Thousands Of Panicked Terrorists Surrender As Trump Deploys Jack Wilson To Middle East

Via The Babylon Bee

WORLD—Terrorists and other enemies of America, including China, North Korea, and California, all agreed to lay down their arms as Jack Wilson was deployed abroad.

After Wilson, the hero of the recent Texas church shooting, was named the leader of America’s military operations abroad, terrorists immediately surrendered, knowing they had very little chance. Wilson was airdropped in behind enemy lines but didn’t need to fire a single shot.

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