Stucky Poll #2: Most Boinkable

You win the Lotto!!  You won a date night with either Miss Russia or Miss Ukraine.  Q: Who do you choose?  (Try to not be ruled by hate.)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/5XdfYeNykh3u/

ME?

MISS RUSSIA, hands down, not even close.

Miss Ukraine is delusional.  I was once married to a Delusional.  Fuck that.  There aren’t tits nice enough in the universe for me to go that route a second time. I hate Miss Ukraine.

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Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
January 13, 2023 3:42 pm

Everyone worries about boinkable.

I worry about breedable!!!

And yes, Ms Russia for both!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Saxons Wrath
January 13, 2023 6:25 pm

Hitler regarded Slavs as mud.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 13, 2023 3:42 pm

Miss Russia of course. Nice to see the Miss Universe pagent staying away from politics. LOL Didn’t they have a black tranny Ukie to compete to seal the deal??

Hollow man
Hollow man
January 13, 2023 3:45 pm

Whomever says yes first.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
January 13, 2023 3:46 pm

I’ll take neither. Not my type.

But…as someone who appreciates fashion…that dress on the Russian girl is GORGEOUS! Wow.

As far as being with a delusional woman, PLEASE! It doesn’t matter to most men. What do you think created the BETA MAN???

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Stucky
January 13, 2023 4:08 pm

Oh sorry! The dress got my attention. Carry on…

Here, for you, to admire her dress…ONLY!

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Freedom!
Freedom!
  Abigail Adams
January 13, 2023 7:40 pm

Yeah Abby, I love Red I don’t have the legs, or the waist to carry that look. The lady is pretty too.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Abigail Adams
January 13, 2023 8:18 pm

Sorry … but ‘beta man’ is an oxymoron … a mutation in the human gene pool …

Swrichmond
Swrichmond
  Abigail Adams
January 13, 2023 9:42 pm

Yes, gorgeous dress. And the woman might be pretty if you scrub all that makeup off her. I can’t tell what she looks like. Strong legs, which is a plus.

@#metoo
@#metoo
  Abigail Adams
January 13, 2023 10:21 pm

“as someone who appreciates fashion”

Any link to the pageant? Would love to the Apron segment, and of course the floor scrubbing.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
January 13, 2023 3:51 pm

Both look to fake for me. I’ll stick with the girl next door type.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Stucky
January 13, 2023 4:13 pm

Only one of those that I am allowed to grab and I’m smart enough to ask first.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
January 14, 2023 10:55 am

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Stucky
January 14, 2023 8:35 am

A friend of mine did that to a waitress and ended up marrying her.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  TN Patriot
January 13, 2023 4:11 pm

Yes. Way to fake. But the real issue is could they answer a question other than what color lipstick are you using.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  AKJOHN
January 13, 2023 4:15 pm

They would try to answer any question, but it would sound much like Kamalaho rambling.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
January 13, 2023 4:13 pm

Me too.

Long ago I realized that the best looking women are the ones who don’t wear makeup.

About the same time I realized that the “gorgeous” by mainstream standards were mostly narcissistic, vapid and only looked good with a pound of spackle on their face.

And young men, if there are any “men” left, that makeup-less girl next door 6 or 7? She sill still look like a 6 or 7 when she gets old. The painted 9 will look like a 4 when she hits 35. My grad reunions proved this to me.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Anonymous
January 13, 2023 5:02 pm

I grew up Chicago and moved to Alaska at 20 years old. The real cute girls in 8th grade who would not give a nice guy a second. When, I came back to visit family at 23,very studly, they were now old hags, and I was, I hope they don’t recognize me.

mark
mark
  AKJOHN
January 13, 2023 9:16 pm

I ran into the most beauitful (and stuck up) girl in 9th grade in a Burger King parking lot 10 years later…

She had been rode hard and put up chubby, faded, and looked sad wearing too much make up with three kids pulling at her.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  mark
January 13, 2023 11:28 pm

It’s funny you mentioned Burger king. Because that’s where I saw one.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  mark
January 14, 2023 6:58 am

Ran into my Elementary School crush a few years after high school. I got a plumbing call that turned out to be her. Single wide trailer full of kids…and no husband.

I’m SO glad she didn’t recognize me!

I certainly learned a lot that day.

thetruthonly
thetruthonly
  Anonymous
January 13, 2023 5:11 pm

Neither blond will hold up well, they just don’t unless they aren’t really blonds. Except for Blondie.

mark
mark
  Anonymous
January 13, 2023 9:07 pm

Late bloomers age the best…both sexes.

Ugly duckly girls who blossomed late always were the ones I found the sweetest.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  mark
January 14, 2023 8:36 pm

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life , don’t make a pretty woman your wife. My first wife got a lawyer, ripped me off, broke my heart, became a call girl, lived the high life and now she is 75 and living off our kids. Asian and Latin women make good wives.

boron
boron
  TN Patriot
January 13, 2023 5:54 pm

problem is:
tonight they’re both the girl next door all dressed up for the eighth-grade play.
tomorrow they’ll just be Katie and Janie again

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
January 13, 2023 4:33 pm

I was in Belarus in 1994 – the honeys there were stunning so I vote in-between 🙂
https://www.shutterstock.com/search/belarusian-woman
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Socratic Dog
Socratic Dog
  Austrian Peter
January 13, 2023 9:12 pm

I guess I’d settle for in-between them too. Quite happily. I wouldn’t be worrying about what they might look like in 20 years, or even in the morning.

Way too much analysis here.

Jdog
Jdog
January 13, 2023 5:07 pm

Flip a coin, they look like twins upside down….

Tree Mike
Tree Mike
January 13, 2023 5:16 pm

The Russian looks like the better choice. The Wife agrees.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
January 13, 2023 5:34 pm

If I won the current Lotto, I could afford them both. Yum. Sex is fun with crazy chicks so, Miss Ukanazi would be fine for a short date.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Glock-N-Load
January 13, 2023 5:43 pm

Someone who needs to refresh their understanding of “OR”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 13, 2023 8:02 pm

understands short, though. the ukie and the russkie girl would giggle.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Anonymous
January 13, 2023 8:23 pm

Only a fag would pick just one of those hot toddies.

flash
flash
January 13, 2023 5:40 pm

Meanwhile back in Clowntown…
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ASIG
ASIG
January 13, 2023 5:45 pm

Neither Ukrainian nor Russian women age all that well, this picture says it all.
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Anon
Anon
  ASIG
January 14, 2023 2:48 pm

That’s a man, baby!

Winchester
Winchester
January 13, 2023 6:35 pm

I will take the Russian beauty. Then Ukrainian probably wishes for world peace while supporting her puppet President and his U.S backed plan for WW3.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
January 13, 2023 7:25 pm

Wait a second…how do we know where those gals are really from? The Ukie is is probably American.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Two if by sea.
January 13, 2023 8:57 pm

Never mind that, do we really know they are girls?

Warren
Warren
January 13, 2023 7:56 pm

Then there’s “Miss” Estadous Unidos
https://gettr.com/post/p24zxp3e32c

Bob P
Bob P
January 13, 2023 8:13 pm

Russia wins, but, lucky them, I’d fuck them both, preferably at the same time.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Bob P
January 13, 2023 8:42 pm

Now that’s something a heterosexual would say. Good answer Bob. I expect nothing less from you.

scott henson
scott henson
January 13, 2023 9:12 pm

Would love to see Miss Russia and Miss Ukraine mud wrestle. I’ll boink the winner!

BL
BL
January 14, 2023 12:42 am

Was Miss USA a dude? Betcha I’m right.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 14, 2023 3:52 am

too much makeup etc in either case , though the retarded machinery on the ‘wings’ is just ridiculous, i felt ashamed for her to even have to be out there demonstrating such a monstrosity..
like someone else said, a better metric than boinkable is , breedable!
as for delusional.. heh, yeah, the ex was also pretty delusional (and when it came down to it refused to have kids)… and thus became the ex 🙂
wife #2 much more down to earth, loves kids, doing great with our first and working on our second.. thats the future right there in front of us!

Empty
Empty
January 14, 2023 7:21 am

Ukraine is prettier, but the thing sounded like a game show. You just won a new Cadillac.

awoke
awoke
January 14, 2023 2:13 pm

Slavs age like hot milk. Give me a good Italian or Japanese woman. Age like fine wine.