White House Announces Inflation Doing Great If You Hold The Chart Upside Down

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With criticism mounting regarding the rate of inflation and the increased cost of basic necessities, the White House announced that inflation is actually doing great if you just hold the chart upside down.

Though families and small businesses have fought to stay above water in a down economy, the Biden administration notified everyone that the stress caused by looking at the rate of inflation could be easily solved by looking at the chart from the opposite direction.

“Problem solved,” White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said. “We know the American people are very concerned about rising prices on goods and services, but as you can clearly see in this helpful graph when you turn it upside down, the arrow is actually going down. So from that perspective, inflation is actually dropping rapidly. You’re welcome, America.”

Media members who were gathered for the daily press briefing marveled at how quickly the administration had solved the inflation crisis. “President Biden can really work magic,” said one reporter. “Only moments before, that chart looked quite grim, but by offering the simple solution of turning it upside down, it’s obvious that inflation is actually plummeting. Only the Biden administration can provide this type of quick, easy, and effective solution.”

When asked if flipping the chart upside down would actually reduce the price of food for struggling families, Jean-Pierre responded, “No comment” and sprinted out of the room.

At publishing time, the White House had also announced that running video footage of the Ukraine-Russia conflict in reverse actually makes it look like Ukrainian cities are being rebuilt.

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26 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
April 10, 2024 3:33 pm

Inflation is a hidden tax.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
April 10, 2024 11:05 pm

Nothing hidden about it – it’s a right in your face tax.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Aunt Acid
April 11, 2024 10:09 am

Until you get audited. Then it’s a “straight up your ass” tax.

k31
k31
  Anonymous
April 12, 2024 1:22 am

it’s, uhh… not so hidden anymore.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 10, 2024 3:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 10, 2024 10:54 pm

Post office announced the 73 cent postage stamp coming in July. Can Donald Trump reverse this monster inflation?

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
April 10, 2024 11:08 pm

Not sure but he has already LOCKED-FUCKING-DOWN the USSA and is the proud father of “Big, Beautiful Vaxxines.”

In the final analysis it is NOT a money issue.

BTW does anyone know if the new stamp going to feature a coloured person or a tranny?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
April 10, 2024 11:21 pm

I read one of the new stamps will feature Caitlin Clark, the women’s basketball player. Never know the “other” Caitlyn Jenner may be recognized as well in mug along with Donald Trump depicting an escort to any restroom in Trump Tower Caitlyn so wishes to occupy.

k31
k31
  Aunt Acid
April 12, 2024 1:23 am

Oh I agree, it’s not primarily a monetary thing, despite his record deficits and MIC spending. The MIC keeps it in the family.

k31
k31
  Anonymous
April 12, 2024 1:13 am

Trump had his foot on the accelerator his entire presidency.

k31
k31
  Anonymous
April 12, 2024 1:12 am

This clown is barely moderating government shill numbers. Fact check you with what, shill?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 10, 2024 4:46 pm

I’ve only read the beginning of this, but Denninger seems to have dug into the CPI report a bit https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=251106 Key takeaway: “Core, all items less food and energy, was also up 0.4, which annualizes to 4.91%.” Looks like rate cuts may be off the table for many months at least. Biden has sad.

Also “What’s equally-bad if not worse is that car repair and maintenance is up 8.2% over the last year as well “. That’s what Eric Peters was talking about. Between EV repairs and plastic cars, it’s getting expensive.

B_MC
B_MC
April 10, 2024 5:38 pm

“I Cannot Afford To Live”: Americans Get Emotional As The U.S. Economy Goes Off The Rails

Last week, a TikTok user posted an angry rant about the cost of living that’s since been viewed 5 million times on the platform, with tens of thousands of comments and shares.

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“I Cannot Afford To Live”: Americans Get Emotional As The U.S. Economy Goes Off The Rails

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 10, 2024 6:03 pm

I am sure that printing another 61 billion for Ukraine will make inflation go down……

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 10, 2024 11:26 pm

Everybody knows Trump will stop the unnecessary spending.

ROTFL

Tim
Tim
  Anonymous
April 11, 2024 9:27 am

“I love debt. I’m the king of debt.”

Donald Trump

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Tim
April 11, 2024 11:05 am

He’s the king of something. Of that I have no doubt.

Deimos
Deimos
April 10, 2024 7:50 pm

A few days ago she actually called the bridge in Baltimore the “Francis Scott King” bridge. She’s an Ivy League grad don’t you know.

Leah
Leah
April 10, 2024 8:37 pm

Old news but yeah

Walter
Walter
April 10, 2024 9:31 pm

Meh. Relax. The program is not influenced by the likes of you. You’re a freaking speck for heavens sake. You got bup-fucking-kus, sport. Now get back to work and pay your taxes ya piece of crap.

See how it works?

Leah
Leah
  Walter
April 10, 2024 10:29 pm

Do you?

Leah
Leah
April 10, 2024 10:42 pm

Old news too. Doesn’t fit on this post, but should fit anywhere. Targeting does exist. May keep posting. Fuck them.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Leah
April 11, 2024 10:12 am

Targeting does exist.

Thank God that’s a two way street. Stay in your lane, Feds! I see that side eye, glowie. Keep steppin!

Leah
Leah
  The Central Scrutinizer
April 12, 2024 4:52 am

I hope you’re calling him a glowie and not me. If you are calling me one, I will only ask, “Project much?” Apology if I’m misunderstanding.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
April 11, 2024 11:05 am

Looks like The Bee is easing off the throttle a little. They’re back on comfortable ground. They were giving reality a run for it’s money the last month or so.

k31
k31
April 12, 2024 1:15 am

I wonder if this is just reality catching up with the USA that has been exploiting the world since the late 19th century, instead of developing its own resources.