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Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 7:55 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 3:04 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 4:00 am

It could always be worse, chin up as my dad would say!

Bauls
Bauls
  Tigger
April 20, 2024 11:46 am

Sweet, earl is my friend!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 19, 2024 7:55 am

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Truth and Liberty
Truth and Liberty
  YourAverageJoe
April 20, 2024 7:10 am

NO worries, we’ll have to face russia sooner rather than later anyway. Ukraine is just a temporary stop-gap.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Truth and Liberty
April 20, 2024 1:19 pm

Our rulers have been planning that for awhile now. Goal: eliminate the too smart, un co-operative hwyts.

Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 7:55 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
April 19, 2024 3:04 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 4:01 am

I remember these!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
April 19, 2024 5:28 pm

So the 60s were what then?

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 7:55 am

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Truth and Liberty
Truth and Liberty
  Tigger
April 20, 2024 7:12 am

Thigh highs always get me…. Schwaang!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 19, 2024 7:55 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
April 19, 2024 4:38 pm

No pallbearers. His ass got cremated.

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 7:56 am

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Suds
Suds
April 19, 2024 7:56 am

One for trad Euro heritage white women…{traditionalist, for the slow}

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
April 19, 2024 3:06 pm

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Wingman
Wingman
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 4:20 pm

sweet.
Hey. Good Luck in the playoffs this year bruh.
I’ll be watching both the Avs and the Bolts.
Anybody but Marchand.
Or Vegas.
Back to back is tough to accomplish. Not many teams did it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Wingman
April 19, 2024 5:11 pm

Many thanks.
The Avs have goaltending problems.
If that doesn’t change, we’ll be out quick.
But we do have the likely Hart trophy and
Norris tropghy winners, so there’s always a chance.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 6:17 pm

Kucherov wins Art Ross Trophy with 144 points.. Mat still get the Hart.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 19, 2024 7:23 pm

Vegas books thinks so.
Makar the likely Norris winner.

a9racer
a9racer
  Wingman
April 20, 2024 9:06 am

Guys, I hope nobody gets injured on your teams these playoffs. I also hope y’all don’t win a game. This is the year we mow the Knights down.
Go Stars!

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 9:14 pm

Can I pull that wedgie out with my teeth?

H2O
H2O
  Suds
April 19, 2024 8:19 pm

white chic – ok
black sun – not so much.

Truth and Liberty
Truth and Liberty
  Suds
April 20, 2024 7:13 am

Not like the fat asses with purple hair, we have to deal with today.

And who the fuck is this down voter? Fucking faggot lib cuck?

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 7:56 am

Isetta?

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Bruce
Bruce
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 1:33 pm

That would make the commute a whole lot of fun!!

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 7:57 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 3:07 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 4:02 am

Yes indeed!

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 7:57 am

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Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
  Tigger
April 20, 2024 2:02 pm

So, a weekend supply.

Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 7:58 am

Well, obviously something went wrong here which is…
. . . PERFECT for a personal Friday fail.

FRIDAY FAIL

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 7:58 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 9:50 am

Thas a heart shaped ass. A symbol of love.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
April 19, 2024 2:00 pm

I heard the expression ‘heart-shaped ass’ from a girl I was seeing in 1963 … I got mononucleosis from her — she also gave it to half the guys on the West Side … but she was so worth it.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anthony Aaron
April 20, 2024 2:07 am

That’s OK.
You only get mono once.

Suds
Suds
April 19, 2024 7:58 am

Be like a child. Stop grumbling, and embrace the rain. It fuels growth.

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
April 19, 2024 3:08 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 4:22 pm

If those were really Bucky’s chops, I can see why Mom’d give him a pacifier and not let him breast feed.
Funny prop.

Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 4:04 am

chuckled over this one. I am a bad person.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 20, 2024 4:03 am

Fun gene!

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 7:59 am

sound advice 2

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 12:36 pm

So, how rockin’ is the night life in downtown Guelph-Eramose on a Saturday niggt?

Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 7:59 am

THIS IS AN ANTI-FAIL.
We need more policewomen like this one…
(But I cannot post texts and pix in same comment, so she’s below.)

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
April 19, 2024 7:59 am

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Dano S.
Dano S.
  Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:22 am

So? Isn’t that her job? Shooting a knife wielder that wasn’t even attacking her is no big deal. Hardly heroic.

Student of History
Student of History
  Dano S.
April 19, 2024 8:28 am

Here where I live we have diversity hire female cops too. They go through 3 years of “police high school” before possibly getting hired by a city, town or village. Often the go to University to get a degree in social work before applying for a police job. Most refer to them as “heste hale politi” or in English as “Horse tail police.”

Wish we had ones like her above here. We need that.

Texas Red
Texas Red
  Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:14 pm

You go girl!

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 7:59 am

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David
David
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 4:29 pm

Note to self: Buy bigger books

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:00 am

For sure!

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 3:09 pm

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Suds
Suds
April 19, 2024 8:00 am

Great.
Now do Schumer or Schiff.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
April 19, 2024 2:03 pm

Why … that looks like one of them — what do they call them? — Insurrections …

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Anthony Aaron
April 19, 2024 3:00 pm

Oh My!

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:01 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 5:13 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 4:07 am

Very good!

Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:01 am

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Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:01 am

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Suds
Suds
April 19, 2024 8:01 am

blast from the past…pun intended.

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
April 19, 2024 2:03 pm

Back in the day, it wasn’t made in china …

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Anthony Aaron
April 19, 2024 3:01 pm

But it might have been “Made in Japan”.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
April 19, 2024 3:15 pm
Suds
Suds
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 4:26 pm

Can you imagine stumbling across a dusty old boxed set of that in an old attic or barn find?
Rare collectible, surely.

Suds
Suds
  Suds
April 19, 2024 4:26 pm

.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Anthony Aaron
April 22, 2024 1:56 am

Damn straight!

H2O
H2O
  Suds
April 19, 2024 8:30 pm

nope.
70’s summer days I had the Green Avenger squirt gun, made in the USA.
It was a green handheld thing, fit like a pair of brass knuckles and the trigger/pump was activated by squeezing your palm.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 20, 2024 4:08 am

These and pea shooters, a lot of fun.

Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:01 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
April 19, 2024 5:14 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
April 19, 2024 5:33 pm

Need a Big Mac10 to go with those. (Yes, wrong caliber)

Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:02 am

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fujigm
fujigm
  Student of History
April 20, 2024 2:15 am

Step aside.
I’ll handle this.
(No heart to break.)
Some of us are men without shame.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
April 21, 2024 3:48 am

Yeah, some of us noticed that back in high school.

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:02 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:02 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
April 19, 2024 11:09 am

I love lamp.

Student of History
Student of History
  Anonymous
April 19, 2024 1:17 pm

Proven by your bright (and positive) outlook.
👍🏻

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 20, 2024 4:18 am

Do you really love lamp, or are you just saying it?

Bauls
Bauls
  Anonymous
April 20, 2024 12:05 pm

Who couldn’t love lamp?

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:02 am

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Lostokie
Lostokie
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 11:47 am

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Suds
Suds
April 19, 2024 8:02 am

nice smile.

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Suds
April 19, 2024 8:20 am

Beware…….she’s a Christian.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
April 19, 2024 1:13 pm

What was your first clue besides the cross? Was it the smile that radiates joy or the fact that she is fully clothed? I’ve seen plenty of pics where the girls are wearing crosses, but the lack of modesty tells me it’s just jewelry to them.

The Mechanic
The Mechanic
  Anonymous
April 19, 2024 2:09 pm

Easy does it, NoName. Your Holier Than Thou is showing.
Issuing DV’s on some modestly suggestive memes & comments here.
Far raunchier stuff by some others gets a free pass though.
So, the double standards & selective disapproval is a tell, too.
If you don’t like the pin up calendars in the mechanic’s garage, go back into the customer lounge, or catch an Uber back home, and you can come back when your problem has been fixed.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  The Mechanic
April 19, 2024 5:44 pm

Some ppl are soooo easy to trigger it’s sad.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Muscledawg
April 19, 2024 7:29 pm

Beware of what?
Her commitment to you in marriage?
Her desire for children with you?
Her beauty?
Her clearly cheerful disposition?
Or the perfect healthy body.
Believing in Christ isn’t a liability for me. I have been married to a woman
for 40 years who looks remarkably her even now and we eagerly attend church every Sunday.
You didn’t say, “Beware….she’s white.”

Texas Red
Texas Red
  Muscledawg
April 19, 2024 8:21 pm

So is my wife and she’s the greatest woman I have ever known next to my Christian grandmother.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Red
April 19, 2024 8:32 pm

We are lucky men, Tex.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 20, 2024 4:11 am

Pretty!

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:03 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 3:19 pm
Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:03 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:03 am

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Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:03 am

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Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:04 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 5:15 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 4:13 am

Harsh,but probably true!

Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:04 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
April 19, 2024 3:23 pm

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Truth and Liberty
Truth and Liberty
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 7:22 am

Jesus, can’t imagine what their spawn will look like.

Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:04 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
April 19, 2024 11:11 am

That’s a smart bear.

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:05 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 5:37 pm

Definitely don’t try it with tulips. Tulips belong on an organ.

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
April 20, 2024 2:22 am

Fuck that.
Stuff a thorny rose up horrible people’s asses.
And call them a vase.

Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:05 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
April 19, 2024 3:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 8:18 pm

HAHAHA!
For the non-gun folks here, both of
those calibers are considered faggy light old rounds by old riflemen like me. I do like the .270 caliber, but the Creedmore is a trendy Joke. Clearly too obscure a reference . I’ve killed dozens of medium sized ungulates and 2 big ones(elk with a properly weighted bullet)and hundreds of coyotes with my .243 Winchester, which is a better choice than the Creedmore. No need for the Creedmore but it became laughably trendy. Like transgenderism.
Apologies.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Anonymous
April 19, 2024 11:07 pm

I’ve knocked down moose with my .270 I quite like it.

Diogenes' Dung
Diogenes' Dung
  anon a moos
April 20, 2024 12:37 pm

So, the recoil tipped you over?

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Diogenes' Dung
April 20, 2024 10:42 pm

Recoil!?!? WAT!! are you stoopid… You run up on them and with the muzzle end give them a big push… over they go… duh!!

Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:05 am

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pauiel
pauiel
April 19, 2024 8:05 am

Finally it’s Friday!

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Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:05 am

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Suds
Suds
April 19, 2024 8:06 am

A contrast. Miraculously precious vs. maliciously ridiculous.

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
April 19, 2024 3:26 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:06 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
April 20, 2024 4:17 am

Naught ,but very funny!

Bauls
Bauls
  Tigger
April 20, 2024 12:15 pm

Well possibly it could be ribbed for her pleasure

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:06 am

I managed to do this once and yes it’s a fail.

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 12:39 pm

Sorry, I don’t speak invader dialect.

fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
April 20, 2024 2:26 am

But the picture is worth 1000 words!
In Spanish…

Tigger
Tigger
  YourAverageJoe
April 20, 2024 4:19 am

YAJ ,a picture is worth a thousand words, but know what you’re saying.

Suds
Suds
April 19, 2024 8:06 am

N.A.-II

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Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:07 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:29 am

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Doofus2
Doofus2
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 9:15 am

springs on outhouse doors, it’s a thing

Bruce
Bruce
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 1:43 pm

I foresee intense shrinkage.

Suds
Suds
April 19, 2024 8:08 am

dripping with sarcasm…sweet dreams…right.

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  Suds
April 21, 2024 10:50 am

If you’re counting fishing boats…

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:08 am

Feminism, a success story all around! apologies to the ladies but it’s true.

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 3:36 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 4:34 pm

nacho Sarah, not my Sarah, not any intelligent man’s Sarah.
Beattie-eyed skank might get kilt by a migrant while her beta male has to watch, with no piece to defend himself or her nowadays.
Her ignorance is projected w/ that one comment.
The stupid, it burns.

Ed
Ed
  Suds
April 19, 2024 10:27 pm

Ahem…I think you misspelled “beady-eyed”.

Suds
Suds
  Ed
April 20, 2024 1:00 am

check out her name, Edward.

Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:08 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 19, 2024 8:08 am

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Truth and Liberty
Truth and Liberty
  Student of History
April 20, 2024 7:28 am

Andorian is the hottest!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Truth and Liberty
April 20, 2024 4:54 pm

Where is the Orion?

Susan Oliver was SA-MOKIN’!

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Suds
Suds
April 19, 2024 8:09 am

a VERY cool video. Kudos, young man, and your Dad for rigging it up. Bravo.

Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  Suds
April 19, 2024 8:59 am

tarzan!!!!!!

Bruce
Bruce
  Fred Derf
April 19, 2024 1:46 pm

He is going to be a circus performer or Navy Seal.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bruce
April 19, 2024 3:38 pm

His older brother rigged this up a few years from now.
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H2O
H2O
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 8:45 pm

speaking of Bob … haven’t seen a Bob P comment … hope he wasn’t visiting the guys at WRSA.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bruce
April 19, 2024 3:39 pm

His older brother rigged this up for him a few years from now…
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Vere Avem
Vere Avem
  Bruce
April 20, 2024 7:12 pm

Or a contestant on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!

Tigger
Tigger
April 19, 2024 8:09 am

True?

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 9:28 am

Well…son of a bitch. Just print more money and we can fund the other 11 also!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Muscledawg
April 19, 2024 3:43 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Tigger
April 19, 2024 5:42 pm

And the CIA is provoking 113 of them.