A CONFEDERACY OF FOOLS

Once again, thank you Millennials and Mexicans! You’re a confederacy of dunces.

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sensetti
sensetti
February 23, 2014 11:33 pm

Clam take a couple days off, reflect, pull yourself together, then go get another job. Who knows you might even find a better one, turn adversity into opportunity.

llpoh
llpoh
February 23, 2014 11:33 pm

Prisoner – what type of business are you in? I am in manufacturing. Joy to me.

There are always employees that love to stir up other employees, and get them into trouble. They are a cancer to a business.

bb
bb
February 23, 2014 11:38 pm

S S ,try not to worry about losing your job but there is wisdom in what Lipoh is saying.Think about it.

llpoh
llpoh
February 23, 2014 11:47 pm

To all of you who have not supported Clammy’s advocacy of my violent death, I thank you. Really.

I do not wish her any ill will whatsoever. I do believe that if she would but listen she would escape the vicious cycle she is in.

PrisonerofZelda
PrisonerofZelda
February 23, 2014 11:50 pm

LLPOH
Surgery centers, large single specialty group , medical property management. I was brainwashed as a younger man into thinking women were easier to manage than men. My god was I mistaken! More bullshit than anyone should have to deal with in 10 lifetimes. I long for the days when men were the primary bread winner!

Thinker
Thinker
February 23, 2014 11:55 pm

Punk, LMAO… I seriously need to borrow that one sometime.

I’ve often said everyone needs to get fired at least once. It’s a tremendous opportunity to really think about what you want to do for a living and how best to accomplish that. The wise ones do some soul-searching and correct their mistakes.

In the meantime, SS is understandably upset and surely doesn’t mean anything she’s said here. After all, some future employer will easily be able to find these diatribes by Googling her name, since she doesn’t post under a pseudonym. And then they’ll see not only that she thought that being respected by co-workers was more important than doing what her employer asked her to do, but also that she doesn’t believe hard work, honesty and integrity have any place in today’s world. To the point where she feels it’s appropriate to tell people who offer wise advice to “put a bullet in their head.” Can you imagine an interviewer asking, “why did you get fired?”

There are victims who blame every misfortune on others and then there are those who bring it on themselves.

El Coyote
El Coyote
February 24, 2014 12:03 am

You’re right, Doc, I had totally forgotten I voted for Obie. I must have, there’s proof of me three rows deep in front of the guy. Unless this is a photo shopped frame up.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
February 24, 2014 12:07 am

Llpoh- I truly wish ill will against you. I hope you die. I think you are a piece of shit.. You are so arrogant and get sick gratification from other peoples misery. I really hope you suffer. You have shown your true colors. You are horrible.

PrisonerofZelda
PrisonerofZelda
February 24, 2014 12:14 am

LLPOH
I have seen many of your posts in the past, and I understand that you grasp the central tenants of capitalism. I cannot tell you the number of hours I have spent trying to explain to employees that the SOLE purpose of any enterprise is to return capital to the investors . Providing jobs is a positive offshoot of successful enterprise . Capitalism 101!

El Coyote
El Coyote
February 24, 2014 12:21 am

Stephanie Shepard says:

“Llpoh- I truly wish ill will against you. I hope you die. I think you are a piece of shit.. You are so arrogant and get sick gratification from other peoples misery. I really hope you suffer. You have shown your true colors. You are horrible.”

Dang, Clammy is like the 999,999th person to wish LLPOH bad things. It must be a trend of some sort, like a sea fog descending on the nation. It couldn’t be LLPOH. The guy is all heart. Clammy exposed herself and everybody yawned. Didn’t anyone ever tell her, it’s not the strip – it’s the tease?
Grow up, Steph. If you had paid attention to LLPOH initially, you would not be here now. Repeat the following slowly, it may be new to hear this coming from your own lips – It…Is…My…Fault.

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 24, 2014 12:23 am

Prisoner – people want business to be protector and guardian. That is not its purpose. It is just as you say.

Punk in Drublic
Punk in Drublic
February 24, 2014 12:24 am

Thinker,
You’d be hard pressed to find me with Google, up until last year I didn’t appear in the first page or two of results. My girlfriend is an old friend from elementary school and high school who moved back to Maine a couple years ago. She had searched the net for me and couldn’t even find a picture. She ran into my dad and told him to tell me to make a Facebook account and get a hold of her. I did and haven’t used it since. Now she’s got me on her page.

Another thing Millennials will have to learn. Control your internet presence.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
February 24, 2014 12:30 am

I really don’t care.If you get gratification from others suffering. Die. This goes for Llpoh and AWD.You can fucking die. You are pieces of shit. You like to drone on about the Federal Reserve and how thing are rough, then condemn other people. Fuck you. die. I will celebrate your death. You deserve it.

S S, you will write "I will be nice to Llpoh" 1000 times
S S, you will write "I will be nice to Llpoh" 1000 times
February 24, 2014 12:30 am

Llpoh- – I truly wish good will for you. I hope you don’t die. I think you are not a piece of shit.. You aren’t arrogant and you don’t get sick gratification from other people’s misery. I really hope you never suffer. You have shown your true colors. You are far from being horrible. x 1000 = repentance.

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 24, 2014 12:32 am

Clammy – I challenge you to point out one point I made that shows I am happy about your plight. I have stated quite the opposite several times.

Your situation is your own fault. You have reaped what you have sown.

Many are giving good advice. Coyote is the latest. It all starts with recognizing what is real – you fucked up. Learn from it and move on.

But you have shown no willingness ever to accept any responsibility with what happens to you. Quite the contrary.

I speak from experience. I was born into disadvantage. I refused to accept that what befalls me is someone else’s fault. It is an attitude that has paid dividends in all parts of my life.

Do yourself a favor. When bad things happen to you, assume you could have prevented them by having acted differently, figure out what a better course would have been, and do not repeat the mistake.

It will change your life. Up to you.

I will never buy what you are peddling.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
February 24, 2014 12:33 am

Thinker- It is easy to goggle and I still mean it.

Llpoh- Die you fucking egotisitcal bastard. I hope you fucking suffer and suffer more. You deserve the worst in life and I hope to witness you receive it.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
February 24, 2014 12:34 am

Llpoh- DO me a favor and fucking die.

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 24, 2014 12:48 am

Damn, that is funny. She must truly love me. No one protests that much who is not truly smitten.

Clammy, I am spoken for, so stop begging. Not that I would ever let my standards fall to your level.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 24, 2014 12:56 am

Llpoh – Damn, clammy loses another job. Hard to believe, what with the great attitude she has.

Stephanie Shepard – Llpoh- Seriously, fuck you.
– llpoh- Fuck you. I could not say it enough.
– Llpoh- Put a bullet in your head.
– Llpoh- Die you fucking egotisitcal bastard.
– Llpoh- DO me a favor and fucking die.

“When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a bitch.”
― Bette Davis

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
February 24, 2014 1:00 am

Llpoh- It is no joke and I am not smitten. I wish to hear some day you are broke and died alone.

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 24, 2014 1:30 am

She wants me, she wants me bad. But I do not need a dose of the clap, so I think I will pass.

Clammy – do you really think I give one shit about what you think? You have no honor or integrity and are of poor character. You are thick as a brick. Too bad for you.

But look on the bright side, maybe you can sellyour ass for a few bucks. Must be a couple guys left that do not know what a disease riddled skank you are, or who would be willing to chance it.

You are really pathetic. I am almost feeling sorry for you. Except I save that emotion for folksthat deserve it. You got what you had coming for being a dumbass too stupid to understand you do not give your bosses ultimatums. So not pity tears will I cry for you.

While you are blowing your next john,I will be sipping on some fine scotch in the bossom of my family.

You thinkwhat you say bothers me? Really? That is record setting stupid, evenfor you.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 24, 2014 2:27 am

Anything happen while I was gone?

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 24, 2014 3:17 am

Gayle said:
Talking about minnies…….
” They are desirous of more government control and more collectivist policies, for they are attracted to the idea that everyone should be taken care of for the sake of the greater good.”

This is why I believe that so many of them are EXACTLY like their boomer parents. Had the gravy train kept rolling for another generation they would have been “Boomers x 1000”! Boomers on steroids! They would have made the boomers look like fucking minimalists. And they would have been proud of it.
I_S

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 24, 2014 3:38 am

I thought clammy announced a month or two ago that she was no longer working for Olive Garden or even working as a server? More lies I suppose or I’m just mistaken.

Jeebuz clammy! You are some piece of work! Your job as an employee is to do your job and make your bosses job easier. If you are not appreciated for that then move the fuck on to someplace where you are.

Who gives a single flying fuck if your minnie co-workers respect you more than their bosses? Seriously, who gives a fuck? Were you being paid to be respected by them?

Methinks you are posting tonight while drunk. If not then really are one of the dumbest, most ignorant motherfuckers I know. A person might get through life being stupid. A person might get through life being ignorant and a person might get through life being arrogant but possessing all three of these traits simultaneously is the trifecta of doom as far a success goes. It sounds like you believe you are better than your bosses so what the hell is holding you back from finding a place or an opportunity to prove exactly that? It seems you’ve identified the problem. Go solve it!

Sleep off the alcohol, bid TBP farewell and get your fucking life together……..for your own good. Come back and rub our noses in it when you do.
I_S

Leobeer
Leobeer
February 24, 2014 5:51 am

I_S,

I too thought Clammy lost her job at OG about 2 months ago. The lying bitch can’t even keep her stories straight.

Exactly why did she have the respect of her co-workers? My guess is she was probably blowing them during their breaks.

Donna
Donna
February 24, 2014 6:42 am

Well spoken and spot on.Dr. Ben Carson was as well .He was harassed intimidated, as his friends and family by the CIA,FBI,IRS This is what tyrants and dictators do.Mr Vaclave does not need to worry about that ,but does now need to worry about being droned or put on B O assignation list.As B O said “I’m good at killing”

Stucky
Stucky
February 24, 2014 8:43 am

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Says Clammy to llpoh —- “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.”

llpoh, I think Clams wants to have sex with you.

Her managers had no choice but to fire her. The Final Straw was when even the Vegetables turned against her.
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El Coyote
El Coyote
February 24, 2014 8:59 am

Bento salads at the Olive? No wonder they fired her, I want the bottomless salads.

Stucky
Stucky
February 24, 2014 9:09 am

When Clammy prepares a salad for that rat bastard, llpoh
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Bullock
Bullock
February 24, 2014 9:09 am

I hope not too many of our young people are like our dear Clammy or we are truly fucked.

Poor girl has a lot to learn, and not taking constructive criticism from people older and wiser is a sure recipe for disaster. Trust me, I learned the hard way.

I have had the privileged of being an employer for over 20 years and when I get “The Clammy” type employee I nip it in the bud before I have to really fix the damage they can do.

Don’t worry what your fellow employees think, it’s the boss that matters. And 9 times out of 10 they are the boss because they earned it and know what they are doing.

Clammy, I wish you the best in the future, but you MUST change that attitude or life will be a living hell. Only saying that from first hand experience. And if you want to call the shots and make the decisions start your own business. Good Luck.

Stucky
Stucky
February 24, 2014 9:52 am

Clam El Toe’s Next Job Interview

Interviewer: Thank you for coming in, but you’re 30 minutes late. How come?

Angry Clam: FUCK YOU!! I left home an hour early but some Boomer gave me the finger and I had to follow him to work to tell him I hate him, his wife, and his children.

Interviewer: Awesome! We like our Salad Preparers to not take any shit from anybody. Especially those damn customers. Speaking of customers, how do get along with them?

Angry Clam: FUCK THEM!! No one EVER appreciates how difficult it is to properly arrange lettuce and carrots.

Interviewer: Cool. How do you get along with Management?

Angry Clam: FUCK THEM!! I’ve NEVER known one that could find his asshole with two hands. And judging by your questions, that includes you.

Interviewer: I’m sorry. I’ll try harder. How do you get along with co-workers?

Angry Clam: THEY LOVE ME, you dumbass!!

Interviewer: Why?

Angry Clam: I will open their eyes. Show them the truth. That they are depressed because they are oppressed by EVIL owners. I will organize them and unite them to fuck over the dumbass owners who own this joint.

Interviewer: Wonderful! We need outside-the-box thinkers like yourself. Can you both prepare salads and serve them?

Angry Clam: FUCK NO!! I’ll do ONE thing and one thing ONLY!!

Interviewer: Ahhhh. A Specialist!

Angry Clam: GODDAMN RIGHT!! Do you have any fuckin idea how hard it is to get lettuce and carrots to cooperate??

Interviewer: You did mention it. You sound exactly like the kind of employee this joint needs. Just one more thing.

Angry Clam: GODDAMMIT … WHAT?

Interviewer: You need to Blow Me.

Angry Clam: No problem. Whip it out …..

Billy
Billy
February 24, 2014 12:04 pm

Aww man!!

I leave for a while and everything blows the hell up… I always miss the fun.

Peaceout
Peaceout
February 24, 2014 12:47 pm

Clam Toe’s next interview, that was some funny shit Stucky! Clam needs to get back on her meds.

TeresaE
TeresaE
February 24, 2014 1:14 pm

A Confederacy of Dunces, my how I’ve loved that book. The universe must be telling me to read it again,this is the second thing in a week to point me that way.

Spending the past few weeks dealing with dad and his health has me walking around scratching my head in awe of stupidity.

ALL the people taking care, and surrounding, him, are government regulated, licensed, and mainly degreed. The amount of idiocy produced by the TRAINED AND EDUCATED very nearly reaches the end of my knowledge of coping mechanisms to deal with it.

As for ‘Bammy, we, the fools, voted for the ultimate fool. The one that promises whatever needed and delivers tyranny and destruction with the consent of the majority.

Meanwhile, it seems, our youth is actively destroying what little opportunities they have. Stephanie, you aren’t the only one, I have nieces and nephews that are in the same boat.

I realize you are coming from a place of hurt, disappointment, embarrassment and fear. I once was fired too, I remember that even though I hated the job, it hurt.

But really, I’m facing the death of my father, I’ve buried my mother, a boyfriend, beloved childhood friends, all my grandparents and many others that I have loved. And no matter how much I hate someone for screwing me over IN REAL LIFE, I have NEVER wished death upon them.

I had some respect for your pluck girl. Now I realize it is only bluster to cover up your confused and misguided youthful communism.

And I, along with many others whom have been responsible for others’ feeding themselves, know that your firing had MUCH more to do with refusal to work than what your co-workers’ thought about you.

Thinking back over most of the people I’ve been forced into firing, I can honestly say that the majority were because the employee refused to do an assigned task. Made my firing super simple and, usually, unemployment payouts a non-issue. Can’t tell you how many times I was grateful that the employees did my job for me and instead of risking lawsuits or months-long paid unemployment, I was gifted the backside of my problem walking out of my office forever.

Now, please, wish death upon me for daring to not say what you are fishing for.

Whatever, I’m done with you until you look down and realize the finger you are pointing at others, is attached to 3 others pointing right back at you.

Those that refuse to acknowledge their own mistakes and shortcomings have NO chance of fixing them. Just like my husband, our government, the unions. Refusal to acknowledge our own parts in our own “bad luck” is usually a huge part of the reason the “bad luck” continues.

Good luck to you Stephanie, truly good luck. I hope you find your place in this crazy world.

C A
C A
February 24, 2014 1:46 pm

Once again people here are wasting their time trying to teach the drunk and ignorant. Same old sorry song from the ‘I don’t get no respect’, Clammer.
Not smart enough to get along with the bosses- champion for the employees. Only works out if you are indispensable to the organization, otherwise who needs to listen to your shit disturbing crap. I’ve been an employer for 27 years and had a few like her- ultimately couldn’t stand to listen to those types. They will truly poison a place and there is no room for them.
Ultimately, cuz the Clammer is so smart, she needs to run her own business to find out how she likes being told to do things by some mindless douche. My guess is that person gets fired immediately.

Only problem is the Clam is too confrontational to hold a job long enough to learn anything or save any money to fund a business. For her it’s always someone else’s fault. Waste of skin. Fuck her!

LLpoh- live long and prosper. You have provided more to this site than most (educational), but it’s fun to beat up on clammy douche bags too.

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 24, 2014 3:43 pm

CA/ Teresa/Stuck/et al –

Great stuff. In the end, it all boils down to the fact you cannot teach those who refuse to learn.

I think Punk’s Godzilla was, just marginally over Stuck’s interview, best post. Cracked me up.

I mean, how silly, for clammy to come on TBP and put it out there she just got fired. Wow. Oh well. Live and don’t learn is her motto.

Stucky
Stucky
February 24, 2014 6:29 pm

Dammit. I think llpoh ran off Clammy … again. He is a very mean person.

llpoh
llpoh
February 24, 2014 6:51 pm

I think she is probably just nursing a hangover. She will be back. This is the only place that she gets any air time – even though it is not a positive experience.

Plus, she is dysfunctional. I suspect that she likes getting her ass kicked. Why else would she keep making the same mistakes over and over? Her life is one giant toilet, and she keeps hitting the replay button.

I suspect she is bright enough to actually do well in life, if she can but get past thinking that everything that happens is someone else’s fault, even though time and again it is clear to any thinking person that she has caused her own problems.

She needs to reset her attitude and focus on controlling what she can – and that is her own actions. She can not control the assholes, and she cannot change the system, but she can figure out ways to work around those problems, instead of letting them eat her alive.

And she really must come to understand what it is to be an employee. She has no clue what an employ is paid to do – and that is to make money for the business. And her bosses are the ones that determine, largely, what function she needs to perform so she will actually accomplish that.

She is already the most bitter person on this site. Can you imagine what she will be like when she is fifty, having suffered through another 25 years of getting shit kicked out of her? Mama mia, that is a scary thought.

Hope she pulls through. Seriously. But I doubt it.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
February 24, 2014 6:57 pm

Llpoh, I don’t get her vitriol at you. Aren’t you the one who took a shit on you after you gave her some good advice just before she split the first time?

Stucky
Stucky
February 24, 2014 7:07 pm

C’mon Zara …. where you been?

Clammy shits on EVERYBODY dumb enough (that includes me) to give her advice.

In fact, she unequivocally stated “I DON’T WANT YOUR ADVICE!!” … more than once. And, honestly, that’s the main reason I hold her in such low regard.

llpoh
llpoh
February 24, 2014 7:09 pm

Z – clammy and I go back to the first day she posted. I spotted her as damaged goods at the first bounce, and spotted that she was devoid of character and integrity. She had a few folks fooled – all have opened their eyes now (yooho Mr Stucky – I am talking ’bout you. You were sniffing around her like a dog after a bitch in heat!).

She does not want her views to be challenged – she wants folks to agree that she is shit on at every turn. That she is a tax cheat, a liar, abusive of her employers, a loan defaulter, etc etc etc should play no part in it – we are all supposed to believe she has been dealt a shit hand, and none of it is her fault. That will lead her to the most traumatic life imaginable.

She does not want advice, she does not want her life to improve – I am sure of it. She prefers to wallow in despair. She has been damaged severely somewhere along the line. AWD’s conclusion that she is alcoholic makes sense – maybe from a severely dysfunctional alcoholic or drug taking background.

It is too bad.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
February 24, 2014 7:56 pm

Llpoh, what I recall from her arrival here is people dumping on her over her mediocre diction (which I never really thought was all that bad). I actually initially respected her for putting up with it when she was trying to offer constructive opinion. Of course, I later saw that was merely because she is an arrogant little bitch. You, on the other hand were the first to offer constructive criticism, which she, of course not only ignored but eschewed. It was at that point that I had her figured out and I began flipping her a bit of shit, but have taken none from her in return. You on the other hand seem to be the locus of her bile.

Maybe I missed a few threads. It happens to me often (and did especially during the Smokey era), cause I haz to work and shit. I can multitask pretty well, but that doesn’t include recreational websites.

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 24, 2014 8:39 pm

Z – I have that effect on a few folks. 🙂

I have been diligent in calling her out. I suspect she objects. I am Choctaw with a good smidgen of pitbull. Not sure which side of the family that comes from. But I can worry a bone for a very long time indeed.

My mom says she gave up spanking me when I was two. She said it was not worth the effort. Seems if she smacked me in the morning it turned into an all day job – that I would not let it rest, no matter what. Even at two, I never gave in. Nothing has changed.

I am a much happier person since I determined not to fight my true nature. That was in my early twenties.