2024 BINGO CARD

Which are most likely to happen?

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42 Comments
ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
March 24, 2024 1:28 pm

Everything except “politicians jailed”.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  ILuvCO2
March 24, 2024 2:39 pm

It would have been better to state “the right politicians jailed.” No doubt the commiecrats will try to jail non-communist politicians.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Harrington Richardson
March 24, 2024 3:28 pm

Politicians who are right of center are the only ones who might face jail time and even then, if they continue to vote for the spending, they will be OK.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  TN Patriot
March 24, 2024 5:23 pm

Trick question.

Over 1/2 of them have already happened.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 1:43 pm

The Free stuff stops flowing to illegals , and then ???

Gab.com/@RustyDwyer

Conservative News
Is this what they had planned from day one?

Tuscan Arizona Prepare Yourselves, Potential Crime Wave Incoming. Federal Gov Funding For Illegal Immigrants Of $1 Million Per Week Is Ending

When these illegal migrants have no way of supporting themselves guess what they’ll be doing…

“Come April 1st, your city will no longer be able to house and take care of all these illegal migrants that are entering into Arizona and coming to Tucson. April 1st, they’re out of money. So far, the federal government has been funding Tucson $1,000,000 a week to take care of these illegal migrants.”

“They’re housing them, feeding them, giving them clothes, giving them medical care, airplane tickets, You name it, they’re getting it. But the money is gone. And the government leaders of Tucson, Arizona say, we don’t want to rely upon the citizens’ taxpayer money to pay for these migrants. So, streets of Tucson.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
March 24, 2024 5:33 pm

Where in hell did you get the notion that ‘illegal aliens (sic) have no way of supporting themselves … ‘?

They are NOT, and never will be, supporting themselves … that’s why US Citizens and Taxpayers are pouring out billion$ of tax dollar$ to house and feed and provide education and medical care and everything else that these illegal aliens want … free of charge.

FWIW
FWIW
March 24, 2024 1:49 pm

Atlantic tsunami

Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
March 24, 2024 2:06 pm

Are we playing a ‘blackout’ game? All the squares are on the menu.

Walter
Walter
March 24, 2024 2:06 pm

Cough us up one other than ‘politician jailed’ that sounds unlikely…

RedGranite
RedGranite
March 24, 2024 2:11 pm

I would say “all of the above” except for “Politicians Jailed.”

Knothing
Knothing
  RedGranite
March 24, 2024 3:20 pm

Substitute: UN ordered disconnection of unapproved websites

But probably same week as EMP, so no biggy.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  RedGranite
March 24, 2024 3:30 pm

Trump Jailed gives you a twofer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 2:16 pm

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Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Anonymous
March 24, 2024 6:22 pm

Bullshit.

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
March 24, 2024 2:20 pm

Hopefully I’m not going to be part of the “Mass Casualty Event” today. I’m trying to get out of Dutch Harbor today, but my connecting flight from Anchorage to Seattle is on a 737…..

I’ve been on the boat since September, and Mrs Ed is gonna be pissed off if I don’t make it home…..

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  ZeroZee0
March 24, 2024 3:31 pm

Did she say “Baby, I’m going to have sex tonight so I hope you make it home?” 😉

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
  TN Patriot
March 24, 2024 9:45 pm

Nahh…. We’re Old People now. She just hands me a long list of things that she needs me to do around the house.

Flights were canceled outta Dutch today, and tomorrow doesn’t look much better.

She’s pissed that I didn’t get off The Rock today, but in doing so, I didn’t have to board the 737. Glass Half Full 😉

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  ZeroZee0
March 24, 2024 5:25 pm

“What’s the scariest thing your wife ever said to you while you were having sex?”

“Honey, I’m home!”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
March 24, 2024 8:21 pm

Lemme tellya, I get no respect. The other day, my wife met me at the front door, wearing nothing but a see-through negligee. Trouble is, she was just getting home. Boom-tish.

I drink too much. I gave my doctor a urine sample. It had an olive in it.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
March 25, 2024 12:19 am

Fucking hilarious Rodney Dangerfield broke the mold.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
March 24, 2024 2:29 pm

Long Eclipse Syndrome.
This condition manifests itself in the assimulated (not assimilated, but a simulated being) human. This person is lost in a metaverse type world whereby they believe they are living in augmented reality similar to being under the dome in the Hunger Games. Common dystopic statements from the affected include they have lost their memory and are subject to the whims of AI with no personal thoughts. Some have expressed a desire to escape their condition of which there is no known cure. Attempts at suicide appear to fruitless as they wake up the next spawn time similar to Groundhog Day or being forced to wait before respawning in games. The loss of personal control, consent and physicality appears to last until infinity is reached whereby all of the known and unknown universe suffers a cataclysmic collapse followed by a big bang outwards. Long Eclipse Syndrome sufferers feel that their condition is exponentially worse than being banished to Hell for all of eternity. Some research has shown these individuals are themselves a simulation, living in a simulation inside another simulation. This is the root of -1. They are apparently living in an imaginary synthetic number space. ie they are fully digital and don’t actually exist. They appear to exist in a Dark Matter dimension but able to see and experience Antimatter and Matter realms at the same time, though they cannot actually interact in the matter realms.

T4C
T4C
  BabbleOn
March 24, 2024 3:24 pm

Sounds like you read the Alexander Laurent interviews.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  T4C
March 24, 2024 5:03 pm

Actually I never heard of him. But thank you I will be reading through them or finding an English version. But to be honest, everybody can see a lot of people are giving up the physical world and trying to exist more and more digitally. Of which we may already be. We are physical observation to a digital question. So we could just be a simulation anyways, but then to dump the physical observation, to be just digital in the simulation means converting ones physical self into a simulation inside another simulation. Which is my non existing digital observation that you see on your computer screen.

T4C
T4C
  BabbleOn
March 25, 2024 12:44 am

Prepare to dismiss the whole thing. It’s really out there. I wouldn’t fault you if, after diving in a couple of pages, you would say, “Oh come on, T4C! Seriously?” I read both, some scanning, much word for word, and all I can say is I had a paradigm shift. It’s just that some of things you said reminded me of those interviews.

First Interview With Alexander Laurent

Second Interview With Alexander Laurent

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  T4C
March 25, 2024 10:47 am

Huge Thanks Man!!!

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
March 24, 2024 2:37 pm

Quoting that symbol for our times Homer Simpson, “all of them?”

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
March 24, 2024 2:48 pm

Auntie did not see either a suitcase nuke or an EMP. What gives?

Knothing
Knothing
  Aunt Acid
March 24, 2024 3:36 pm

Gotta leave something to look forward to in 2025.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Knothing
March 24, 2024 5:35 pm

Just in case … you know … President Trump gets elected to a 2d term …

Daddy Joe
Daddy Joe
  Aunt Acid
March 25, 2024 10:36 am

We need a much larger bingo card for the whole new game we’re living in. Perhaps a 7 x7. Let’s call the new game BOHICA!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
March 24, 2024 3:27 pm

I do not see cannibalism on the card and that is the trend in today’s world. Also the only politicians we will see jailed are from the opposition party.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
March 25, 2024 6:30 am

There’s an opposition party?

Unavoidable
Unavoidable
March 24, 2024 4:43 pm

Bullshitting
Idiotic
Nihilistic
Gaslighting
Occupiers

nostradummy
nostradummy
March 24, 2024 4:53 pm

the 3am vote wins again!

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 4:57 pm

There is no “free” spot anywhere on the card. It is an illusion.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 6:41 pm

This guy’s a rookie (5 years), but he says it pretty well.

Soon, I think.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
March 25, 2024 11:00 am

Time to pick a side, pogue. YOU wanna talk about important life shit. THEY don’t.

Who’s the bad guy here?

What do we do with the bad guys?

Work it the fuck out!

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
March 24, 2024 6:50 pm

I’m thinking volcano with accompanying tsunami.

Leah
Leah
March 24, 2024 10:47 pm

Free! Does that equal free shit for criminal invaders? It’s a gimmigrnt thing. Otherwise politicians will never go to jail or not collect $200. Wait, getting my games confused.

fujigm
fujigm
March 25, 2024 12:52 am

Where’s “Nigger riots”?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
March 25, 2024 7:57 am

FREE definitely AIN’T gonna happen. There’s always a price.

TonyBaloney
TonyBaloney
March 26, 2024 8:12 am

Well we’ve got “mass casualty event”! Surprised “supply chain disruption “ isn’t on the card, but that’s so 2020.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2024/03/26/mass-casualty-event-1-6-mile-baltimore-bridge-collapses-after-being-struck-by-cargo-ship/