The sea was angry today, like Admin after a BLS unemployment release. Avalon and I ventured out early this morning on our bikes after a storm rolled through. As a purveyor of impending doom, I love dark clouds on the horizon and rough seas ahead.
When we arrived at “The Rocks”, to my dismay, there was a man blatantly breaking the law. Didn’t he see the signs? Didn’t he know he had put himself into a hazardous situation? It’s chaos I tell you. Where were the authorities when you needed them? I had Avalon record the incident so it could be used in a court of law.
If you start letting people fish off of fishing jetties, what’s next? Riding bikes without a helmet? Crossing streets between intersections? Oh the humanity!!! So I did what every good citizen needs to do – obey my government masters. Shortly after this picture I sprinted across the jetty and tackled this criminal and we fell into two feet of surf next to two 4 year old girls playing in the sand. Avalon called the North Wildwood police and this dangerous villain was hauled off to jail for 30 days.
All is well now. Normalcy has been restored. Law and order are what make this a great country. Another dangerous fisherman has been put behind bars. No need to thank me. I’m just following the commands of my keepers. They know best. Safety and security at the expense of liberty and freedom is what we all must trade. How could we possibly live our daily lives without government apparatchiks telling us what to do, when to do it, and how it must be done? Comply. Obey. Believe.
Grizzly Quinn!! Nice beard.
You did the right thing here, that’s fer sure. Next time buy a tazer, taze the fuck out of the culprit, and stomp on his face for good measure …. the copfuks will thank you for doing their job.
(hey, SSS said Steinbeck is a socialist in the “Triage” thread. Go get him, big boy!!)
Don’t forget to tie this to either drugs or firearms.
“You thought the fishing pole was a gun and had no choice but to employ a lethal response.”
“The fisher was acting suspicious so you thought he had drugs.”
You get the idea.
Wow, rocking the beard at the beach, in the middle of summer. Good for hiding the jowls I suppose. Good thing you took care of that law-breaker, God only knows what might have happened.
How’s Mike and the section 8 disability neighbors? They taken any vacations lately? Wish I was at the beach, but this has been a great summer in S. Illinois, cool, a little humid. I been off all week, staycation, yawn. Enjoy yourself while you still can, the shit storm is coming….
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That looks photoshopped. You didn’t go there. You didn’t do that.
I bet you were at home playing Everquest.
SUBJECT QUINN! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! You have posted photos of yourself engaged in criminal activities. Specifically: crossing a do-not-cross line on public property. This is a violation of NJ FU-Code K-112-678(b)(iii)(A)(3). The penalty is 20 years hard labor. Do not try to deny this, your photo clearly shows your heels past the invisible line marked “do not cross.” Please report to prison at once or we will blow up your house with flashbangs, kill, flay, roast and eat your pet poodle, pepper spray your wife (even if we have to go to her office to do it), and seize all your worldly property.
Dear Chat-a-ham Police Department,
Like I told you when you bugged me for the address of my pal, Stucky, BLOW ME!! I’ve expanded my insult vocabulary since then, so, GO JERK OFF A MOUNTAIN LION IN A PHONE BOOTH WITH BARBED WIRE.
You do not scare me. Go fuck yourselves you copfuk cuntface assholes.
Sincerely,
The Great Beard
You look younger with a beard,
Do not trifle with us you insolent peasant! You will feel the full wrath of the dark side, errr I mean LAW AND JUSTICE!!!
By the way, next time you see a drone following you, smile and wait for flash.
Dear Chat-a-ham Police Department,
You leave my hubby alone!!!
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Mike does landscaping and works across the street at the parking lot on the weekends.
Joyce got a job driving a tramcar on the boardwalk.
Watch the tramcar Motherf@#ker!!!!
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Oh, the horror!
Throw the book at this epipelagic terrorist on the jetty!
Did he register with the New Jersey Saltwater Recreational Registry Program (NJSRRP)?
Was he targeting fish species out of season?
Did he possess any under legal size or under minimum length?
Was the bait he was using legal in this area?
Were his hooks legal?
Is fishing even allowed on the swimming beach during this hour?
Keep off the jetty ….What about that do you not understand?One will break the law ,then another and soon you have total anarchy.It’s rebels like you that sow the seeds of discontent that will one day destroy this republic.Have you no shame?
hmmm…admin sheds the shiny accountant look and grows a beard to blend in better with the herd …..the end must be closer than we think….must get more popcorn.
30 days in jail?
That SOB was lucky the cops didn’t “protect and save his life” by shooting him and keeling him, or punching him into the head until he requires a couple years of physical therapy.
Time and time again I hear, “we are only doing this to keep you safe and keep you from destroying your life,” right before they shoot someone dead, or take all their stuff, throw them in jail and brand them unemployable for life.
What would we possibly do without the benevolent, guiding, secure, hand of our GOV?
Oh yeah, that’s right, we would thrive and be happy and allow others to do the same even if that includes “dangerous” fishing that results in the death of the participant.
Let Darwinism work, dammit.
Humble Pie 30 days in the Hole, seemed appropriate
Check out the third picture of Admin standing out on the jetty. He’s got a droopy right sock. Next time he goes out in shorts, he should try this fashionable item.
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Holy shit, Admin, are those socks high enough? Why don’t you try these out with your next pair of shitty New Balance sneakers?
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Admin gets ready to go bar-hopping with Avalon.
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SSS
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That MF’er is on disability and he’s doing landscaping? Did you confront him? Video him working and turn it into the SSDI office so he can go to prison for fraud? The shithead is getting free cash, free housing at the beach, and committing fraud. Geezus, what the fuck.
Another couple of weeks on the beard, and the resemblance (and mentality) will be just like……
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This just in. In addition to Admin’s droopy sock in the third picture he posted, thousands of people have noticed that he’s wearing a codpiece!!!! I contacted a well known psychiatrist, and he explained that codpiece’s are favored by men who have beards. Here’s proof.
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Jim,
You been working out? Looking good man!
EF
Jetty? Jetty? What F’n Jetty? I doan see no gottdarn airplanes. Go harass those freaks on the Pier you drunken lout.
Those signs are there for one reason and one reason only. It you go on the Jetty and slip and fall you can sue the city. If there aren’t any signs there you will win your case. But with the signs the city’s ass is covered. People are too stupid to know not to walk on slippery moss covered rocks. So when they do and they fall right away it’s the city’s fault. It’s all due to lawyers my friend. If you want things to get better in this country do as Shakespeare instructed, “First, kill all the lawyers.”
Oh, by the way, every time I access this site Malwarebytes says it blocked a potentially viscious web site.