FAT COPS

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yahsure
yahsure
November 6, 2014 9:54 am

I had a great doctor. Than her contract wasn’t renewed. My new one must weigh 300 pounds. It’s hard to believe he is an expert in a health field.

Golden Oxen
Golden Oxen
November 6, 2014 10:36 am

I don’t care with the medical wizards say. Some people are just naturally big or have fucked up metabolisms.

Sure you an lock them up in a cage and give them a slice of bread and water every day and they will surely shrink, but as soon as they are out they will return to being big, and soon.

Wouldn’t frown on your new doctor’s credentials or abilities yahsure just because he’s fat. No two people are alike.

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Steve Hogan
Steve Hogan
November 6, 2014 11:02 am

There may be an occasional freak that has a very screwed up hormone issue that causes obesity. But when 25-30% of the adult population is clinically obese, it’s because they can’t control themselves. They eat crappy foods in massive quantities and don’t get off the couch.

If people want to look like hell and die an early death, that’s none of my business. Just don’t make me pay for their reckless behavior.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
November 6, 2014 11:19 am

Greetings,

People look the way they do because they forget where they live. When strangers ask me where I live I always respond by pointing towards my own body and explaining to the person that I live in my body. It is my home.

When I see an obese person I know that I am looking at someone that doesn’t give a crap about their home. Without your health, you have nothing.

Finally, when all this shakes out, the people that didn’t bother taking care of themselves are in for a big yet short lived shock.

flash
flash
November 6, 2014 12:07 pm

When confronted with those self super sized who liked to excuse their extreme girth as the fault of a hormone imbalance , my father-in-law , a WWII war veteran used to quip that he never saw in glandular problems in the SS concentration camps. I always tried not to laugh.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
November 6, 2014 12:12 pm

I love looking at the obese sheeple…..they’ll be the first to go when TSHTF.

ASIG
ASIG
November 6, 2014 12:24 pm

I would suggest annual physical testing to qualify as a cop, such as a minimum time to run the 100 yard dash. Must be able to run ½ mile continually, no walking or stopping for a rest. Be able to lift at least 100lb from the ground to a 3 ft. table.

And more importantly would be Psychological testing to weed out all the sadistic psychopaths.

Of course none of that would ever happen, it would empty out the majority of the police departments in the country.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
November 6, 2014 12:29 pm

I guess an obese person has taken a dislike to the fat comments ? Oh well, the truth hurts .

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 6, 2014 1:58 pm

There’s a cure for a slow metabolism: Go for a run. I’ll bet all cops could run 1/2 mile. Put’ em on a dog track and let them chase a donut around the track.

indialantic
indialantic
November 6, 2014 2:20 pm

All fat people will pay someday for their fatness.

In 2003, I had to go the local hospital ER because of extreme fatigue and weakness. Stress at work I guess. While in the exam room, a very large fellow about 40 years old and 400 pounds died in the next space over from me. He couldn’t breathe and the technician got their too late to help. Heart attack probably. I could hear everything through the curtains.

B
B
November 6, 2014 3:05 pm

My metabolism is fawked up! Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhh! My thyroid is screwed hp. Bwahhhhhhhhh!

Calories in-Calories out. Doesn’t get more simple than that

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
November 6, 2014 4:29 pm

Yeah, what is up with the fatty that thumbed down my post? You know, I got banned from Raw Story for suggesting that fat people should not be allowed to vote or hold public office. If you are so fat and worthless as to be unable to control what you put into your very mouth then you should not be able to participate in any decision making until you get your own home in order.

Again, the very fact that someone is fat should be the very first sign that you notice that the person can not make good decisions.

coyote
coyote
November 6, 2014 4:33 pm

the word pig was, in so many ways, so right.

Golden Oxen
Golden Oxen
November 6, 2014 4:59 pm

I’ll fix you skinny wise asses when I get in the White House.

Just wait when I make Raviolis and Lasagna with meatballs as popular as Cherry Pie..

You cheap bastards that live on a can of sardines and a cup of white rice everyday will be sorry,

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Golden Oxen
Golden Oxen
November 6, 2014 5:10 pm

Did you hear what Chris said smart asses. Fuck with him and you fuck with me.

Fat is beautiful, like in Tony Soprano, ain’t it boys??

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Golden Oxen
Golden Oxen
November 6, 2014 5:22 pm

I hope, for your sakes, you got the message lads.

Just let me hear the word tubby or fatso again. Shut the yappers pussys.

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Kill Bill
Kill Bill
November 6, 2014 5:58 pm

Just let me hear the word tubby or fatso again. -GO

Just so you know ‘superstar [though no one knows what she actually does]’ Kim Kardashian has a fat ass. You shouldn’t either. =)

Golden Oxen
Golden Oxen
November 6, 2014 10:17 pm

Lost Kill Bill ?

El Coyote
El Coyote
November 7, 2014 12:25 am
El Coyote
El Coyote
November 7, 2014 2:23 am

El Doggy says Chiquitin Dracula said our people were not clear; either he’s an imbecile or I’m looking at him, this human hamburger. Turn your head to the left, now turn to the right. Repeat. Now do the same when someone offers you something to eat.