Via The Babylon Bee
LOS ANGELES, CA—Beto O’Rourke came under fire for his attack on religious liberty at the LGBTQ+++ town hall last night.
But O’Rourke stuck to his guns—metaphorical guns, of course—and fired right back (again, only in metaphor).
“See, this is the problem with this country,” he said. “You propose taking away guns, curbing free speech, and taxing people for their religious beliefs, and people immediately jump to that old, archaic, so-called ‘Bill of Rights.'” At this moment, he used finger quotes. “That’s why, when I am president [this got some chuckles], my first action in office will be to rename the Bill of Rights the Bill of Wrongs.”
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