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At least a 7 on the dismount. 9+ if she stood seamlessly.
Put out an APB for nkit.
I suggest boats like this for the “colonization” effort.
7? 7 like on the Richter Scale?
“the Richter Scale?”
Unfamiliar with that log o’ rhythm.
If it measures panache and aplomb, then i guess it would be ok?
The fat woman at the bar with a blue shirt, showing ‘cleavage’… I could have gone all day without seeing that.
Is there enough alcohol to cure that disease?
Haha, I thought that was a dude!
Wow, maybe. Gets difficult to tell when they have that much blubber. Butt, it’s all disgusting.
How about that box of M&MS that say 11 servings? As God is my witness, I thought it said 1.1 servings.
How dare you assume it’s gender. Grab your shovel and report to the local beet farm for two weeks re-education comrade.
Good thing the Little League boy had a batter’s helmet on.
You need to get a more proactive gun.
If guns kill people, I have defective ones.
I don’t.
Rabbit season!!
Duck Season!!
Vax season!!
No, we don’t have a gun problem.
We have a target selection problem.
Actually, we do have a gun control problem. The number of hits is too low for the number of shots fired.
Gun Control – A tight 3-shot grouping.
As I always say, I believe in gun control: Hit what you aim at.
Maybe they didn’t vote hard enough.
I thought “Making Guns Illegal” meant converting them to selective fire…
– fujigm
file:///C:/Users/redsu/Downloads/message-spend-most-life-inside-your-head-good-place%20(1).jpeg
Well it is FF so I suppose this post qualifies. Creed, we do not have access to your C drive.
Sure we do. Mwahaha
Hey NSA….could you please post for Creed? Thanks.
As a septugenerian, I’ll take any instructions on how to post a file that isn’t a jpeg from all of you snarky little youngsters. For the rest of you, Happy baszd meg.
Creed, you can’t link to your C: drive unless you’re serving it openly.
(Generally not a good idea.)
You have to upload the image to TBP website, so it can serve it.
I don’t see any way to do that other than send it to Admin.
Protestors glue their hands to conductor’s stand, don’t realize it’s removable. Get moved into an empty room while concert continues.
https://www.ebaumsworld.com/articles/protestors-glue-their-hands-to-conductors-stand-dont-realize-its-removable/87312347/
I’d have tossed the stand off the roof.
Biden voters.
I’d have tossed it into the deep end of a pool.
If you heat the stand up with a blowtorch till its red hot, that glue will probably release…..or their hands will become so blistered and charred that the pole will likely come loose. One way or the other, everyone has a good laugh.
Crap, should have read yours first. Shoulda, woulda, coulda…
I’d put a torch to the rail.
I’d put 240VAC to the rail.
Elon Musk is welcomed by Twitter staff on his first day.
Batter up!
The little kid behind his seat is dead.
And on his farm he had a Carlin. EI EI tits.
With a cocksucker here
And a motherfucker there
Here a shit, there a cunt
Everywhere a piss fuck.
(Bob P; bastardizing song lyrics since 1955.)
Pure gold. Missed you last week.
He’s young now, but someday, sooner than he thinks, his neck is going to hurt all the time
“Oh, no, no, no
I’m a rocket man”
Once worked with a guy who was pure genius. Any song that was playing on the radio, he could do original – and usually obscene – lyrics ad lib. Nearly pissed myself often.
If only that was a t-shirt.
Smells Like Trash Spirit
Trailer Swift.
another Rachel Dolezal mudshark?
I’d like to stat off with this lovely ….
She wants me. You might not believe me, but I have it from an unimpeachable source; the voices in my head.
Yeah, the little head.
Are those the same voices that have gotten you in trouble before?
Fucking tat ruined her
While you’re at it blow away Band Aid, too, before they play, ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas?’ again.
“And so he told me to go blow up the bus….”
“I had no idea that it was still running.”
Anyone wondering where their ball hitch went?
No, but I did lose a Cue Ball.
And ruined a garden hose.
Geez, Blondie. Those are some serious chapped lips. Maybe Preparation H would help.
Ya even blocked off access to your nasal bat cave chambers.
Don’t sneeze, or your fake silicone tits might rupture.
You adore Kim Kardashian too,
dontcha?
Her ass probably looks like a couple of basketballs stuffed into some Spandex.
Somewhere near her neck of the woods, a plastic surgeon is giggling as he drives his Porsche along palm tree lined boulevards.
“Hey, it’s what she wanted, and she signed a waiver.”
Vanity.
It’s all vanity.
Guarandamnteed the toilets t’anit clogged where she lives.
Does this lipstick make my lips look big?
If you look closely it says “inflate to 35 psi”.
One plan among millions.
Don’t laugh, this will soon be carry-on luggage.
In or OUT?
Self-correcting systems should be encouraged, like this one.
I’ve heard of white trash…
Amazing. That she recognizes her center of gravity. Can’t tell if that’s some kinda animal bottom, right. May be dead now. She certainly didn’t get in that position by herself, unless it involved multiple attempts. However, she does look Hungry, Jack.
.
Oscar the Grouch goes tranny. And black.
Damn! People are wasteful.
Somebody threw away a perfectly good Negress.
Good? For what?
Houston’s mayor looking for a snack.
Going to bed after a long night out clubbing.
That’s a keeper. Hah!
Probably fell out whole, ’cause he’s a fag.
While walking on sunshine.
On the way to the safety dance.
Without a hat.
The biden dog breed.
Here ya go…
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No wonder Russia sent IT back…whew, I need eye bleach STAT…
That must be it…ideal man (makes good dough) , good sense of humor (giggles a lot on hash oil), nice ass…
Just too disgusting, huh? K, got it.
Must have the penis and balls taped out of view.
As soon as it sees an american flag it will run back to russia.
That is DEFINITELY a guy.
Is that Jill Biden talking about Joe and Hunter?
This may be something many have seen before, but for those who haven’t…
. . . I post it here as well.
That’s been my philosophy while I’m commenting on Friday Fail, and you can probably tell my pay is zero.
I am right now being paid for posting on FF.
Just what, in the hillbilly fuck is that contraption Bocephus?
don’t be insulting, Suds. If that was Hillbilly it would be much cheaper, like a riding mower?
A 75 HP Nissan?
No, even better.
Honda 75 is 7.5 HP.
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If they don’t find you handsome, they may as well find you handy…
Story of my life…
I’m a man,
I can change,
….. if i have to.
Runs on moonshine too…of course.
But not for long without coolant.
But Mrs. Buttigieg didn’t believe little Peter and worried his little peter would some day stray where it should never go.
I used to have one of those wood Hobie skateboards.
…ah good times…
Looks like the dude from the Specials logo.
Me too! With the clay wheels for zero grip on any surface and guaranteed to pitch you off if you hit anything larger than a BB.
You’ll shoot yer eye out kid.
No way in a million years should a kid as young as this EVER have a cell phone.
Yeah, it will hurt his eyes.
Waiting for someone to come by and shoot the shit with.
Wait til he blows a load…
You’ll really be “shooting the shit” then…
Beach blown Afghan.
I’m guessing my wife will just talk me to death.
I’m less delicate, I suppose. I just think of it as nagging.
I suspect this test would wipe out half the population. Let’s mandate it!
Why does that car remind me of Fetterman?
Not sure. Bulge is on the front of this neck.
What a GREAT pix!
Occidental without the invading non-occidentals.
(Been a while since I seen that anywhere on the net.)
That would feed my wife and me. Ear and spud hers, Bud and Bud mine.
What, you’re both vegan…
. . . or did you just miss the steak at the bottom?
In my house it’d be veg and water for her, Bud and steak for me – until she smells me cook the meat.
Same here until she SEES my meat then of course she will seize my meat.
Notice he is busy playing with one and she is comparing the others.
3 input gal.
Go Speed Racer Go!!!
The powerful Mach 5!
My God!
She’s giving the White Power symbol!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kWMy46JVHk
I thought that there was going to be a punch line or similar…..like, despite not being a great pile vaulter, and having a non-career, like every other “professional pole vaulter,” her endorsements and modeling career have made her millions more than her vaulting skills ever would have.
So I assume the moral is she should’ve been ugly.
20 years from now, she’ll miss the attention.
Just another spoiled feminist.
That picture is when she was 17 years old and now she is 33.
True focus is about being able to filter out that kind of noise.
But clearly it’s the blogger’s fault…
I will say the car filled with fast food containers actually refreshing to see,most folks that slobby would just toss it out the window/perhaps they are just reloading.
I was going into walmart one day and there was some guy in his car, a pretty nice one if I recall, that made that one in the picture look tame. There was barely room for him to drive and it was front and back packed with trash to the windows.
If it was a black Jeep Rubicon, that was my brother.
That was my Beetle in college.
Funeral will be held Saturday at……
Cause of death … SBAW … suicide by angry wife …
FDR was both.
Babe, It’s not the dress.
I don’t want to watch anyone trying to score anyone or anything for 90 minutes. I’ll stay at home with my whisky, thank you.
Nice sixpack.
There used to be a band in southern Md called 6 pack To Go. 3 chicks.
I’m feeling a little guilty telling Ming that Canadian black men like to be called “Nigger Boy.” I hope he’ll recover soon.
No, they don’t taste like chocolate.
I’m sure I wouldn’t know.
FACED! in 3,2,1…
Toe pick!
that’s the figure skating version of my golf game
tonya harding just skated by
1st thougt was, man is he limber.
2nd thought was, I would like to have seen how he got that way.
O Crickey! The dreaded number 2 move!
Pfizer or Moderna?
Sinovax?
Tyranovax.
Looks like something murderous from the Odyssey.
So with these underwater synchronized swimmers.
If one drowns, do they all have to drown.
Yes.
This is the best photoshop pic ever!
Not until the “Jackass” franchise.
Yea, why they all be white?
Under-developed.
Not.
Ninja boy on the right is a slope.
It’s not often I see a pix of such a young wasted woman so EXTREMELY HAPPILY passed out drunk on the toilet bowl. Suspect she’ll make some lucky man very happy in the not too distant future.
Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time
Take one down and pass it around…..
My phone’s memory won’t be enough.
She was dogging. The rest of the story is on Xhamster.
ruff nite….
okay Bob, you’ve finally got her drunk.
God I hope that’s not her first Mike’s.
She’s ready to go home now.
Nice tits, but the lighting on her face and the way she’s got her hand around her throat suggests cray-cray…in a bad way…
They’ll even fuck up your sunny day.
That does it! No more voting for Republicans either.