WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

We’ve got it all today – shit, piss, hoverrounds, butt crack and the FBI. Enjoy.

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In 2015, all shopping in Walmart will be done on bicycles. 2016? Hoverboards. We hope you all nice got nice and toasted last night with your best buds!

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I can’t publicly come out and support murder, but I can say he may be on to something. Food for thought.

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Snow? Ice? Freezing temperatures? Nothing can bring down Hulk Hogan!

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What?!?! That’s the most gangster skullet I’ve ever seen! Business in the front, let off a few rounds into your crew in the back…ya heard!

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I’m pretty sure we just found the cover of your Valentine’s Day card. You’re welcome everyone. Peace, love & Walmart everybody.

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If Willy The Pimp had been born a woman, I feel like the pimp of all pimps would look something like this debonaire woman.

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You ever put some headphones on and forget others can still hear your fart? I feel like this is the ultimate encapsulation of when that happens.

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What the literal f*ck is going on here? You just gonna piss all over the place like it’s cool with everyone? I hope you get a splinter in your coochie.

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My thought, this guy is probably actually the world’s best undercover spy. Nobody would suspect him at all. The best disguise is blending in right in front of everyone.

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I can’t tell if you love rodeos, football, clowns or what. My guess is you just ram it all into being a big NASCAR fan because that just seems like it’s right up your strange alley.

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We hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas holiday. Now you can all stop eating and drinking to excess for a whole 3 days to prepare for New Years.

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Great, you just had to wear the pink and white bra. Cause I need to feel like even less of a man when you pick me up and suplex me over my car she-beast.

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The screen from the bench really gives it an artsy Instagram like filter to his plumbers crack. Doesn’t make it any less gross, just more artsy.

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ambika
ambika
January 3, 2015 9:07 am

Pass the barf bag, more proof I need to be grateful there are no walmarts in my back yard yet.

EC
EC
January 3, 2015 3:00 pm

Makes me want to buy an old RV so I can go vacation at Wally World’s doorstep.
You got to love the civic minded people who hold voter registrations at Walmart.

Maggie
Maggie
January 4, 2015 3:38 pm

Just wondering if anyone has any idea why this man posed for this?

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EC
EC
January 4, 2015 4:13 pm

That’s Smokey.

TE
TE
January 4, 2015 10:28 pm

@Ghost, um, mental illness?

Inflated sense of self-sexiness?

Extra rubber/latex left over after fashioning his boots?

I give up.

Can you imagine what the average citizen of any other country with internet access must believe of us?

We are going to get NO help when the storm blows through. None.

And can we blame the world? I can’t. Between outsourcing our laws and killing others, added to this, whom would help?

EC
EC
January 4, 2015 11:08 pm

Maggie, this is POW not freak of the week. Admin posted that pic and more of Smokey acting stupid. Be sure to look up Admin’s requiem for Smokey in search.