HOW TO TELL A JOKE

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flash
flash
June 23, 2022 8:53 am

In the immortal words of Karl Denninger. Man, is not a learning animal.

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Sarah Eliabeth
  flash
June 23, 2022 8:41 pm

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Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  flash
June 25, 2022 2:54 am

Play stupid games, win dirt naps….

CrossingTheRubicon
CrossingTheRubicon
June 23, 2022 9:08 am

Somewhere there is a lab mouse rolling on the floor laughing.

Mushroom Cloud
Mushroom Cloud
June 23, 2022 10:07 am

Can you imagine being that poor simpleton realizing during his dying breath that the masters really don’t care about his life and he is about to sacrifice himself just so his betters can be richer and more powerful? Talk about preparing one for eternal hellfire…

Leah
Leah
  Mushroom Cloud
June 23, 2022 11:28 am

That would be interesting. Their awakening occurring just before they took their last breath. Chances are, they remained ignorant, but who knows?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mushroom Cloud
June 23, 2022 4:20 pm

Amazing that even after 2 1/2 years of seeing how deeply deceitful
and evil our government is, they still believed they were there to help.
Hard feel anything but contempt for them.

Tree Mike
Tree Mike
  Mushroom Cloud
June 23, 2022 5:36 pm

From what I’m reading, they died of Suddenly. TOTALLY had NOTHING to do with the nottavaxx.

KJ
KJ
June 23, 2022 10:09 am

The Jews aren’t as smart as they think they are…

But RIP to both of them, they were both great stand-up comics.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
June 23, 2022 10:17 am

Those two douchebags were about as funny as a tracheotomy.

World War Zeke
World War Zeke
  Aunt Acid
June 23, 2022 11:13 am

Thank you. Took the throat right out of my neck.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Aunt Acid
June 23, 2022 11:34 am

True. It should be noted, though, that Louis CK has a pretty funny bit about a guy with a “trach” who still – somehow – has a Puerto Rican accent.

scott henson
scott henson
June 23, 2022 10:37 am

A couple of dumb fuks got what they deserved.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 23, 2022 11:11 am

Natural selection is a bitch.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 23, 2022 11:38 am

I think that’s one of those new “meta” jokes where you become the joke. I’m still waiting for Andy Kaufman to reappear.

The other way to tell a joke is to watch Sebastian Maniscalco or Kevin Hart and be the exact opposite. I guess retards deserve their own favorite comedians, too, though.

Ghost
Ghost
June 23, 2022 11:46 am

To be honest, I never cared for Godfrey’s style of humor anyway; a blend of Sam Kinison with that creepy nursery rhyme defiling dude from the 80s.

Roast in Purgatory, all three of them.

GW
GW
June 23, 2022 1:10 pm

Two dead men. Two dead fools.

Warren
Warren
June 23, 2022 1:23 pm

Neither one of them were funny. George Carlin, he was funny, Sam kinneson, he was funny. Bill Murray, he’s really fumny. Heck even Danny Kaye, Red Skelton and Bob Hope were funny in an old school way.
But they were just annoying. Still sad that they were killed by the Fauchi Ouchi.

KJ
KJ
  Warren
June 23, 2022 4:03 pm

If you don’t think this is funny as f*ck, there’s something wrong with you.

https://youtu.be/uSqEP97hJEA

Common Cents
Common Cents
June 23, 2022 1:57 pm

Looks like Gilbert got the “last laugh” Ha Ha Ha! See what I did there?