Blobulation

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

“Biden has restored the integrity of the Department of Justice”Dan Goldman, Congressman from New York

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Surely Merrick Garland is not running the Department of Justice, but which gloopy pseudopod of the Blob is? My guess would be some Intel Community politburo made up mostly of people you’ve never heard of. The trouble is these geniuses confuse political fuckery with the operations of law.

So, Saturday night when the lights were supposedly off at the DOJ, and much of America was tuned out — getting new tattoos, arguing with the re-po man, watching the Orioles — the Blob told a lawyer from the Southern District of New York, one Damian Williams, to send a letter to Federal Judge Ronnie Abrams asking her to set a date for one Devon Archer to report to prison on a bond fraud conviction that Mr. Archer is appealing on the grounds of DOJ sentencing misconduct. Like, can you hurry that up, please?

Devon Archer, you recall, was the college room-mate and later close business associate of R. Hunter Biden, First Son, who is in a bit of trouble for laundering money from foreign companies and governments through a score of shell companies that then made large payouts to Biden family members, including the so-called Big Guy currently living in the White House. Mr. Archer, who has been in hiding (wonder why?) is scheduled to be deposed by the House Oversight Committee today. It is believed that he knows a thing or two about the Biden family business doings, enough, say, to corroborate the shit-ton of documentary evidence already in the Committee’s possession that lays out a pretty stark template of bribery with adumbrations of treason.

Sounds serious, a little bit, especially since it’s become ever more obvious that the whole federal law enforcement apparatus has been aware of the Biden family’s activities since well before “Joe Biden” was selected to be elected president. Of course, Mr. Archer’s testimony would only be the cherry on a well-baked cake. Chairman James Comer (R-KY) of the Oversight Committee says his investigators have rooted out new banking shenanigans on top of the over one hundred suspicious activity reports already in their files, despite obstruction and obfuscation from the Blob’s IRS and FBI arms. He seems determined to press forward and I daresay the Blob will find it very difficult to stop him.

Speaker Kevin McCarthy declared last week that all this roguery was “rising to the level of an impeachment inquiry.” D’ya think? What I wonder is: would such an inquiry begin to unravel the secret of who has been running “Joe Biden” lo these many months of face-plants, preposterous utterances, morning “lids,” and other indications that the commander-in-chief of the USA is not much more than a media apparition? One might also ask: was this really the best that Blob could come up with? Really? Him? This ghastly load of damaged goods?

Five House members: Matt Gaetz, Mike Johnson, Chip Roy, Harriet Hageman, and Dan Bishop, are calling for an emergency return from the August recess to get the impeachment process rolling. Let the case be made in an orderly and comprehensive process. See if The New York Times and its allies in the captive Blob media can ignore the proceeding. It will probably shock their readers-and-watchers to learn that the Biden family bribery and racketeering scandal actually exists. Will any of them ask: how came we never heard about this?

Behind all these blobulations looms the specter of Mr. Trump’s attempted return to power. What would he do in the remote case that he escapes the Blob’s mendacious prosecutions? Chop the Blob into a million gelatinous fragments, expose it to enough heat to vaporize it all, and recalibrate a US government back to the task of operating the few things it might arguably be competent at. Such a program would obviate the Blob’s drive to destroy everything worth operating in the human project of remaining civilized.

Alas, Blobism has become the religion of the deranged intellectual / managerial class in America. The chief concern of this crypto-gnostic religion is summoning demons to harass those it regards as heretics to Blobism. Thus, it is well within the historic tradition of fanatical / hysterical paroxysms that shake ordinary human doings and end up needlessly and wrongfully killing a lot of people.

No doubt Blobism is a product of the Intel Community run by that mysterious politburo, with assists from partners in foreign lands such as the WEF, the WHO, the CCP, and a coterie of essentially stateless super-rich guys with axes to grind. It was designed to derange the people who do most of its on-the-ground dirty work. They already have a lot of blood on their hands with the Covid-19 trip laid on the world, the pointless war in Ukraine, which it started deliberately, and now the forced de-industrialization of the West with a crusade against farming on the side, to make sure that those who don’t die of vaccine-related immune system disorders just starve to death.

Beginning a process to expel “Joe Biden” would be like cutting the head off a chicken. The head doesn’t have much going on inside of it except the eat-and-sleep-scratch-and-cackle algorithm, but without that head, the rest of the chicken just staggers around in circles for a minute before it drops dead. Our government needs to go through that for the country to become itself again. And remember: the government is not our country.

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32 Comments
Dying Sun
Dying Sun
July 31, 2023 9:56 am

And remember: the government is not our country.

This is a key point. The actions of the government are not necessarily the actions of the people.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Dying Sun
July 31, 2023 10:01 am

“A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.” ~ Edward Abbey

B_MC
B_MC
  Dying Sun
July 31, 2023 11:02 am

Chris Hedges: The Forgotten Victims of America’s Class War

We cannot dismiss and demonize rural white Americans. The class war waged by corporations and the ruling oligarchs has devastated their lives and communities. They have been betrayed. They have every right to be angry. That anger can sometimes be expressed in inappropriate ways, but they are not the enemy. They too are victims. In my case, they are family. I come from here. Our fight for economic justice must include them. We will wrest back control of our nation together or not at all.

The former mill town of 3,107 people, like rural towns all across America, struggles to survive. There isn’t much work since the Marcal Paper Company mill — which operated three shifts a day and was located on the banks of the Little Androscoggin River that runs through the center of Mechanic Falls — closed in 1981. My aunt worked in the accounting department. By then the town’s glory days were long gone. The Evans Rifle Manufacturing Company, which made repeating rifles and, the brick and canned goods factories, shoe shops, the steam engine plant, W. Penney and Sons, one of the largest machine shops in the state, were already distant memories.

https://scheerpost.com/2023/07/30/chris-hedges-the-forgotten-victims-of-americas-class-war/

k31
k31
  Dying Sun
July 31, 2023 5:50 pm

The actions of a government are exactly what the people will tolerate.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Dying Sun
July 31, 2023 7:51 pm

But the people will still suffer and die when war is made on their government.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
July 31, 2023 10:25 am

Why the Blobism? Nothing less than the conquest of the USSA has occurred from some outside power with the inside operations also having been co-opted by that supranational force. The players are interchangeable as ‘Murika is now the complete vassal state. See the newly installed head of the CDC dokter Mandy COhen. (No cohencidence here –are Jews the only ones who can ru(i)n the US government?) The Bai Dins were the worst people and best agents for the WEPH/Yew EN/KM or whoever else is running this great scam. COuld a more insulting dog-emperor be found? Yeah; Auntie thinks that a Mr Festerman with Max1ne “Aunt Esther” Water ticket would be ideal metaphor for the Frankenstein-monster nation for 2024.

All this corruption couched in entertainment still leads to nothing as the uni-party bosses will ensure that all the government apparatii continue their fine work of destroying the once mighty nation. And as it happens, this former U.S.A. is at the threshold of that day of reckoning with the unimaginable corruption, debt, and constant wars. This shit doesn’t and couldn’t go on through 2030 (WEPH target date for assimilation), could it?

And to think the insurance policy for Chou Bai Din is the cackling hyena v1ce-resident.

Eud
Eud
July 31, 2023 10:36 am

Blobulation.

I immediately thought of that family fighting at Disneyland’ Toontown.

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The entire Biden [Button] story seems to be a pronouncement against the formerly promoted uSA story.

Warren
Warren
  Eud
July 31, 2023 10:48 am

There’s something very familiar about that brawl I can’t quite put my finger on hmmm….😒

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Warren
July 31, 2023 10:55 am

Da Nappiest Place On Erf™ (Dizz’Nee World @ Wakanda)

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
July 31, 2023 5:58 pm

HAHAHA!

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Eud
August 1, 2023 8:37 am

Damn,will you look at that. It’s negroes.It’s ALWAYS negroes.

Warren
Warren
July 31, 2023 10:49 am

A headless chicken, that’s what the Traitor Peado Joe Biden essentially is at this point

Shotgun Trooper
Shotgun Trooper
July 31, 2023 10:59 am

If he’d ever cut the head off a chicken he’d know it doesn’t just stagger around, and it can run for a lot more than a minute. Had to go over to the neighbors to get a couple back after they ran around for awhile…

TCS
TCS
  Shotgun Trooper
July 31, 2023 11:38 am

That’s just the worst…when they just take off in a straight line and don’t let up until the blood stops pumpin’ from the neck stump.

WDS
WDS
  TCS
July 31, 2023 11:53 am

If you toss ’em in a 5 gallon bucket immediately after, they just flop around and don’t go anywhere until they de-energize. Don’t ask how I know.

TCS
TCS
  WDS
August 1, 2023 5:05 am

Probably excellent advice, but my days of processing 50 chickens in an afternoon are pretty much over these days.

todd
todd
  TCS
July 31, 2023 3:35 pm

I was about 10yo and was in the path of that straight line they don’t let up on …i can now laugh about it but didn’t seem funny to me at the time.

Harrington Richardson: Gov't Is Not The Country
Harrington Richardson: Gov't Is Not The Country
  todd
July 31, 2023 4:29 pm

I shot a bird once and its head popped off yet it flew to the ground maybe fifteen yards and then ran around in circles for a while. I read a Vietnam sniper book that told of a VC the sniper shot completely exploding his head who then ran all over the place before flopping around on the ground.

k31
k31
  Shotgun Trooper
July 31, 2023 5:52 pm

That’s why it is better to yank the whole head off (because the spine comes with it).

Philbert
Philbert
  Shotgun Trooper
July 31, 2023 9:11 pm

Shotgun, sometimes they can live alot longer than you think:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
July 31, 2023 11:38 am

I suggest using a geek to figuratively bite the head off this chicken…maybe Hunter’s testimony. You know junkies will do anything to save their own worthless ass?

Diogenes' Dung
Diogenes' Dung
July 31, 2023 11:39 am

“And remember: the government is not our country.”

Says who? Pinocchio?

Everyone in the world without a wooden nose is certain that the D.C. Blob is the U.S.A.

There is nothing ‘united” in our 50 states; the Blob’s pus-oozing empire is being sucked into Davey Jones’ locker by a national riptide of organized hate and the divisive vivisection of anything approaching common sense.

It doesn’t matter if a “citizen” is adamantly opposed to every policy our compromised grifters implement with every tug on their puppet strings. The two-faced visage of incoherent idiocy Uncle Samantha presents to the world is your face.

Harrington Richardson: Gov't Is Not The Country
Harrington Richardson: Gov't Is Not The Country
  Diogenes' Dung
July 31, 2023 4:32 pm

Filthy lying cocksucker congressman Dan Goldman says Biden has restored integrity to the DOJ. And we are not grateful!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid

He was just a funnin’ us, HR.

WDS
WDS
July 31, 2023 11:57 am

“but which gloopy pseudopod of the Blob is?” My guess would be whatever part excretes the waste matter.
Everyone knows the @sshole is in charge. Have one shut down for 3-4 days and you’ll see.

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 31, 2023 1:49 pm

Show us, don’t tell us

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 31, 2023 3:06 pm

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Stucky
Stucky
July 31, 2023 4:32 pm

“… lays out a pretty stark template of bribery with adumbrations of treason.”

adumbration [ ad-uhm-brey-shuhn ] noun,

1. a shadow or faint image of something: “In the south, where the Tibetan plateau begins its gradual rise, we can just glimpse the hazy adumbration of its mountains above the undulating horizon.”

2. a foreshadowing of or precursor to something: “Beethoven’s Choral Fantasy of 1808 serves in every way as an adumbration of the Ninth Symphony.The essay is a fascinating adumbration of an idea that would become the author’s obsession six months later.”

Can’t wait to use that word at the Senior Center.

Machinist
Machinist
  Stucky
July 31, 2023 10:18 pm

Good luck, by then you’ll be doing good to spell your name.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Machinist
August 1, 2023 11:50 pm

Depends

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
August 1, 2023 8:36 am

GOVERNMENT,always and everywhere, is a protection racket. With a Monarchy,at least you know who to blame.

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
August 1, 2023 4:52 pm

Even with the head chopped off it could live a long time……like this chicken!
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34198390