HOW WALL STREET TREATS MUPPETS

Wall Street invites you to ring the opening bell in the morning, before fleecing you in the afternoon.

And leaving you for dead by the evening. You are nothing but muppets to the Wall Street maggots.

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AWD
AWD
March 17, 2014 5:40 pm

Kermit’s trying to hit the “reset” button, but Jamie Dimon’s hand is up his ass.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
March 17, 2014 7:44 pm

Seems to me this same disease has spread throughout corporate America. Clients/Customers are looked down on as being so stupid as to do business with “the company”. Profit is all that matters. And when it gets serious, you have to lie.

spinolator
spinolator
March 17, 2014 9:38 pm

I wonder if this comment is 3-5yrs late. He should donate a large percentage of his bonuses immediately for it to be more believable. At least to me. Perhaps he knows there are too many matches in the explosives room and wants to get out before one finds a nice stick of dynamite.

Stucky
Stucky
March 17, 2014 9:49 pm

Q: What do Kermit the Frog and Barack have in common?
A: They both enjoy fucking pigs.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
March 17, 2014 10:34 pm

Oh yeah, I’m sure that 12 years ago, Goldman Sachs was a wonderful company where pots of gold were unselfishly distributed using unicorns and rainbows for a modest transaction fee.

Serapis
Serapis
March 18, 2014 2:12 am

Don’t believe a word Wall Street trash utters, especially when they’re trying to “come clean.”

The resignation letter cited above was nothing but a rat fleeing a sinking ship at the first sign of water, and really had more to do with a milquetoast attempting to plug his book. I read 75% of it, (from the local library so as not to give so much as strawpenny to Smith) until I could no longer stomach the slime. Smith comes of as Eddie Haskell visiting the den of vipers. He “suffers” through 9-11 when he has to buy an ad hoc wardrobe from, gasp, Banana Republic. He “struggles” with such moral dilemmas as to whether to accept a $1,000 poker chip from his boss and whether to admit to a mistake that cost Goldman $80. When the 2008 meltdown happens, he fears he’ll end up forced to take an $80,000 job, his words. The prospect too terrifying for him, and worried about being relegated to upper middle class, he takes THE SUBWAY instead of a CAB across lower Manhattan. It was at this point I stopped reading.

These clowns who flee the vipers’ dens can have their great awakening or whatever, but it means nothing unless they return all the loot they swindled. In this particular case, that’s 12 years of Wall Street wages. We’ll be waiting for that a long time..