Perception is forged from personal experience, and those experiences change with each generation. Combine that with the fact that every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and you see how this pattern can begin to form.

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  Jdog
April 23, 2022 4:53 am

Also you got all these ridiculous apps and people losing braincells and IQ from being Tik-Tok-Erd

THM
THM
March 25, 2022 5:08 pm

Gotta sing some dirges for sure