Exciting! Check Out These 9 Trans-Friendly Kids’ Shows Coming To Disney

Babylon Bee

The most important mission of children’s entertainment is to instruct young minds in gender confusion and the most depraved sexual practices imaginable. In keeping with that time-honored mission, Disney is certainly delivering! Way to go, Disney!

Here are 9 exciting new trans-friendly shows for you to enjoy with your kids:

Sex & the City Junior – You loved the classic HBO show, now you can enjoy the reboot featuring 12-year-old trans kids! Is your trans kid like Carrie, or are they more of a Samantha?

Lightning McDragQueen – Everyone’s favorite red racecar is now a woman! It’s never too early to induce severe gender dysphoria in children, and this delightful new adventure in Radiator Springs will do the trick!

Boy Meets Boy – About time this show got an update for 2022!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Top-Surgery – Cartoon trans turtles help kids get over their fear of getting a double mastectomy at age 14. Important.

Good Tuck Charlie – A shot-for-shot remake of the Disney classic show Good Luck Charlie—except everyone’s trans now. NICE.

Doc McStuffin Her Pants – 6-year-old Dottie McStuffins realizes she’s actually a boy trapped in a little girl’s body and proceeds to perform gratuitous transition surgeries on all her stuffed animals.

Avatar: The Last Genderbender – The original Avatar featured themes of honor, duty, forgiveness, friendship, and sacrifice. This new version will teach something even more important: gender non-conformance.

Hormones Montana – Follows the exciting journey of Hannah Montana as she gets prescribed testosterone by a therapist at school without her parents’ permission to become Hank Montana!

Muppet Gaybies – Don’t be the only parents on the block without a gay baby. Sit them in front of the Muppet Gaybies today!

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18 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
April 6, 2022 9:03 am

I once had to break up with a girl because she was transitioning…into a much fatter girl.

august
august
  Anonymous
April 6, 2022 10:11 am

Odd. They usually wait until after the wedding.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 6, 2022 10:09 am

Today parody, tomorrow reality.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
April 6, 2022 11:49 am

Today parody, last week reality:

KJ
KJ
April 6, 2022 10:11 am

This is one of the Bee’s funniest ones yet. LMAO

Just peachy
Just peachy
  Mary Christine
April 6, 2022 2:27 pm

Really needed that flag lesson! *eye roll*
Louise sees thru them:
“Louise Morgan
@LouiseM15241047
Replying to
@Oreo
Coming out isn’t difficult, it isn’t controversial. If it was you wouldn’t touch the subject. Coming out is so safe and mainstream that multi-billion dollar cookie manufacturers calculate that they can make even more money by supporting it.”

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
April 6, 2022 11:24 am
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mary Christine
April 6, 2022 12:59 pm

With that as a “father” he/she doesn’t stand a chance anyway.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mary Christine
April 6, 2022 2:30 pm

Kids have a way of growing up, realizing some “parents” aren’t too bright. . . One can hope.

Rusty Shackleford
Rusty Shackleford
April 6, 2022 12:02 pm

New Marvel movie in the works from Disney – The Ex-Men

ICE-9
ICE-9
April 6, 2022 12:08 pm

Disneyland started this overt shit way back in the late 1970s. The Anaheim park opened a summer disco in Tomorrowland under the covered food court where the rocket ride is (the one that spins atop an elevated platform). Within a couple of years it became the biggest gay disco in Orange county and it attracted young male teenagers and adult men alike so you can figure out for yourself what was going on. It got to the point where you had to avoid that section of the park on weekend summer nights because of all the open air faggotry and Disney did nothing to stop this going on in the bathrooms.

I once took my girlfriend at the time to the park around 1983 and she insisted we go to the disco and one couldn’t get a better idea of what Sodom must have been like. Disneyland is essentially the gay male Mecca and I would estimate at least 25% of its employees are faggots.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ICE-9
April 6, 2022 2:28 pm

“at least 25% of its employees are faggots”. Nah, you need to be a faggot to be employed by Disney.

ICE-9
ICE-9
  Anonymous
April 6, 2022 3:14 pm

Your reply still leaves me logically correct. If every employee is a faggot, then there are at least 25% of the employees that are faggots.

Humble_Servent
Humble_Servent
  ICE-9
April 7, 2022 2:09 pm

Excuse me please: I’ve read about the actual Disney gay factor percentage is near-at-more than 40% ?
https://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils in America/Hellivision/walt_disney.htm
Possibly far worse’ than a football bat!
(O_0)

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=perverted+walt+disney

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 6, 2022 5:11 pm

They aren’t going to stop until someone shoots them.

Jdog
Jdog
April 7, 2022 12:45 pm

Disney is on my boycott list, right next to woke Coke, and Target.

Humble_Servent
Humble_Servent
April 7, 2022 1:44 pm

Among many…’Walt Disney’ was known to be absolute evil. For example…
Disney-employed actors portraying characters like Goofy and Pluto have to wear company-issued undergarments because personal underwear could bunch and become visible to visitors.
Undergarments (ie: underware) were handed in for washing at the end of each shift. Some employees complained of receiving dirty, smelly underwear and cases of pubic lice and scabies occurred. In 2001, Disney finally reached an agreement with the actors’ union, allowing them to take their own undergarments home for washing.
http://www.planetdolan.com/disturbing-disney-secrets/

Maybe now is a fine time to research into ‘Disney’s’ character ‘Oswalt the Lucky Rabbit’?
Or maybe you already know all about ‘Walt Disney’ being involved as an informer with J. Edgar Hoover?

Part II
It’s totally weird & quite strange…as well as fact-based absolute truth:
…Among all those alphabet soup LGBTQ personas in today’s ‘modern-day societies’…no matter which actual DNA gender being female or male…each and everyone of them still fulfill the male-female roles in their alleged ‘relationships’!. One gay female and another gay female, one will still fulfill the male role model while the other fulfills the female role model, which will remain 100% absolute fact among ALL of those within the alphabet soup group/s. Why some-many-most may ask? Well…God created Adam and Eve, NOT Adam & Steve or Amy & Eve, or any other such combo chosen these days!

The Revelation chapter 22 verses 18-19: “For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.”
Mark chapter 10 verse 9: “What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.”

Please accept my friendly reminder: I’m NOT telling ANYONE what they should or should not do…merely sharing what I believe in with my heart, along with the foundation upon which I build upon thank you.
Ezekiel chapter 11 verses 18-19-20: “And they shall come thither, and they shall take away all the detestable things thereof and all the abominations thereof from thence. And I will give them one heart, and I will put a new spirit within you; and I will take the stony heart out of their flesh, and will give them an heart of flesh: That they may walk in my statutes, and keep mine ordinances, and do them: and they shall be my people, and I will be their God.”
Psalms chapter 123 verse 3: “Have mercy upon us, O LORD, have mercy upon us: for we are exceedingly filled with contempt.”

YES! NOW is the time to know where you stand.