The sea was angry today, like Admin after a BLS unemployment release. Avalon and I ventured out early this morning on our bikes after a storm rolled through. As a purveyor of impending doom, I love dark clouds on the horizon and rough seas ahead.
When we arrived at “The Rocks”, to my dismay, there was a man blatantly breaking the law. Didn’t he see the signs? Didn’t he know he had put himself into a hazardous situation? It’s chaos I tell you. Where were the authorities when you needed them? I had Avalon record the incident so it could be used in a court of law.
If you start letting people fish off of fishing jetties, what’s next? Riding bikes without a helmet? Crossing streets between intersections? Oh the humanity!!! So I did what every good citizen needs to do – obey my government masters. Shortly after this picture I sprinted across the jetty and tackled this criminal and we fell into two feet of surf next to two 4 year old girls playing in the sand. Avalon called the North Wildwood police and this dangerous villain was hauled off to jail for 30 days.
All is well now. Normalcy has been restored. Law and order are what make this a great country. Another dangerous fisherman has been put behind bars. No need to thank me. I’m just following the commands of my keepers. They know best. Safety and security at the expense of liberty and freedom is what we all must trade. How could we possibly live our daily lives without government apparatchiks telling us what to do, when to do it, and how it must be done? Comply. Obey. Believe.
