There’s a story today in a British newspaper, The Telegraph, about a white swan. Supposedly, it is only attacking minority students. Actual picture below.
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Following are quotes from students;
“These swans are very annoying, and the students feel as though they’re being bullied. I’m from India, and they attack me especially, they focus straight on me.”
“I think they don’t like too many Indians in England – maybe the swans here are a little bit racist.”
“The swan is a true right winger that’s for sure – they certainly seem to be racially motivated incidents.”
It’s weirdly satisfying to know that Brits are dumber than Americans.
card802
April 11, 2014 7:56 am
I had a Samoyed husky that hated blacks, no idea why.
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card802
April 11, 2014 7:57 am
How do I make these images smaller???????
Thinker
April 11, 2014 10:11 am
Card, my giant hates them, too. Oddly enough, they’re terrified of her… have you ever noticed blacks don’t own black dogs?
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AWD
April 11, 2014 10:26 am
Dogs aren’t stupid. They know and sense evil when they see it. German Shepherds go ape-shit around blacks. And the affirmative action dog (the pit bull) is the only one who won’t tear their faces off.
JustSayin
April 11, 2014 1:33 pm
I thought this was going to be about Billie and BB.
Punk in Drublic
April 11, 2014 5:29 pm
JustSayin
Nice.
NIck A
April 11, 2014 6:08 pm
Stucky – Geese and Swans are a) very territorial (as are all larger birds), and b) much smarter than most people think. It is very likely that the swan’s carer / “owner” (Ho, Ho.!!) is white, so the swan immediately identifies “non-white” as “foreign”, and therefore a threat. Put simply, that’s how things work in the avian mind.
My Grandparents kept geese. They were temperamentally OK with all of the family, mostly OK with the immediate neighbours, definitely NOT OK with the Family of the Indian Surgeon who lived down the road.
So, the comments are factually accurate – swans (and geese) CAN be “racist”, simply because they CAN differentiate “flock members” (i.e. “us”) from “non-members” (i.e. “them”!).
So, remind me again, who’s the dumber Nation???
El Gringo
April 12, 2014 12:50 am
JustSayin says:
“I thought this was going to be about Billie and BB.”
You know, I like bb, his dialogue sounds like Homer Simpson. I was cracking up at his boneheaded comments one morning this week. It made the day go easier to recall his idiotic comments to PJ. Hey, bb, if your ever in the AV, we can go to a redneck titty bar in Rosamond, the girls there still have half their teeth.
Stucky
April 12, 2014 9:33 am
“So, remind me again, who’s the dumber Nation???” ——— Nick A
There’s a story today in a British newspaper, The Telegraph, about a white swan. Supposedly, it is only attacking minority students. Actual picture below.
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Following are quotes from students;
“These swans are very annoying, and the students feel as though they’re being bullied. I’m from India, and they attack me especially, they focus straight on me.”
“I think they don’t like too many Indians in England – maybe the swans here are a little bit racist.”
“The swan is a true right winger that’s for sure – they certainly seem to be racially motivated incidents.”
It’s weirdly satisfying to know that Brits are dumber than Americans.
I had a Samoyed husky that hated blacks, no idea why.
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How do I make these images smaller???????
Card, my giant hates them, too. Oddly enough, they’re terrified of her… have you ever noticed blacks don’t own black dogs?
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Dogs aren’t stupid. They know and sense evil when they see it. German Shepherds go ape-shit around blacks. And the affirmative action dog (the pit bull) is the only one who won’t tear their faces off.
I thought this was going to be about Billie and BB.
JustSayin
Nice.
Stucky – Geese and Swans are a) very territorial (as are all larger birds), and b) much smarter than most people think. It is very likely that the swan’s carer / “owner” (Ho, Ho.!!) is white, so the swan immediately identifies “non-white” as “foreign”, and therefore a threat. Put simply, that’s how things work in the avian mind.
My Grandparents kept geese. They were temperamentally OK with all of the family, mostly OK with the immediate neighbours, definitely NOT OK with the Family of the Indian Surgeon who lived down the road.
So, the comments are factually accurate – swans (and geese) CAN be “racist”, simply because they CAN differentiate “flock members” (i.e. “us”) from “non-members” (i.e. “them”!).
So, remind me again, who’s the dumber Nation???
JustSayin says:
“I thought this was going to be about Billie and BB.”
You know, I like bb, his dialogue sounds like Homer Simpson. I was cracking up at his boneheaded comments one morning this week. It made the day go easier to recall his idiotic comments to PJ. Hey, bb, if your ever in the AV, we can go to a redneck titty bar in Rosamond, the girls there still have half their teeth.
“So, remind me again, who’s the dumber Nation???” ——— Nick A
The Brits.
You’re welcome.