HAPPY ST. PADDY’S DAY

Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

We celebrated last night at Keenan’s in Wildwood, watching our favorite band of 3 fat old guys playing rock songs from our youth – The Juliano Brothers. I had about 8 cans of Guinness, which will take care of my yearly allotment. Huge crowd of white people, young and old, just having a good time. In bed by 10:00.

Flip-N-Mickeys were at the Cattle and Clover Irish Pub.

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
March 17, 2024 9:55 am

8 Guinness?! Holy moly. Take it easy today.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Iska Waran
March 17, 2024 1:56 pm

That’s a meal in a bottle! I’m going to cook my Kansas City Boyles corned beef in it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 17, 2024 10:07 am

St Patrick drove all the snakes [distillers] out of Ireland.

Snakes are a metaphor for alcohol distillers, who were kicked out, and who later, obviously retitned.

The main practice that got a certain people kicked out of over a hundred countries is distilling alcohol and enslaving the poor by tricking them into contracts or selling off their meager possessions whole they were drunk.

See 200 Years Together by Solzhenitsyn.

This is a marriage of behaviors that goes all the way back to Ur.
Distilled liquor is how Abram defrauded his fellow Urites.
It is also why he fled the scene with their wealth.

I heard.

john844
john844
  Anonymous
March 17, 2024 10:28 am

Saint Patrick drove all the snakes out of Eire. The snakes were those same 2 legged snakes that Jesus referred to more than once, that brood of vipers whose father is the devil.
Regrettably, yes, they returned.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  john844
March 17, 2024 10:34 am

Now your getting it!
Good job Johnny!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 17, 2024 10:37 am

See:
200 years together.
By Solzhenitsyn.
He absolutely establishes the fact that pseudo Hebrews have used distillation to defraud the unwary for millenia.

There really is no way of knowing the extent consuming distilled alcohol will ruins ones life until one starts drinking.

And without formal educations?
Peasants were always easy prey to distillers.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Anonymous
March 17, 2024 10:47 am

Fermentation is ok though. Right?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ILuvCO2
March 17, 2024 11:08 am

All alcohol is poison.
Otherwise there would be an “RDA of Beer” on the bottle.

k31
k31
  Anonymous
March 17, 2024 11:52 am

The sin Balaam is another they have been using for just as long.

m
m
  Anonymous
March 17, 2024 11:33 am

Oh that is why in Russia nowadays every other person in rural areas seems to be making their own spirits!

(They’re not tricking others into contracts though.)

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
March 17, 2024 5:50 pm

(((They))) also had the distilleries in Newport, RI … that functioned with their bankers in Amsterdam … to trade for the slaves from africa that they transported to the New World (especially south america, where they began the plantation economy in full force.

Whiskey –> slaves –> south america –> ca$h …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
March 18, 2024 4:36 pm

Yep.
Sugar and rum were how you stored wealth back in the day, and avoided paying taxes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 17, 2024 11:06 am

Guiness is garbage beer shilled by the schmuels.
Drink local!
Support local.
Stop supporting the entities with a vested interest in your demise.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 17, 2024 11:09 am

Alcohol provides the glasses which make the obese barfly you are sitting next to, begin to look like the girl in green shorts in the photo.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 17, 2024 11:17 am

Millions of fat, obnoxious Americans will put on a green shirt, and head for the bar, to get drunk on miller light with green food coloring added to it, so they can go home and barf up that corned beef and cabbage that NOBODY in Ireland is eating today.

Sounds like fun, doesnt it?

EireEyesCry
EireEyesCry
  Anonymous
March 17, 2024 1:00 pm

Plastic Paddies

m
m
March 17, 2024 11:22 am

Today is also “Forgiveness Sunday” in Maslenitsa week (=before Great Lent) of Orthodox Christianity

B_MC
B_MC
March 17, 2024 11:31 am

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Christine Blamey-Whored
Christine Blamey-Whored
March 17, 2024 11:41 am

Heads up ADMIN!
ABC news is running a new Christine Blasey-Ford story to keep alive the hatred against Trump.

She is an obvious liar.
I was only robbed in by three niggers.

I know the day: Thursday, the date: October 1, the year: 1987, the street: Goldenwest, the city: Walnut, CA and the time: 10:37 pm.

She, being far more traumatised, is only certain of one thing 40 years later:
She was raped by Kavanaugh.

Anyone believing this lying fucking bitch is a piece of shit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Christine Blamey-Whored
March 17, 2024 1:56 pm

All true, but the larger issue is belief in the state. We shouldn’t even know the venal cunt’s name. Abolish the state, and trade fairly with any and all.

k31
k31
March 17, 2024 11:53 am

I would have liked to celebrate by going to church, but the farm had other plans for me.

Leah
Leah
March 17, 2024 12:03 pm

Happy St. Paddy’s Day.

EireEyesCry
EireEyesCry
March 17, 2024 12:58 pm

Way too many niggers on the Emerald Isle to feel good about St.Patricks Day anymore. St.Pat should return and drive out the invaders and the faux Irish govt. That would be worth lifting a pint for.

Christine Blamed-me-Whored
Christine Blamed-me-Whored
  EireEyesCry
March 17, 2024 1:15 pm

St Patrick drive all the niggers out of Ireland.
Sent em back to bloody england!

God save the queen.
The fascist regime,
Bidens a moron,
A total meltdown

Anonymous
Anonymous
  EireEyesCry
March 17, 2024 4:24 pm

The lads need to dust off the balaclavas and FALs.

EireEyesCry
EireEyesCry
  Anonymous
March 17, 2024 7:26 pm

Bobby Sands Lives!

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 17, 2024 1:27 pm

Ancient Egyptians brewed beer and used barley grains as money. Dial back on the moronically inaccurate “jews did everything bad” horseshit. If you’re sofa king Christian, acknowledge that human nature is fallen – not just a few humans. And take a cup d’ kindness, ya uptight assholes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 17, 2024 3:05 pm

You took an article that had nothing to do with Jews and posted a comment defending the Jews.

You sound like our resident Zio shillbbot, Scrotumizer.

i forget
i forget
  Anonymous
March 17, 2024 3:20 pm

It’s a button. Not a dial. & it is broken-on-all-the-time.

*****

Disssstilled sssnakes be•sssstil their barely beating hearts in many ways.

I watched Killers of the Flower Moon recently. Horror story from 100 years ago, & today, & tomorrow.

People (especially in clumps/tribes/polities/continental clods). Actors. Mainstream-based historical non-fiction writers. The feeding frenzy of keep your chums close & your chummed waters, other liquids, closer.

The side-facet on my mind right now, given the off-screen antics-machinations of DiCaprio & Di Niro, is how mirror-image roles played can seem(?) to reversal-redound into “reality” that I doubt most lost-in-method-act-space have much if any grasp of.

Professional pretenders. “Are you not entertained?”

T4C
T4C
March 17, 2024 4:02 pm

CertainHOPE@CertainHOPE

In Honor of Saint Patrick’s Day!

The Giant Celtic Cross That Miraculously Appears Each Autumn ~ Donegal, Ireland…

The Cross, nestled in the midst of Evergreens, is made up of 3,000 Larch trees, which turn Golden in the Fall. This Masterpiece of horticultural art was designed and planted by Liam Emmery.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
March 17, 2024 4:46 pm

A lady asked me why I wasn’t wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day. I told her, “It’s ok- I’ve been wearing the same underwear for three months and they’ve turned a nice shade of green.” It was then her turn to turn a shade of green. Some people are just so competitive!

Leah
Leah
  Anonymous
March 17, 2024 11:46 pm

Lol, I use the retort that I wear green every day because my eyes are green. Then I deep stare into theirs without really looking. This doesn’t happen every year, thank goodness.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 17, 2024 7:07 pm

I started drinking an hour ago, about the same time I started frying the crappie.
When the bluebonnets are in bloom, it’s crappie season.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  YourAverageJoe
March 17, 2024 7:29 pm

Started drinking with Irish Coffees for breakfast (the way the original bar – The Buena Vista in S.F. makes them…coffee, Irish whiskey, sugar and slightly whipped cream), then for lunch, and just finished my 4th before dinner. Great day…and I’m not even Irish.

Daddy Joe
Daddy Joe
  YourAverageJoe
March 18, 2024 12:10 am

Joe, I know crappie are the creme de la creme, but for what its worth, the white bass run coincides with the dewberry blossoms.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  YourAverageJoe
March 18, 2024 8:18 am

And when the dogwoods bloom, the shad and herring are running.

It pays to know important shit, ain’t it!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 18, 2024 10:45 am

Don’t it? Hold muh beer!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  YourAverageJoe
March 18, 2024 11:29 am

Here, you go crappie fishing when the Dogwood’s bloom and they are starting even now.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 17, 2024 7:26 pm

If Guinness were higher than 5% it would be a much better product…just saying. I like the beer (truly best on tap), but prefer a bolder-tasting much higher alcohol beer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
March 18, 2024 4:37 pm

You like alcohol because you are an idiot.

T4C
T4C
March 17, 2024 10:08 pm

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Patty O. Furnychur
Patty O. Furnychur
March 17, 2024 10:19 pm

Not seeing a lot diversity in that fine establisment.