QOTD stolen from twitter
What would you tell your 18 year old self?
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Think for yourself.
Those cute girls you had….You did everything right except for the crazy one.
Avoid her. And you should have kept that sweet motorcycle you sold for rent.
I would have told myself “there is a fourth turning coming – don’t expend your energy until the social mood changes. Protect yourself and your family until the time is ripe for change.”
This advice would have saved me countless heartache in my 20’s and 30’s
“DON’T MARRY HER!!!”
Don’t marry the next one, either!
At 18, I might have said “Marry him!”
My boyfriend at that time would have been a much better choice than anyone else I met for the next 20 years. Oh well. It all ended well and I got lucky a second time.
Amen that, SL.
My second time was-and IS-the absolute best.
Life is GOOD.
God is GREAT.
Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes the first one in no damn good.
Same here. This year makes 29 years, a women I’m equally yoked with.
37 for me and Mrs. CA.
Still on my 1st wife, DAMMIT!
The end of any story is either happy or sad.
Well done.
Wear.
A.
Condom….
I’d tell him to buy Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Netflix, and Google when they list and not sell until Dec 2021. And some thing called Bitcoin and sell when it hits $60,000.
Way more than three words. “Buy Bitcoin. Period.”
Title of the article does not mention 3 word limit; “QOTD: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO YOUR 18 YEAR OLD SELF?” The first meme posted in the article says that.
It wouldn’t matter what I would say to the 18 year old me, I never listened to stupid old fucks like me anyway then.
I knew everything about everything at 18.
I got more ignorant by the day since then.
Start own business
I agree with you, Grumpy. Starting my own business asap would have been a pretty good idea. Now, which one would I tell myself to start? Probably would have been in a trade working toward becoming a general contractor.
That would have been for my 28 year old self.
Really super-difficult choices for which is best three word answer =
“don’t goto school”
“learn howta fight”
“play serious games”
“read read read”
“learn about money”
“study lotsa history”
“start a business”
“marry smartest woman”
“keep wise counsel”
“never fear anything”
“keep the faith”
Trade school.
(I saved a word, too.)
Get as far away from populated areas as you can and never look back. You really are on your own. That and never marry a career woman. A husky cornbread fed field hand with a voice deeper than yours than can plant, plow, pick and skin a catfish is a better choice for a partner than an hot office pod pension whore whose main goal is getting to the top of the money making network ladder, regardless the futility of it all.
Stop dating whores
I admit to dating a lot million years ago but even when I was young and stupid it was pretty obvious which women were for real and which ones were garbage. Now I realize that even back then it was pretty easy to find ladies that were gorgeous and smart… I don’t think I wasted my time back then but I also remember I saw too many guys putting far too much effort into garbage women with garbage beliefs in a garbage relationship…
Stop following the lusts of your flesh and consistently follow God’s word and His Spirit.
If not the largest difficulties you will encounter in life will be self inflicted not God imposed.
Amen brother. Story of MY life.
Been there done that… Gratefully realized my mistakes far earlier too many other guys I knew… too many guys need giant flashing neon sign shoved in their eyeballs in order to see it
Fuck Joe Biden
Hard to say as I have enjoyed my life so far, but maybe…know your why.
(T4C…it just happens to be 3 words. I’m no dummy. 🙂)
Listen more to what your father has to say.
^^ For sure.
Visit your grandparents more and find out what THEY know.
Do not enlist!
I told my 18 year old I only asked for one thing and that was it.
Amen brother Mark.
I wz drafted but shuda got out at first chance.
Aways do your own thing, and never let anyone hold you back. And I did, but it’s still a great reminder.
Be even more bold, courageous, stronger, and enterprising.
Buy Gold, Berkshire.
Just Berkshire. Returns have far outpaced gold.
Forget your lust for the rich man’s gold
All that you need is in your soul
And you can do this oh babe if you try
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied
A Government Job
Buy Walmart…
Move to Montana earlier…….
I love you.
Move to Colorado and buy as much land as you can as often as you can. 10 – 20 miles from downtown Denver, Boulder, Colorado Springs and as close as you can to Vail, Breckenridge, Georgetown and Durango .
The absolute best place to live, hands down. (In my biased opinion)
Nonsense. The SC Lowcountry, as long as you stay away from Myrtle Beach. Beaufort is a hidden gem.
But did enjoy my younger days (age 35-50) when I’d ski there every year for 1-2 weeks. Aspen was even affordable back then.
I’ve never been to Beaufort. I’ll put it on my bucket list. Aspen is beautiful, but way too pretentious for me.
I would tell myself the same thing. In the mid-80’s while in college I looked at a lot of Colorado realty magazines and knew it would be a good investment. I should have been more motivated to work hard, then I could have bought some of the properties.
I took a job in Denver in the early 80’s, but the wife demanded I move back closer to family and 2 years later filed for divorce. Should have stayed up there and sent her packing back to Momma.
Trust your gut.
So it would have to be something that my 18 Y/O self would understand and could implement.
And something that would demonstratively change my life arc for the better.
And there can only be three words.
So I would say
“Become a realtor”
The reason being that my Grandfather and my mother both sold real estate in my home town, so I could have easily got into the business.
The realtor gets about 3-5% of the sales price of the house.
And when I was 18 the average co st of a single family home in my town was about 30k and now it’s about 1.2 million,
“What’s your purpose?”
or
“Who are you?”
They’re not like you.
I really thought everyone thought like I did, etc. so was naive (dumb) about many things.
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
do not drink.
Always keep learning.
Buy Amazon Stock
Grow up and get working. Buy gold cheaply. Read, ask question, and learn. Stop f**king around.
Mount Doom Beckons
They’re not friends!
watch your six
Gray’s Sports Almanac.
“PURSUE CAREER FIREFIGHTING!!”
I would be happily retired with full pension and benefits, and doing whatever the fuck I felt like every day.
Or dead leaving wealthy widow and well off family.
Either one would be Ok with me, actually.
two words….
compound interest
Hitler was right.
Don’t believe them
Major in computer science, quit the football, and stick with baseball. Instead got two Petroleum Engineering degrees that are next to worthless post-shale and racked with old football injury flareups.
Don’t smoke pot.
Drink your Ovaltine
Put your whole faith in the Lord Jesus Christ!
“Leave the USA”.
Living is simpler, safer and more effective in some other places.
There is a good chance of maintaining your sanity, too.
Where would you suggest? I always thought I go to somewhere in Europe if things got unbearable in the US, but for right now I think the US is the best place to be, by a longshot. Choose your state and even county wisely.
Learn to fly
My wife’s name (it is three words).
I would have saved an encyclopedia of grief, for both of us.
Don’t marry Sylvia.
I can’t do it in three words but my advice would be. Stay away from beautiful darkhaired girls.
1. You stupid DUMBFUCK!!
or
2. 2011 buy bitcoin!
or
3. You were right!!
The truth is it is already up there
Probably the most important take away from this comment section would be to take your advice for the 18 year-old now.
If you could improve his future life with your wisdom, what is stopping you from improving your current life with the same pearls?