WHEN THE “JOKE” IS TRUE

George Carlin couldn’t have done it better.

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20 Comments
Warren
Warren
December 23, 2023 9:13 am

Woody may be a total stoner. But he is a critical thinker, and hopefully not injected with the poison jab.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Warren
December 23, 2023 9:26 am

A man after my own heart…warts and all.

Ed
Ed
  flash
December 23, 2023 10:37 am

“Michael…er..I meant to say, Michelle is a real woman.”

After which, his constituency said, “Whaddafuq he tawkin bout,’real vojiena’? Whaddafuq that mean?”

Nuga
Nuga
  flash
December 23, 2023 11:53 am

He’s sticking his tongue to the cheek an awful lot while talking about Michaels , uh, I mean Michelle’s alleged penis. Curious reaction

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
December 23, 2023 3:12 pm

Bath-House Barry in:
“Deep Fake, and Gay”

Leah
Leah
  flash
December 23, 2023 8:59 pm

When the mouth speaks before the brain can intervene.

Ed
Ed
  Leah
December 24, 2023 9:33 am

Or, as it’s referred to by the MSM, “a gaffe”. The definition of gaffe among non-media observers is “accidentally speaking the truth”.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
December 23, 2023 10:06 am

One of those really unfunny, tasteless jokes; like that which occupies the Wh1te H0use.

Walter
Walter
December 23, 2023 12:19 pm

Harrelson projects an archetype I find foul. He does appear to have a core of authentic or reality based thought that shows up and saves the character from the trash bin. Similar to Alex Jones, vulgar, disgusting and yet legitimate. It may be similar to how people view Trump, but clearly those people are far more delicate in their sensibilities.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Walter
December 23, 2023 12:49 pm

Alex Jones is NOT vulgar, simply enraged, as we all should be, and is actually doing something – yelling at the top of his lungs, and making people awfully uncomfortable or totally enraged (which is wonderful) – with the ( Totalitarian Techno-Hell) Clown World Order.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Aunt Acid
December 23, 2023 1:02 pm

Alex Jones used to be crazy. Last few years he has turned out to be right. Actually I think He and Beck have been paid to distract us with the to hard to believe truth.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
December 23, 2023 1:12 pm

You can like him all you want, but he’s pretty much the definition of vulgar.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 24, 2023 2:15 am

jesus fucking christ
I wonder how many of you people are buying his dickpills or whatever
be sure to buy his brainpills, tards

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 23, 2023 12:26 pm

George Carlin could have done it much better. That joke was tame.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
December 23, 2023 1:03 pm

Woody isn’t an idiot. He saves his best work for pay to play. He was great in 2012 and also in Zombieland…not to mention Cheers.

m
m
December 23, 2023 12:32 pm

This one by Harrelson this year was better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFIMSvPVX-k

Jdog
Jdog
December 23, 2023 2:03 pm

The cockroaches of humanity cannot tolerate light being shinned upon them. First the pharmaceutical industry, then the Uni Party, Then Israel, the light is showing them for what they truly are…..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jdog
December 23, 2023 3:10 pm

I’ve got a little light,
I’m gonna let it shin,

Lol

Merry Christmas 🎅

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 23, 2023 7:31 pm

Scripture exhorts us to not hide our light under a shin.

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