QOTD: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO YOUR 18 YEAR OLD SELF?

QOTD stolen from twitter

Advice to your younger self - Imgflip

My younger self was dumb | Party quotes funny, Stubborn quotes, Funny quotes

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What life advice would you like to give to your younger self" me- "Hey friend listen, I know the World is ry right Ow but " Its gonna get way worse - )

What would you tell your 18 year old self?

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Bob P
Bob P
March 28, 2022 1:03 pm

Think for yourself.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
March 28, 2022 10:48 pm

Those cute girls you had….You did everything right except for the crazy one.
Avoid her. And you should have kept that sweet motorcycle you sold for rent.

forester
forester
  Bob P
March 29, 2022 1:31 am

I would have told myself “there is a fourth turning coming – don’t expend your energy until the social mood changes. Protect yourself and your family until the time is ripe for change.”

This advice would have saved me countless heartache in my 20’s and 30’s

Brewer55
Brewer55
March 28, 2022 1:05 pm

“DON’T MARRY HER!!!”

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Brewer55
March 28, 2022 3:03 pm

Don’t marry the next one, either!

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  TN Patriot
March 28, 2022 3:07 pm

At 18, I might have said “Marry him!”

My boyfriend at that time would have been a much better choice than anyone else I met for the next 20 years. Oh well. It all ended well and I got lucky a second time.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Svarga Loka
March 28, 2022 3:21 pm

Amen that, SL.

My second time was-and IS-the absolute best.

Life is GOOD.

God is GREAT.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  Anonymous
March 28, 2022 8:12 pm

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes the first one in no damn good.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  Svarga Loka
March 28, 2022 3:51 pm

Same here. This year makes 29 years, a women I’m equally yoked with.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Brewer55
March 28, 2022 10:51 pm

37 for me and Mrs. CA.
Still on my 1st wife, DAMMIT!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Svarga Loka
March 28, 2022 10:50 pm

The end of any story is either happy or sad.
Well done.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Brewer55
March 28, 2022 11:05 pm

Wear.
A.
Condom….

aka.attrition
aka.attrition
March 28, 2022 1:14 pm

I’d tell him to buy Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Netflix, and Google when they list and not sell until Dec 2021. And some thing called Bitcoin and sell when it hits $60,000.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  aka.attrition
March 28, 2022 1:19 pm

Way more than three words. “Buy Bitcoin. Period.”

aka.attrition
aka.attrition
  Anonymous
March 28, 2022 1:23 pm

Title of the article does not mention 3 word limit; “QOTD: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO YOUR 18 YEAR OLD SELF?” The first meme posted in the article says that.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  aka.attrition
March 28, 2022 10:55 pm

It wouldn’t matter what I would say to the 18 year old me, I never listened to stupid old fucks like me anyway then.
I knew everything about everything at 18.
I got more ignorant by the day since then.

Grumpy
Grumpy
March 28, 2022 1:23 pm

Start own business

GNL
GNL
  Grumpy
March 28, 2022 3:07 pm

I agree with you, Grumpy. Starting my own business asap would have been a pretty good idea. Now, which one would I tell myself to start? Probably would have been in a trade working toward becoming a general contractor.

Warren
Warren
  GNL
March 28, 2022 4:39 pm

That would have been for my 28 year old self.

だれも Daremo
だれも Daremo
March 28, 2022 1:24 pm

Really super-difficult choices for which is best three word answer =
“don’t goto school”
“learn howta fight”
“play serious games”
“read read read”
“learn about money”
“study lotsa history”
“start a business”
“marry smartest woman”
“keep wise counsel”
“never fear anything”
“keep the faith”

KJ
KJ
March 28, 2022 1:30 pm

Trade school.

(I saved a word, too.)

flash
flash
March 28, 2022 1:33 pm

Get as far away from populated areas as you can and never look back. You really are on your own. That and never marry a career woman. A husky cornbread fed field hand with a voice deeper than yours than can plant, plow, pick and skin a catfish is a better choice for a partner than an hot office pod pension whore whose main goal is getting to the top of the money making network ladder, regardless the futility of it all.

The Duke of New York
The Duke of New York
March 28, 2022 1:35 pm

Stop dating whores

だれも Daremo
だれも Daremo
  The Duke of New York
March 28, 2022 1:39 pm

I admit to dating a lot million years ago but even when I was young and stupid it was pretty obvious which women were for real and which ones were garbage. Now I realize that even back then it was pretty easy to find ladies that were gorgeous and smart… I don’t think I wasted my time back then but I also remember I saw too many guys putting far too much effort into garbage women with garbage beliefs in a garbage relationship…

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
March 28, 2022 1:35 pm

Stop following the lusts of your flesh and consistently follow God’s word and His Spirit.
If not the largest difficulties you will encounter in life will be self inflicted not God imposed.

motley
motley
  Eyes Wide Shut
March 28, 2022 1:40 pm

Amen brother. Story of MY life.

だれも Daremo
だれも Daremo
  Eyes Wide Shut
March 28, 2022 1:45 pm

Been there done that… Gratefully realized my mistakes far earlier too many other guys I knew… too many guys need giant flashing neon sign shoved in their eyeballs in order to see it

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 28, 2022 1:41 pm

Fuck Joe Biden

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
March 28, 2022 1:43 pm

Hard to say as I have enjoyed my life so far, but maybe…know your why.

(T4C…it just happens to be 3 words. I’m no dummy. 🙂)

Jimbo
Jimbo
March 28, 2022 2:04 pm

Listen more to what your father has to say.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Jimbo
March 28, 2022 2:07 pm

^^ For sure.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
March 28, 2022 3:25 pm

Visit your grandparents more and find out what THEY know.

mark
mark
March 28, 2022 2:08 pm

Do not enlist!

ATarese
ATarese
  mark
March 28, 2022 3:09 pm

I told my 18 year old I only asked for one thing and that was it.

GNL
GNL
  mark
March 28, 2022 3:25 pm

Amen brother Mark.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  mark
March 29, 2022 3:59 am

I wz drafted but shuda got out at first chance.

AK John
AK John
March 28, 2022 2:15 pm

Aways do your own thing, and never let anyone hold you back. And I did, but it’s still a great reminder.

AK John
AK John
  AK John
March 28, 2022 2:52 pm

Be even more bold, courageous, stronger, and enterprising.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
March 28, 2022 2:28 pm

Buy Gold, Berkshire.

Common Cents
Common Cents
  Harrington Richardson
March 28, 2022 8:55 pm

Just Berkshire. Returns have far outpaced gold.

Aspic
Aspic
  Harrington Richardson
March 28, 2022 10:20 pm

Forget your lust for the rich man’s gold
All that you need is in your soul
And you can do this oh babe if you try
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 28, 2022 2:40 pm

A Government Job

Jdog
Jdog
March 28, 2022 2:41 pm

Buy Walmart…

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 28, 2022 2:48 pm

Move to Montana earlier…….

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
March 28, 2022 3:02 pm

I love you.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
March 28, 2022 3:02 pm

Move to Colorado and buy as much land as you can as often as you can. 10 – 20 miles from downtown Denver, Boulder, Colorado Springs and as close as you can to Vail, Breckenridge, Georgetown and Durango .

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  TN Patriot
March 28, 2022 3:15 pm

The absolute best place to live, hands down. (In my biased opinion)

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
  Abigail Adams
March 28, 2022 8:08 pm

Nonsense. The SC Lowcountry, as long as you stay away from Myrtle Beach. Beaufort is a hidden gem.

But did enjoy my younger days (age 35-50) when I’d ski there every year for 1-2 weeks. Aspen was even affordable back then.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  lamont cranston
March 28, 2022 9:18 pm

I’ve never been to Beaufort. I’ll put it on my bucket list. Aspen is beautiful, but way too pretentious for me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
March 28, 2022 7:12 pm

I would tell myself the same thing. In the mid-80’s while in college I looked at a lot of Colorado realty magazines and knew it would be a good investment. I should have been more motivated to work hard, then I could have bought some of the properties.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
March 28, 2022 7:17 pm

I took a job in Denver in the early 80’s, but the wife demanded I move back closer to family and 2 years later filed for divorce. Should have stayed up there and sent her packing back to Momma.

Uncooked
Uncooked
March 28, 2022 3:03 pm

Trust your gut.

Warren
Warren
March 28, 2022 3:04 pm

So it would have to be something that my 18 Y/O self would understand and could implement.
And something that would demonstratively change my life arc for the better.
And there can only be three words.
So I would say
“Become a realtor”
The reason being that my Grandfather and my mother both sold real estate in my home town, so I could have easily got into the business.
The realtor gets about 3-5% of the sales price of the house.
And when I was 18 the average co st of a single family home in my town was about 30k and now it’s about 1.2 million,

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
March 28, 2022 3:05 pm

“What’s your purpose?”

or

“Who are you?”

Guest
Guest
March 28, 2022 3:07 pm

They’re not like you.

I really thought everyone thought like I did, etc. so was naive (dumb) about many things.

TonyBaloney
TonyBaloney
March 28, 2022 3:12 pm

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

the other Anonymous
the other Anonymous
March 28, 2022 3:45 pm

do not drink.

Lager
Lager
March 28, 2022 4:19 pm

Always keep learning.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 28, 2022 4:25 pm

Buy Amazon Stock

NBerinKS
NBerinKS
March 28, 2022 4:51 pm

Grow up and get working. Buy gold cheaply. Read, ask question, and learn. Stop f**king around.

World War Zeke (Astoria)
World War Zeke (Astoria)
March 28, 2022 4:51 pm

Mount Doom Beckons

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 28, 2022 4:55 pm

They’re not friends!

The Boogie Man
The Boogie Man
March 28, 2022 5:10 pm

watch your six

Red River D
Red River D
March 28, 2022 5:21 pm

Gray’s Sports Almanac.

Glypto Dropem
Glypto Dropem
March 28, 2022 5:40 pm

“PURSUE CAREER FIREFIGHTING!!”

I would be happily retired with full pension and benefits, and doing whatever the fuck I felt like every day.

Or dead leaving wealthy widow and well off family.

Either one would be Ok with me, actually.

todd
todd
March 28, 2022 5:42 pm

two words….

compound interest

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 28, 2022 5:46 pm

Hitler was right.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 28, 2022 5:51 pm

Don’t believe them

ICE-9
ICE-9
March 28, 2022 7:50 pm

Major in computer science, quit the football, and stick with baseball. Instead got two Petroleum Engineering degrees that are next to worthless post-shale and racked with old football injury flareups.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
March 28, 2022 8:04 pm

Don’t smoke pot.

Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
March 28, 2022 8:50 pm

Drink your Ovaltine

Balbinus
Balbinus
March 28, 2022 9:14 pm

Put your whole faith in the Lord Jesus Christ!

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 28, 2022 10:20 pm

“Leave the USA”.

Living is simpler, safer and more effective in some other places.

There is a good chance of maintaining your sanity, too.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  Anonymous
March 29, 2022 6:40 am

Where would you suggest? I always thought I go to somewhere in Europe if things got unbearable in the US, but for right now I think the US is the best place to be, by a longshot. Choose your state and even county wisely.

A9racer
A9racer
March 28, 2022 10:20 pm

Learn to fly

Dagobaz
Dagobaz
March 28, 2022 11:04 pm

My wife’s name (it is three words).

I would have saved an encyclopedia of grief, for both of us.

rhs jr
rhs jr
March 29, 2022 3:51 am

Don’t marry Sylvia.

VOWG
VOWG
March 29, 2022 5:50 am

I can’t do it in three words but my advice would be. Stay away from beautiful darkhaired girls.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
March 29, 2022 6:07 am

1. You stupid DUMBFUCK!!
or
2. 2011 buy bitcoin!
or
3. You were right!!

Ken31
Ken31
March 29, 2022 9:41 am

The truth is it is already up there

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bug
bug
March 29, 2022 9:04 pm

Probably the most important take away from this comment section would be to take your advice for the 18 year-old now.

If you could improve his future life with your wisdom, what is stopping you from improving your current life with the same pearls?