Newly Sworn-In ACB Immediately Orders All Nation’s Women To Wear Handmaid’s Outfit

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After being sworn in as a Supreme Court justice, Amy Coney Barrett immediately issued a decree that all women are to wear red handmaid’s outfits for the rest of their lives.

“Execute papal order 66,” she said, her eyes glowing red. “Implement the theocratic state.”

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Ask Ann Anything! ACB Edition

Guest Post by Ann Coulter

Ask Ann Anything! ACB Edition

With the Amy Coney Barrett hearings in full swing this week, my mailbox has been overflowing with questions from absolutely no readers! Here, I will deliver the answers that no one asked for.

Q: How can you say it’s fair to fill the seat of a constitutional giant like Ruth Bader Ginsburg with this far-right, anti-choice, conservative woman?

A: You’re right, RBG had patience, will — and almost no black law clerks. One (1) black law clerk out of 160, to be precise. To borrow from my journalist colleagues, “Are you a white supremacist?”

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Dems Criticize ACB For Constantly Interrupting Their Campaign Speeches

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have blasted Amy Coney Barrett for showing up to a Senate hearing concerning her nomination to the Supreme Court and constantly responding to their questions instead of letting them give their campaign speeches for political clout.

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Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amy Coney Barrett has eloquently defended herself through the Senate confirmation hearings this morning. But as Dems grew increasingly vicious, she was forced to turn to desperate measures.

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Will Justice Amy Star in ‘The Five’?

Guest Post by Pat Buchanan

Will Justice Amy Star in 'The Five'?

America’s court wars, in which the coming battle over Barrett’s nomination may prove decisive, go back half a century.

By nominating Federal Judge Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court, Donald Trump kept his word, and more than that.

Should she be confirmed, he will have made history.

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Boston University Prof Denounces Barrett As “White Colonizer” For Adopting Two Haitian Children

Authored by Jonathan Turley,

It appears that Judge Amy Coney Barrett has gone from a “cult member” for being a devout Catholic to a possible “white colonizer” for adopting two Haitian children.  Where most of us saw a loving interracial family at the White House ceremony on Saturday,  Ibram X. Kendi, the new director of the Center for Antiracist Research at Boston University, saw a possible case of effective baby snatching by “White colonizers.”

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Amy Coney Barrett Holds Press Conference In Handmaid’s Tale Costume Just To Mess With Liberals

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortlisted for Trump’s Supreme Court appointment, Judge Amy Coney Barrett held a press conference today where she wore a Handmaid’s Tale costume just to freak the Left out.

Barrett walked out in the red cloak and white bonnet, causing most of the reporters gathered to pass out instantly.

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Last Best Chance to Capture Supreme Court

Guest Post by Pat Buchanan

Last Best Chance to Capture Supreme Court

Are there Republicans who would really walk away from this last, best chance to secure the court, simply because the process offends their sense of proper procedure? This may be a hard vote for Murkowski, Collins and a few other Republicans. But to vote down a qualified conservative nominee, on the eve of a presidential election, would amount to a crippling blow to their party and to their reputations within that party.

President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell are on the cusp of making history.

With Trump having named two justices to the U.S. Supreme Court, Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh, they have an opening to elevate a third justice to fill the seat of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, thereby securing the constitutionalism of the court for a generation.

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