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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:37 pm

Ukraine express.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
December 9, 2022 1:40 pm

USA under Biden.

Machinist
Machinist
  Colorado Artist
December 9, 2022 2:43 pm

Just ask Jill Biden.

Student of History
Student of History
December 9, 2022 12:14 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 1:45 pm

How can we have the same wife?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bauls
December 9, 2022 9:46 pm

The simulation just recycles established code.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bauls
December 10, 2022 8:53 am

Don’t we all have the same wife in some ways?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 4:15 pm

In reality, it was the sheen, but she thought it was the wrong color.

Greybeard
Greybeard
  TN Patriot
December 9, 2022 8:42 pm

Funny how 90% of customers in the Lowe’s paint dept are women.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:14 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 3:42 pm

That dude probably eats out of a straw now and needs someone to wipe the drool.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
December 9, 2022 6:24 pm

He should have stayed on the bike. Still would have bit it hard but the bike would have taken some of the impact.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 10, 2022 8:24 pm

he should have stayed in bed

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:14 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:40 pm

And you know Daddy encouraged his girls to do this, and they loved it.

Machinist
Machinist
  Bob P
December 9, 2022 2:08 pm

…until they start Driver’s Ed.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Machinist
December 10, 2022 12:20 am

Asians start young.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Bob P
December 9, 2022 7:44 pm

I would have. I love my grown up daughters, but miss my littler girls.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:15 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:43 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
December 10, 2022 12:21 am

Asian parking level: 10

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:17 pm

Celebrate….its FRIDAY!!!
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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:44 pm

Just one of the reasons he didn’t make past 35.

Student of History
Student of History
December 9, 2022 12:17 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 12:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 12:45 pm

My kinda pig. He’d be great at a BBQ.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
December 9, 2022 12:47 pm

Beer-marinated pork.

Skip
Skip
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 1:12 pm

And the “one for the road” is actually for me. Tee hee hee

fujigm
fujigm
  Skip
December 10, 2022 5:40 pm

“One for the road…”
Piker.
My last drink is “One for the ditch.”

todd
todd
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 5:05 pm

whilst stationed overseas at one point we were restricted to a two beer limit…the meme above isn’t totally correct; the picture of two beers isn’t one beer…it’s actually the first and last beer…i only had two beers all night, yes sir!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
December 10, 2022 12:28 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:18 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:18 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
December 9, 2022 12:18 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 12:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 12:47 pm

Oh! Now I wish I didn’t know.

Suds
Suds
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 12:48 pm

Apparently it gets people into the big club we ain’t in, where fame, power, corruption, and graft run rampant.
See the Gulfstream class of elite, who venture to Davos every year.
Hollywood, Disney, the WEF & WHO for the famous, and San Fran Shitsco for the lesser known buggers of boys.

Skip
Skip
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 1:14 pm

Park before you pork?

Machinist
Machinist
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 2:11 pm

That’s not a button, it’s a light. It is illuminated when a cop is on your ass.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
December 10, 2022 8:31 pm

well
if you relate to the one standing up
you’re in the driving seat
if you relate to the one cranked over
you’re bring driven
enjoy da ride

Student of History
Student of History
December 9, 2022 12:19 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 1:23 pm

Canadian aunt?

anon a moos
anon a moos
  TwatWaffle
December 9, 2022 2:27 pm

gov whitmer

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  TwatWaffle
December 10, 2022 12:29 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 2:49 pm

Scottish revenge.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:20 pm

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Skip
Skip
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:15 pm

It’s got a head on it…

Machinist
Machinist
  Skip
December 9, 2022 3:32 pm

That’s to keep your hand from flying off.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:21 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:46 pm

It’s an old WW1 Flying Ace pasttime called quaffing … look it up …

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anthony Aaron
December 9, 2022 4:24 pm

I though that was a trick only women can do…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:49 pm

I’ll have what she’s having.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
December 10, 2022 8:33 pm

doctor said just one drink a night
going to need a bigger glass

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:24 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:50 pm

Hey, honey, look! I caught my fart in a bottle.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 4:19 pm

We used to get high and do this. Put a little rubbing alcohol in the bottle, shake it up, turn out the lights and drop in a match.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
December 10, 2022 8:35 pm

WOW Bottle

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:25 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:52 pm

I love the Stooges!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
December 9, 2022 9:50 pm

Would have been better if’n that rock bounced back and smucked him in his face protection.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
December 10, 2022 12:35 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:28 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:42 pm

“Wat did the 5 fingers say to the face?”

SLAPPPP!!

Machinist
Machinist
  Colorado Artist
December 9, 2022 2:12 pm

Must be a Will Smith movie.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
December 9, 2022 6:27 pm

I’m Rick James…..bitch!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:28 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:29 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:45 pm

These guys are animals!

Suds
Suds
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:51 pm

“They brought their toys!”

Hey Coach!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 4:01 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  YourAverageJoe
December 9, 2022 4:02 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  YourAverageJoe
December 9, 2022 4:03 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
December 9, 2022 4:09 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
December 9, 2022 4:48 pm

Lmao!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:54 pm

What we’ve all wanted to do from time to time but never would.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
December 10, 2022 8:40 pm

wanna bet

Remo
Remo
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:12 pm

That’s why:

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Remo
December 9, 2022 1:43 pm

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:33 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:34 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:35 pm

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Remo
Remo
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:15 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:55 pm

In a violent mood, MrL?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
December 9, 2022 2:18 pm

Following a flow of images and themes.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:36 pm

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Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 7:49 pm

I imagine that I could do what he attempted and then I remember I’m 61 and it would end up like his attempt

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:37 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:39 pm

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Suds
Suds
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:52 pm

Knockout in the 3rd round.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:40 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:48 pm

Ali at her very best … 

Rise Up
Rise Up
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:03 pm

Ali MacGraw (once married to Steve McQueen).

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Rise Up
December 9, 2022 1:57 pm

They were good together in the movie ‘The Getaway’ … 

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anthony Aaron
December 9, 2022 6:30 pm

Fell in love with her when I saw that movie at age 8. Yeah, something just clicked.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 12:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:00 pm

That Samantha the witch?

Rise Up
Rise Up
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:02 pm

Bewitched.

Nobody
Nobody
  Rise Up
December 9, 2022 8:55 pm

Elizabeth Montgomery was my #1.
Barbara Eden was #2.
Don’t tell Mary Ann I said that.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 9, 2022 12:46 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  TwatWaffle
December 9, 2022 12:46 pm

In case nkit has internet issues.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  TwatWaffle
December 9, 2022 4:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  TwatWaffle
December 9, 2022 1:03 pm

Here I thought the most welcome strike ever was the one this week by NYT writers.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Bob P
December 9, 2022 1:20 pm

Akin to the Russel Wilson trade being overshadowed by that dude Griner trade.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  TwatWaffle
December 10, 2022 12:47 am

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Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  TwatWaffle
December 9, 2022 3:40 pm

OH, they’re on Strike, what a relief…
Thank you God, you truly are merciful….

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  TwatWaffle
December 9, 2022 4:28 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  TwatWaffle
December 9, 2022 9:53 pm

Sure… call it what ever you like.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  TwatWaffle
December 10, 2022 12:58 am

grody

Student of History
Student of History
December 9, 2022 12:56 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 1:14 pm

From SNL skit back in the day “Your Mother sews socks that smell”

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
December 9, 2022 1:49 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
December 9, 2022 6:31 pm

Incredible skit featuring Richard Pryor. Back when SNL was funny.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Student of History
December 10, 2022 8:26 am

LMFAO!!

Student of History
Student of History
December 9, 2022 12:56 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 1:51 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 2:54 pm

Reminds me of the movie ‘Porkey’s’.
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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Machinist
December 9, 2022 3:46 pm

RRRrrrr… mmmmmmMMMmmmm…. RRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuu

LASSIE~!!!!!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Machinist
December 10, 2022 12:51 am

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Student of History
December 10, 2022 8:29 am

Am I to old to go back to school now? Please.

Student of History
Student of History
December 9, 2022 12:58 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 1:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 1:13 pm

Scooby Doobie Doooo! Ret’s get that dress roff rou.

Skip
Skip
  Student of History
December 9, 2022 1:27 pm

And my wife thanks them.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:05 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:05 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 8:43 pm

And a moran.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:06 pm

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Don’t worry, not going there….

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:53 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
December 9, 2022 1:59 pm

Like the old saying goes: ‘You mess with the bull and you’ll get the horns.’

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 4:30 pm

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Skip
Skip
  YourAverageJoe
December 9, 2022 4:59 pm

She probably has quite the immune system now.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:16 pm

That’s why he changed his name to Biden.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:08 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:18 pm

You’re missing the retarded woke gene.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 2:00 pm

You’ve missed college in the US and/or England during the past 25 years or so …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 9:56 pm

Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus,
The other 87 genders are from Uranus

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:24 pm

Going clockwise, these are actually pictures of Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters, Joe Biden, and Nancy Pelosi in utero.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:13 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 4:30 pm

Unless you are selling more than $600 a year on ebay, or receive more than $600 on venmo, pay pal or go fund me. 87,000 new IRS agents will be out in force looking for the “unemployed” who use the internet to get paid.

Skip
Skip
  TN Patriot
December 9, 2022 5:08 pm

Window washing pays cash or personal check. Never 600 dollars or more because you can break it up into two days if needed. (this for educational purposes).

a9racer
a9racer
  TN Patriot
December 10, 2022 9:07 am

Do like the Mexicans. Get paid by check to a fake company and cash it for 1% by the Korean check cashing lady. Don’t keep a bank account and don’t have cash apps. One can live like a king, have no debt and prep like Grizzly Adams.
Or so I am told…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:16 pm

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Skip
Skip
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 5:10 pm

0, minus 1…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Skip
December 9, 2022 6:36 pm

Isn’t that negative one?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:16 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:23 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
December 9, 2022 1:55 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 9, 2022 1:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  TwatWaffle
December 9, 2022 1:25 pm

Hey, ladies, let’s play sandwich. I’ll be the meat.

.ishmael
.ishmael
  Bob P
December 11, 2022 10:45 pm

I’ll _bring_ the meat.

FIFY

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 9, 2022 1:24 pm

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