You’ve heard this joke before. Q: How do you turn a fox into a pit bull? A: Marry her. Anyway, here’s a question for ‘Baywatch’ beauty Erika Eleniak; “Why did you transition from a Pearl Of Great Beauty to a hideous Skankasaurus? Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking????“. Please respond ASAP. Folks, below are before-and-after pictures of her. But, first, here are the questions;
Q1: Do you have tattoos? (Please explain ‘why’, or ‘why not’)
Q2: Would you consider getting one now?
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Me?
Q1: Do not have any. Why? I was afraid of a 5’2″ woman who weighed 120 pounds. I called her “mom”. She would have beat or hounded my fat ass from here to eternity if I ever showed up with a tat. Not kidding. There was only one time in my life when I seriously wanted (and, considered) getting a small tattoo. I was in my early 20’s, a period of my life when I was a hyper-religious born-again active evangelistic know-it-all Holy Roller. I wanted to get a tat of a “Jesus fish” (look it up) on my right hand. Cuz I was eager to display my Christianity, and believed it would be a useful tool to evangelize all the immoral dipshit sinners I encountered daily. Again, not kidding. Thank God my fear of Momma Stucky kept me from doing such a massively ignorant thing. I would have spent 10x more time of my life regretting it than enjoying it. (Personally, I believe the majority of tatted persons regret their decision … especially late in life when all that ink just smooshes into a solid indecipherable blobish stain on crepe thin skin.
Q2: Yes, I would. Here’s the one thing. More than a few people still give me reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness … a long list of things I should, or should not, do. “You know smoking isn’t good for you! You should stop.”. “Don’t you think you should trim your mustache?”. “Can’t you swear a little less?”. “Honestly, you ought to exercise more than you do.” And so on blah blah blah. Here’s the other thing. I’m 70 fucking years old!!! I have earned the right to do whatever-the-fuck-I-want with my life with being burdened by your unwanted and worthless opinion!! So, the next time some well-meaning busy-body invades my universe I would imply like to say ….. “Thank you for your concern.”, and then give them a salute. This salute ……….
Not kidding.
THE END
skankasaurus. haha
Wow, I had such a crush on her back in the day. Now she looks like she isn’t even into men anymore. White girls typically don’t age well. My filipina wife looks at least 10 years younger than her age.
My buddies wife is Filipino man that woman can cook, especially fish and pork damn !
Your buddie’s wife is a Philippino man? Hey, whatever floats your boat.
Ladyboy make you happy long time.
Is your buddy that POS sheriff in Idaho who married the mother half of a Subic Bay mother-daughter prostitute team, and brought both of them back to Idaho?
Shit-drilling, not even once.
When Asian women age, fuck me do they age. At the age of 60 they can look like they are in their early 40’s and yet in one magical moment they can transform from the previous to looking like they are 90.
Yeah, but is looking like ass from 20 to 60 really that much of a feat? Well-aged dogshit is still dogshit.
I hate tats and fake tits
I have no tattoos, but am not against them if tastefully done. They are just another form of art, and many cultures in this world revere them.
Erika Eleniak is an example of going too far with it, though, in my opinion. When I see that many tats on anyone, my automatic thought is, they must hate themselves to mutilate their skin in such a fashion. They cannot stand the sight of their own naked flesh; and in Erika’s case, constantly ogled for her poor choice of being exploited in Playboy, and having to alter her looks with cosmetic surgery probably left her with enormous disgust with herself as the years came on and nobody wanted her anymore. Plus the fact that when she did these things, she was not really herself, she was an invented personality, an actress (did you know she is the little girl who Elliott kisses, after setting loose all the lab frogs, in “E.T.”?). But she could not be that invention 24/7 without losing herself, and that seems like what she did.
She sold her soul to Hollywood, and this is what you look like when the devil’s done.
I understand an over abundance of ink. If you’ve ever made a car or motorcycle your own, what tends to happen is you chrome a part, then realize it doesn’t look right, so now you have to chrome or polish something else to balance it out and it just keeps going. But ink on me; Nope.
many cultures in this world revere them
I recall a documentary back in the 90’s where the authors found a fairly strong correlation existed between the prevalence of tattoos, piercings, etc. and the primitiveness of a society. So I guess the proliferation of extreme tattooing in recent years should not come as a surprise given the collapse of Western civilization.
This comment would be met with derision in the ‘educated’ element of popular culture. That it rings true is no barrier to the narrative. There is a bike gang, national in scope, that uses crossed piston and connecting rods drawn within the confines of a circle for a patch and tattoo symbol. A successful prospect will have to get a back covering tattoo of that to become a member. Ehhh… group identifier? Weed out the feds? Primitive and permanent it is.
My filipina wife also looks 10 years younger. Her mother, who is only 50, doesn’t have a single gray hair.
Big deal. I’m 73 and I don’t have a single hair either.
Wait…what?
Is she bald? 😂
No tats.
Surgery scars are my tats and don’t want any more.
Watching it all come apart from Toad Haller, get ready campers, it is going to get interesting if you ain’t paying attention.
While I was being discharged from the hospital for a pretty serious motorcycle wreck, my sweet lady orthopedic surgeon reminded me that scars are just tattoos with better stories.
Scars, I have a few of. Most of them are badges of honor. I earned em the hard way.
Holy smoke! That’s the same woman?? Unbelievable.
Q1: No tats. Similar to Stucky’s mom, my dad would have never allowed it & I was too afraid to go against his authority…once upon a time. He threatened that there would be hell to pay if I ever got a tattoo, got any piercings than just one in my ears, dated outside my race, did drugs, or drank alcohol. I grew up in a pretty strict environment. But so grateful for his guidance now as I would have highly regretted ruining my skin. My female cousin had tats that have been removed & the scarring looks horrible.
Q2: Never. I think tattoos make a woman look trashy & ruins her beauty. However, strangely I don’t mind them on men as long as there are few & well-placed & not obnoxious. Prefer not seeing them when fully dressed.
Not a very fair photo comparison.
The first photo is heavily airbrushed.
Your point would be valid, if she didn’t look considerably better without the airbrushing.
“Not a very fair photo comparison.
The first photo is heavily airbrushed.”
Your point would be valid, if she didn’t look considerably better without the airbrushing.
From my perspective the photo below from t4c confirms my point.
That’s not even airbrush anymore, that is cartoon.
Winner!!!
What did you expect from Stucky the clown a real picture?
People don’t even care anymore that it is not real. They just love the fantasy.
I think the first image is AI.
Q1. No tats
Q2. Still no interest in getting one.
My 46 year old daughter is tatted up pretty good on one arm. She does regret it.
Regarding Erika Elianak, YIKES! I remember her in a movie quite a few years back where she was the girl, with a big rack, that popped out of a cake. It was a Steven Segal movie called ‘Under Siege’.
How could she let herself go like this?
@Stucky, you will definitely want to watch this clip.
To Erica…where did the dream go wrong.
UPDATE: Unless she just had them done, that picture and the ones on this page don’t jibe.
https://www.legit.ng/1247725-erika-eleniak-today-baywatch-actress.html
Here’s another pic where she looks a bit younger….but all the tatts….
Interesting article with embedded Instagram post from her about the pics. The article says its from “yesterday” but who knows. And very sorry that this piece appears to be from a Ukranian news service.
https://newsyou.info/en/2023/06/zuxvala-blondinka-z-tatu-yak-zaraz-viglyadaye-53-richna-zirka-ryatuvalnikiv-malibu-erika-eleniak-foto
This trash compactor should just stop trying to be anything but trash, which she clearly is. This is just garbage on garbage and it says so.
Not to mention a satanist– look at the Brewer posted link and check out her Kabbalah necklace. She sold out to the Hollywood Jew mafia ( probably a lot of casting couch visits).
Sell your soul to the devil and he never plays fair– now she reaps what she has sown.
Yeah, I noticed her Satanic Temple “jew”elry immediately. Pentagram over a ruby set in the Eye of Horus- all superimposed onto a cross to deny Jesus Christ and his sacrifice for mankind’s redemption– pray for this lost soul, eternity for her is going to be even harsher for her than aging has been.
JK Rowling has an interesting tattoo on her wrist.
She had a boob job after she appeared in Playboy. By the time she went Titsapoppins out of the cake in “Under Siege,” she was augmented.
Youtube age restricts the video b55.
Guessing youtube doesn’t age restrict anything trans?
Did you watch it on YouTube? It will open there.
What did she do with all those extra fingers?
Sacrifices had to be made to avoid Inigo Montoya.
Well spotted. No man would notice.
“She has fingers?”
🙂
Hate all body mods, but what others do is none of my business on that subject.
Far more concerned about the disfigurement within most.
I guarantee there is a sexual assault in her history that explains a lot. Or some other trauma associated with her femininity. There ALWAYS IS.
No tatts because what I was born with is permanent enough for me. I love art, but want it on my wall, etc and not on my body. My tastes also change. That’s not going to change. Feel the same about piercings. What I was born with are enough.. I put enough extra holes into myself with my own accidents. I certainly don’t need any purposely added.
Oh, and that’s not what she looked like. Artist rendering at best.
No doubt many curly haired agents and producers took their fee in sex.
Don’t see a whole lot of other women complaining about the quid pro co….you know, until their roles and parts dry up..literally.
Then, at age 45-50,they all suddenly want to speak out about how they were “raped” [but given movie or TV roles that made them rich and famous]….after they are broke and in want.
Yeah, waaah, they forgot that they did not “just say no” or leave, when another human “with power” told them to undress.
Seriously, I am willing to guess tens of thousands of woman walked out on the “casting couch”. And proceeded to not get “raped”, rich or famous.
All true, plus they did nothing of value. They were born lucky in looks. They’re whores. They should’ve stayed home, passed on their genes, and been humble and happy. Fuck them, and every beta whiner who worships them. They’re only girls. Stop worshipping them, and that’ll help ’em act right.
Yup
#MeToo, eff dat.
Treat her like a lady………
Pound me too!
Na- they are all hoes.
Well, at least she doesn’t have one on her neck because that’s a sure sign of…..
JFC she’s hideous.
What is it a sign of?
Highly refined trash.
“Highly refined trash.”
Or a coal-burner.
Not sure the harm from one or two small tatoos, but those that go on to cover their bodies in this artwork are psychologically unique from those that dont. Love to say more, but i dont really give a shit.
An uninterrupted expanse of creamy, velvety, healthy skin is true beauty.
It’s a white trash thing, I imagine lots of this website’s readers are covered in them.
Suck my dick.
That’s not a white trash thing…right?
You are half right.
No tattoos for me, I hate needles & I don’t see myself getting one at this late stage.
Tats on women are very detractive, for the most part. My daughter has a small (3/4″) heart outline on the inside of her wrist that is OK. I also knew a girl who had a small (1″) crab near her pubic hair. She was born under the sign of Cancer and did not like being asked if it was an advertisement.
…the crab…a warning? Hehe
Probably named ‘Kamala’.
Early on, when I was a child my father said something like – your body is the temple of God and to modify/change your body in any way is to defile the temple of God; something along those lines, But in any case I was never tempted to get a tattoo so no it never happened.
About girls and tattoos, I remember one incident where there were two girls just ahead of me in line at a to-go fast food restaurant and it was wintertime and these two were inappropriately dressed in shorts, obviously to show off tattoos on their legs that they must have just gotten earlier that day.
These two girls were strutting around as though they were the center of attention and as though everyone must surely be admiring them. (nope) Both had multiple tattoos different sizes, poorly positioned and to me they looked like shit.
I’d tell some people with tats, that “if God wanted us to have tats, He’d have made multi-colored birthmarks”.
No tats, but I did consider getting one on my shoulder – it would’ve been one of my bestest buddy, my beloved German Shepherd whom I put down years ago. But as good as some tattoo artists are, I don’t think there’s one that would’ve been able to replicate the picture I would’ve wanted. I use the pic as the lockscreen/background on my cellphone, and I also have the pic as a magnet I stick on my SUV, a necklace, and several pics of him custom-made into a blanket. So he’s always with me in one form or another – no need for tats of him.
Even told my ex not to get a tat when we were dating – I’d end the relationship if she did – she never did while we were together.
Did she cite coercive and controlling behaviour as the reason that she left you?
Nope and nope. In my opinion, tats on a healthy female are like spray paint on a church. That said, I don’t judge people who have tats. Free will and to each their own and all that. Although some seem to pull it off better than others.
Why would someone tattoo John Fetterman on their back?
Roger Stone has a homoerotic tat of Nixon on his back. Other than that, he seems fine.
Bumper sticker on a Ferrari.
“I’m the great Mewtato, I want peanut butter sandwiches.”
Hmm..
No one liked my great Mutato X-Files reference!
Sad….tear…
Lol.
A1 – I have 2, both mean something personal to me. They are also both in a location that can’t be seen unless I choose to let you see them.
A2 – In the 30 years since those days, I’ve only ever wanted one other, again personal, but the want never became a desire/need. At this point, I won’t get it. I have other financial priorities.
Answer to an unasked question – I didnt/ wouldn’t get them for the “look at me” aspect. As I said, I’m in total control of whether you see the tats. Unless I end up in prison or surgery.
Q1. No. Nefarious purposes ensured that there was no tattoos to be identified by.
Q2. No. Fuck no. I honestly believe that “they” are adding stuff to the tattoo ink, that makes the recipients, moronic. Ive noticed stupidity became more prevalent since the tattoo fad took off in the late 90’s.
Your grammar also confirms the increased prevalence of stupidity.
Hahaha. U Funny Kunt. Not bad for ESL.
Photos on Wiki prove she didn’t have any arm tattoos in 2011. I guess the advancing chaos claimed her mind too.
Tattoos are ugly on women 100% of the time
I don’t have any. My skin is way too sensitive. I’m horribly allergic to eye shadow, liner, and mascara, most lipsticks, so light on the make up too. I think getting something UNDER my skin and having an allergic reaction to it would go badly. If I could I might have ONE but I think getting inked up until you’re covered is ugly in most cases.
So, you don’t have tats for health reasons, not because they scream “sheep” and “trash”?
She looks like she hates the world and everybody in it,herself(?)included…….
Bingo! Same goes for quite a few NBA players.
Anymore, the seldom seen athlete with no tats and decent hair stands out as one who has confidence, is a hard worker, and is probably more successful than they would otherwise be. Call it an intangible?
Unasked question (Q3): As a business owner interviewing a prospective employee for a key position, what would your opinion be of tats on that person? None/some/many/don’t care?
WNBA?
No tats. When I was young we grew our hair long and society hated it. After we grew up a bit and quit being stupid and we got hair cuts. People getting tats will be stupid for ever in body if not in mind. Don’t do things that you cannot reverse when need arises.
My hair’s still long in my seventh decade. It’s not fashion, nor stupid. It’s natural. Tats are retarded. All collective herd behavior is foolish. We are not ruminants nor insects. Humans are individuals as no other animals are.
Nah, hominids are rarely individuals.
Maybe when you don’t HAVE to try,you never learn how!
Never felt I had a statement important enough to turn myself into a billboard for life and car techs (me, retired) spend their entire career avoiding being pierced by metallic objects anyway.
NO. When my kid pondered the idea I talked him out of it by asking if he was going to keep getting them to constantly represent yet another interesting period in his life.
No tats. They are not important to me.
Q1: Yes, I have a small one on my back shoulder and most of the time I forget it’s there. It was an impulsive decision back in college when I went on a trip with a few friends. Don’t know what compelled me to get or why I picked what I got. I’d never thought of getting a tattoo before or after that moment.
Q2: Undecided.
I’m shocked.
Ask her to invite you over and show it to you
I am too stupid to avoid crazy but even I know to avoid the feministers.
Trannies are getting the Bud Light Tattoo now. As a matter of fact in a show of solidarity all LBGTetc. are getting them.
Oh noez! Dylan is joining the Bud Light boycott. Hope these people aren’t too disappointed by their permanent, or expensive to remove decisions.
I wonder what it costs to get a Dylan tattoo.
I will never explore how much it costs to get one or remove.
Groupthink is the basis of every human problem. Tattoos are an example of it.
Also, that top photo is airbrushed, posed, and so unlike real life. Why? Our lives are so unreal.
(1976)
Times have changed . . . and not for the better.
we’ll tell you any SHIT you want to hear , we lie like hell
They don’t call ’em tramp stamps for nothin’. And , yeah, speaking as a man who spent much of my youth chasing tail in bars, I can attest to the truism of Vox’s statement. If you’re looking just to get laid, play the tattooed fool.
“I have an instinctive liking for tattoos on women, mostly because I am a natural predator. They are like a shortcut; tattoos tended to mean I didn’t even need my highly developed talent for sensing insecurity and emotional instability in attractive women. A dagger between your breasts or a panther on your back? You might as well hand me a remote control with your name on it.” Vox Day
The link between tattoos and exhibiting troubling behaviors is growing stronger.
Tattoos were once reserved for sailors, bikers, and gang members—specifically male sailors, bikers, and gang members. A tattooed woman was a novelty—recall the classic Harburg and Arlen song “Lydia, the Tattooed Lady,” immortalized by Groucho Marx in At the Circus. Today, a tattooed woman is no longer a rarity. The tattoo gender gap has been obliterated. In fact, 59 percent of tattoos in the United States belong to women. I have noted elsewhere that the line between men and women is blurring and that behaviors once exhibited solely by men are now frequently exhibited by women. More and more women are alcoholics and engage in acts of domestic violence, for example. Now they are also more likely to be tattooed than men. Interestingly (and worryingly), compared to women without tattoos, women with tattoos show significantly lower levels of self-esteem.
Additionally, more women are in college now than men. This must mean something. Anyone have an idea why?
Subsidy plus feminist indoctrination.
I’ve got two smaller ones; a flag and an eagle. I do regret the flag. Never tell a drunk tattoo artist you want “the flag” when you aren’t sober enough to pay attention to the one he chooses. I’ll leave it at that.
I never understood the draw for sleeves or for tramp stamps. My nephew got his name in large letters across his chest….his mom asked him if he planned on getting in a horrendous accident and wanted folks to be able to identify the body.
My sons went overboard with them, too. The older son wanted to go from the Army to the Marines (since his brother and I were Marines) but he couldn’t get a waiver for his tats. Nothing I could do to help. Lessons learned.
The only tat I ever considered, but did not get because I’m not sufficiently buffed, is a pic of a FN-FAL & “Molon Labe”, maybe on my shoulder or bicep.
On a lady? Wearing only a smile, thank you.
Made it this far wihout them and will continue to abstain.
1) No. In the past it was a symbol of property (animals, sailors, etc.) and outlaws (but who needs a target on their back?) Now it is a symptom of being conformist sheep or extreme derangement like extreme piercings. Piercing also related to the historically ‘owned’.
2) No, except for totemic/religious reasons in absurdly unlikely possible circumstances also involving imminent death and war.
Q1: nope, no ink. Came reasonably close once, but it fell through and I’m glad it did.
Q2: nope. I can’t stand tats on women, and it gives me the moral high ground to say that I don’t have any.
Re: tats on women. There’s a fabulous Spanish babe in the apartment building right in front of mine. I’m probably too old for her taste (I’m 61, I’m quite certain that she’s early 30’s at most). Fabulous except for one thing – the sleeve on her right arm. Nope, can’t do it. I could never get past that.
Same thing with another babe-a-licious Southern woman I knew in the complex last year. This one was probably in her 40’s, but looked quite fine and had a wonderful attitude. But I could never get past the tats, so I left it alone.
That’s the thing about large tattoos on women, like sleeves. She has no taste.
It’s like hundreds of years ago and men couldn’t imagine women on stage who weren’t whores. They weren’t wrong.
Q1: No. I was toying around with getting a small one on my wrist, or one half of the sign on one wrist and the other half on my other wrist. In perfect timing, a coworker came down with an infection from hers and that noped it up for me. Plus it’s an identifying mark.
Q2: No. No needle is coming near me, especially in today’s world. Plus it’s an identifying mark.
Tat’s just me though (bad pun intended).
Q1- Never even considered for a minute
Q2- Thankfully I’m not in the run for a partner, cause my choices would apparently be even Moar (Never mind my short comings) severely limited with all the women tatted up.
Every time that I go to the gym, which btw is about 80% peeps over 50, I’m amazed at how many, especially the women, have tats. I don’t know where I’ve been all these decades, because I didn’t notice so many in my age cohort with the tattoos.
Too many old broads have rainbow hair today, too. Grow up, ya old bat. You’re not young. An old gal in shape with grey hair and class is much more attractive that a fifty-something overgrown teen in total denial. You’re never going back, sweetie. Have some sense and dignity.
It’s weird, ff. A member of my family and spouse used to make fun of those with tats. They would tell their kids that tats were unacceptable and WT. Then the spouse died, and the family member and some of their kids were inked. Wondering if this person had a midlife or something else. Sometimes in the name of being a brat, I’ll ask if they worry about people thinking they are WT? Blank stares of course
midlife usually means man, but the change of standards sounds like woman. just curious which the WT happened to be.
I don’t assign that term, they did. When the other was alive WT could mean anyone.
I’m asking which lived to change their tune. Just curious.
The female half. They used that term so much as a couple, I asked if they were projecting or just afraid they would turn into what they thought WT was. Pissed them off, fr.
what a hideous looking bull dyke.
No tattoos. Been a member of more than one “elite group”. My body is not a canvas. I think they are disgusting on women, so they must be on me. My wife has 1 and I forgive her. That’s where I stand. If you have to tattoo your resume then you must not have done shit, is the way I see it.
Well said. Savages tattoo. Not real people, and not real white people.
AK John, In all of your spirituality, you get to say who are real people? Just curious, to forward that phrase some used on me. Tats really make someone less than human?
Just confused, but my mind is so simple. You forgive her for having a tat? What if some tat hater came down on her?
About 15 years ago. We take a trip to Spokane Washington from Alaska in the Summer. I’m lets go to a water park, and we do. Daughter is about 18 and son 11. There is a water ride where you go on a rubber raft down a man made rapid. Raft fits 6 or so. So a couple, about 30, ask if they can go with us. I say sure. The couple were a little kissy, and I notice the rather shapely young lady has a full tattoo nudy of a woman, from head to toe, it covered most of her arm. I’m thinking I like her, real woman. But I love her, the tattoo. Also thinking, how bizarre, and ask my daughter what she thinks, after the ride of course. We both had to agree, she must be at least half Psycho. What makes people do crazy shit. I never thought for even one second of getting a tattoo. I have seen a few that were really well done. Most are complete crap.
Heh, having the wrong tattoo where I live would provoke a health hazard, so no. If you are going to display a certain ink, it is best to have the muscle and bodies to back it up.
So why do all those migrants want a western live style???
No tattoos in this abode. I had a girfriend, right before I got married, who after we split, but were still talking on the phone said she was getting a tramp stamp (more or less) and I put one stipulation on it. No idea if she even followed that request or if maybe she looks like Erika now, but she is no longer my problem, either way. She was fun while it lasted.
She looks in the bottom photo like she’s got man boobs, or moobs.
NO TATS, had enough pain and scars in my life.
Q1- NO
Q2- NO
Where have you been, Stuckmeister?? The 404 war fizzled out, so now we can get back to QOTD’s and pictorial essays?? I hope.
Me- I loathe people covered in tats, it’s trashy looking and let’s you know they are to be avoided at all cost.
Time and date stamps offer a clue. 4 months ago. Yawn.
HaHaHa! I thought it was new today. Derp! Maybe we should hold a mirror under Stucky’s nose to see if he is still breathing.