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Oh look the fag downvoter is at it again…
h/t: Woody
Notice she’s not a fat cow either…
The vodka perhaps?
One for Avalon…
And, some surf music to go with the rolling wave sunset pic. Instrumental.
From the 60’s. The Ventures.
everyone now, do the swim and watusi
Love Roxy Music:\\
No bad songs from Roxy.
Fuckin’ 80s rocked didn’t they?
Tubular
Stunning!
I figure if the time comes, I will be in good company.
How to ammo up.
Time for a little break and see what other’s have posted after I top-up my G&T
Will return with more action-gifs in a bit.
Listen to the Ventures above while watching this babe dance. Nice.
me too
She looks shy
Looks more like you are topping up your t&a.
I just wish they would deliver more often.
That’s the great thing about Karma … it’s always working — just not necessarily on our timeline.
Ow!
I maintain a small collection of race engine failures from about 30 years of dirt track. I have 2 of these pistons from back to back failures before I figured out my retainers on one and a valve springs on another were bad. Costly.
But when it came to covid tyranny, the majority of my peers cowardly succumbed and changed to
Freedom is just another word for … doing what your told.
It was so cool at that age.
Heck, at their age I got busted by next door neighbor chickies (a year younger and a year older) for hanging out with the 12 year olds smoking real cigarettes we managed to buy with a forged noted from one of our moms. Great times, though I wish I’d never started tobacco; the only vice I’ve not ever been able to successfully manage.
I actually had a buddy who had permission to smoke, from his parents, inside the house, at age 12. no word of a lie.
vape my friend.
SOH, both parents were heavy smokers, 6 of us kids, none of us smoke.
Each to their own though, I believe in freedom.
Shoot, the machines were everywhere. $.50 a pack
My Mother used to send me to the grocery store in 1961, maybe two, to buy her two packs of Tareytons for 25 cents a piece. No body ever said a word to me as I put 50 cents into the machine…Progressive motherfuckers fixed all that bad shit….
With Big Pharma the cure is always worse than the dis-ease it is supposedly designed to ameliorate ( obligatory fancy word ) . Have you seen the disclaimers / list of possible side effects at the end of those commercials FFS?!?Was it that you could fool most of the people most of the time ?UFB( unfuckingbelievable)?!? (comedic element combined with obligatory lacing of profanity )
decisions, decisions…
Many a true word.
That’s why you take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing. If you only take one, he’ll drink all your beer.
I’ll choose…2nd from the left!
Yeah? Because her mouth is open??
Seriously , we have to choose?
Call middle
Middle of them all.
Off to do some work , back later with some Gif’s
“but you’ll never break, never break, ne-eh-eh-ever break: this heart of stone”
-Mick Jagger
You sure bout that?
I can’t even get my own son to treat me that well.
Asian culture has a deep and abiding respect for the elderly.
In the west now, we pass laws to kill them “humanely.”
We have fallen far.
Are Cambodians asians?
Here in canukistan we pushed our elderly out onto ice flows. But because global warming has drastically reduced our ice flows to the point of serious shortages we can now just take our elderly into the doctors office for them to kill. Socialism, its wonderful.
Why not just force them to watch Montreal Canadians games????
Heart warming to watch that.
oh, snap!
h/t: Knuckledraggin
Or a ‘Kool’ …or a ‘Parliament’ …
A-hahahaha. Rev it!
The answer to fatigue.
Putz.
Didn’t watch til the end.
The ones I saw wouldn’t load with just the engine sound.
The ones I saw were LOL funny. This one ruined at the end.
The white guy is a cuck.
Better luck next time….
In admiration of a good craftsman…
I could do that……just give me 5 yrs internship……10 yrs as a journeyman…….an additional 20 yrs on the job experience……and maybe I could make one after a couple dozen failures along the way….maybe.
We went to a county fair some years ago. There was a glassblower working there. It was so fascinating to watch, I stood there for an hour while the wife wandered around.
Check out any video of Dale Chihuly at work.
I had a go once, let’s just say it didn’t end well.
Man, I love vids of good craftsman showing their work.
No handicap ramp!!! Must have been built by some white guy and not that african guy that built those castles all over europe.
I never have the seat belt issue. Why make things confusing, I never wear a seat belt. Problem solved
Behold the beauty:
Lovely, wholesome girl.
Lovely indeed.
weekly groan for the kid…(say Hi for me, to the Missus, plz.)
Pass.
Indeed you will.
violently.
I hear it’s a shitty place to eat….
big fucking groan…
And….some beauty with a hint of seduction…
I’m a sucker for a soft belly.
…more like a hint of expensive taste.
Beef. It’s what’s on the menu.
Further…
Yeah that’s food for the kind of mammals that have like four stomachs . Is that “sciencey” enough for ya?
LOL !!!
Justly so!
Me: growling in a low, soft, jaguar-like moan…
but, on the flip side…
un affordable
10
I read braille. It says spectacular!
High five! Come on, dude. Don’t leave me hangin’!
After my transition…
Stages of Beauty…
Some won’t be able to see the humor in this one…
That right there is funny, I don’t care who you are.
Laughter is the best medicine!
Ever had your hands tied, but so, too, an incredible need to scratch your nose?
Suds nice find!
Yes, Doll. I’m biting my lip, too. Dayum.
I can’t bite my lips right now cause my tongue is hanging out.
Hey, where’s Bob P today? Can’t believe he’d miss this opportunity…
Optimist: Bob’ll be back. Mrs. P. has some chores for him today and tomorrow. Every man deserves a break from T2T.
Pessimist: The RCMP paid him a visit and confiscated his computer, on the suspicion of being anti-Trudeau and posting unlawful content that falls under Section 16, subcode 11.2 of the articles drafted to combat hate speech in Canada.
The mounties at the lockup where Bob’s behind bars are trying to keep a straight face, but his running commentary has them snickering. The chief blew coffee all over his laptop keyboard after one particularly witty comment about Socks.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean?
Bob!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in leaves?
Russel….
What do you call a man with no arms or legs at your front door?
Matt
No arms; no legs, but likes to water ski?
Skip.
Of course.
Guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?
Art
No arms or legs in a hole… Phil.
Peace, L.
Bob missed his anniversary. So for her birthday his wife said she better find something in the driveway that goes 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. On her birthday inbthe driveway she found a bathroom scale. Bob hasn’t been seen since.
No, not a good vanity plate for a young, good looking chickee.
6 to 8 D cells, me thinks.
And your father was coal black. Explain that.
And she was closely being followed by someone with the license plate “4NICK8R”
Hare Krshna! Really???
That’s why you can’t hurt my feelings. Dad made me hold the flashlight.
I’d like to play Connect the Dots for $100, Pat. Vanna?
If you had scissors that only worked once……….
or twice with your teeth.
Wow!
Gorgeous
Uh…..,well
When the mission is to get rid of the cat, collateral damage is to be expected.
A Glimpse From The Side…
Another repeat from earlier in the week, but, this is just a good picture.
Yes, yes it is.
A downvote? Really I despair of some people.
Woody, I need to borrow this one and put it here. Thanks.
Fensler Films did a bunch of mash up parody GI Joe PSAs
from the real ones shown on Sat. mornings..
Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Pretty sure I’m in the second group….
Dang straight!
Irish had this hottie up earlier in the week.
Hello Red.
Take me for a ride, will ya?
Wear it often, Mark.
Forget the shovel.
A shower curtain, a drive to the nearest city, and a dumpster will save your back.
Too many camera’s around, bro.
The 3 S’s rule
Shoot
Shovel
Shut the fuck up
I’ll take that under advisement.
Kind of corny, but…animals see things humans don’t sometimes. Right?
Yeah. I know. It’s A.I. generated. I got it. Still. I like it.
I sure hope I didn’t impregnate anyone in my wild youthful days.
Admirable craftsmanship-II
Outstanding.
Looks like The Hogan Bridge at Augusta
Agreed.
Arteest, it appears Bob P’s habitual negger has turned their crosshairs upon you, in his absence.
Like you said earlier, some people are just miserable. Re: The Masters, how about Scottie, eh? ‘kin unflappable confidence. Top of his game right now. Solid.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
It gives me great joy to know I live rent free in some little nobody twat’s
head to the point they spend a whole day of their shallow, useless life downvoting funny stuff. My smile gets broader with every one!
Life is good when you can piss off a miserably cat lady Karen equivalent with zero effort.
LOLOLLL!
Will still be standing in a hundred years.
Missed it by ….that much.
Sorry about that chief.
Stupid is as stupid does.
could you imagine … you know… with her… and she starts doing that… i’m feeling nauseous just thinking about it.
That’s my kinda girl
The message:
If animals instinctively work together and go on the attack, to protect their young in the presence of a poisonous, evil threat, then et tu? white man?
Wakey wakey
Fearing punishment isn’t enough … actually severely punishing them all is what’s needed …
Just to vote moar harderer
publicly.
I think there’s supposed to be 9 loops.
What? They never heard of a mongoose?
cobra….
Sweetness
Great profile, and lovely, long hair. Like!
Travis Pastrana.
First Quint ever landed.
OMG those guys are incredible.