JARED’S CHOICE: 6 INCH OR FOOTLONG

Former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle to plead guilty in child-sex case

Published: Aug 19, 2015 11:19 a.m. ET

Longtime Subway pitchman Jared Fogle is scheduled to plead guilty Wednesday to federal charges of distributing child pornography and illicit sexual conduct with a minor, according to court documents released by U.S. prosecutors.

Fogle, who rose to fame for his weight loss while eating Subway sandwiches and became the face of the brand for over 15 years, is expected to appear Wednesday morning in federal court in Indianapolis to enter his guilty plea.

Subway, owned by Doctor’s Associates Inc., severed ties with the 37-year-old earlier this summer following a raid of his home in suburban Indianapolis by federal authorities.

Fogle on Wednesday was charged with distribution and receipt of child pornography and travel to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor, according to documents filed by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Indiana.

The court filings included an agreement signed by Fogle, under which he will plead guilty to the two criminal counts and request a prison term of no shorter than five years. Prosecutors under the agreement can ask for a sentence of up to 12 1/2 years, according to court documents.


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Cricket
Cricket
August 19, 2015 12:43 pm

I guess the South Park episode “Jared has Aides” may have been ahead if its time.

TC
TC
August 19, 2015 12:43 pm

Is he going to take the Leslie Horwinkle defense?

card802
card802
August 19, 2015 1:18 pm

The guy sold porn out of his college dorm room, did we expect him to change once he got rich?

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
August 19, 2015 1:26 pm

Wrong, he won’t have a choice in prison.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
August 19, 2015 1:42 pm

Normally I would make a joke about something like this, but I heard no NPR today that 1) he personally knew the people who produced the child porn (it wasn’t like he stumbled upon it by accident) and 2) the victims were as young as six. Hopefully he gets the longest sentence possible.

Russia Is Strong
Russia Is Strong
August 19, 2015 1:48 pm

What were you thinking Jared Don’t you know that the ONLY way to rape little children and get away with it scot-free is to join the U.S. Army?

AnarchoPagan
AnarchoPagan
August 19, 2015 1:52 pm

@Russia is Strong, no, there are other ways, like being an MP in Great Britain.

kokoda
kokoda
August 19, 2015 2:14 pm

They look like male prisoners on the floor.

VegasBob
VegasBob
August 19, 2015 5:00 pm

They’ll have to put Jared solitary because convicts usually kill child molesters if they are in the general prison population.

So Jared probably won’t get to enjoy the experience of getting butt-fucked by a big black dick every night.

Lysander
Lysander
August 19, 2015 6:17 pm

I didn’t give a shit about this perv one way or another, but I can’t stand subway. Their food is over priced and just pain sucks. They put their shitty outlets in half the goddamn truckstops in ‘MurikaFuckYeah! so that we drivers had a fast food choice between wretched truckstop buffet food or the rancid, recycled dog vomit from subway.

The subway ad showing young, hot white girls holding their hands up to show the “foot long-five dollars” slogan with a smirk on their faces was cheap-shit, and pandered to the lowest common denominator, namely, white trash, wetbacks and Homo Erectus.

I could care less if lester the molester gets fucked up the ass by a bevy of extremely well endowed Jamaican rapists, Mon. What I’d like to see is subway bankrupt and gone.

Archie
Archie
August 19, 2015 7:27 pm

What? Jared the fraud Jew is a pervert? Who would have thought it? He’ll just join the ranks of hundreds of other Jews: Joseph Epstein, roman Polanski, Goel ratzon, and the hundreds of rabbis/Orthodox Jews caught in underage perversion. Do you want me to list them? I could. Still waiting for the 10 part series in the Jew York times on Jewish sex abuse. Maybe steven Spielberg will make ten movies about it. Still waiting.

It’s been quite a month for the Jews. First, it was mt gox bit coin, the fraud factory, run by a French Jew, who swindled $500 million from investors. Who can blame the guy. He just learned from his father, who learned from his father, etc. true, not nearly as much as the missing $ 2.3 trillion from the pentagon, courtesy of rabbi dov zakheim, but hey the kid is still learning. Then, Ashley Madison, a disgusting pro-cheating site, founded by a greaseball Jew, gets hacked. Aw, sorry there buddy. Your dream of ruining marriages and profiting from it is in jeopardy. It’s Anuda Shoah. Were 65 relatives of yours “holcausted” and turned into lampshades?

And it looks like the Jew traitor Pollard will be set free. Will he go to Israel, to be among the other countless Jew criminals and traitors? Probably. He will join the ranks of other Jew traitors: julius and Ethel Rosenberg, Solomon Adler, Jacob golds, Samuel krafsur, Jacob Epstein, Morton Sobell, Harry dexter white, joseph berstein, Morris Cohen, Isaac folkloff, zalmond Franklin, Harry gold, Rebecca getsoff, david greenglass, Jacob golos, Nathan silvermaster, Herman Jacobson, Maurice Halperin, Joseph Katz, mark soborowski, Ruth rifkin, Vladimir pozner, victor perlo, william perl, et al. I could list dozens more.

But at least the money lending business hasn’t been shut down. Phew. So, al Goldstein, dan wolfberg, Sasha Orloff, Daniel Gilbert, Ron Berman, Jeffrey Weiss, Phillip Cohen, Adam freeman, david dvorkin, Alex slusky, Adam freeman, et. al can continue to charge 1000%+ on 30 day loans.

Do you like your slavery goyim?

AnarchoPagan
AnarchoPagan
August 19, 2015 8:09 pm

@Archie, wow, is collecting stories about Bad Joos your hobby? Are there, like, trading cards or something?

Stucky
Stucky
August 19, 2015 8:12 pm

Archie

Are you Jewish?

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
August 19, 2015 8:32 pm

Archie

Greetings,

It is easy to blame and or hate Jews for the positions they hold in our civilization. But, and this is important, we Goyim drove them to it. If we just ignored them like we do the Scientologists and Jehovah’s Witnesses then it would not have turned out this way.

1. Adopt a religion whereas banking is more or less outlawed and hand that authority over to the Jews. It keeps you from going to hell and you can offer up the Jews to the angry masses whenever things happen to go bad.

2. Pass laws that do not allow Jews to marry non Jews & force them to live in a ghetto and or forbid them to own land. This gives them no other option but to band together – thick as thieves.

3. Occasionally go “hog wild” on your Jews with a pogrom. This lets them know that the only thing of real value is what they carry in their heads. Intelligence and the kind of smarminess that can see you through the other side of a concentration camp are now the traits that are chosen for in a mate. A person that has to survive on his wits makes for a great professor, entertainer or peddler of child porn.

The Jews are a perfect example of natural selection. Of course, they are currently running that same experiment on their neighbors.

Archie
Archie
August 19, 2015 8:49 pm

Anarcho, that’s very funny. Good one my friend. No, since the Jew media won’t do it, I will.

Stucky, you know better. I am an untitled aristocrat, a WASP, the real kind. Make fun of me if you want. The Jews have been doing it for 40 years. After having hacked out a civilization from the wilderness, and after having fought the Indians (llpoh, due respect mate), for over a hundred years, my ancestors had themselves a country. We built it. We owned it, for good or bad.

Until the Jews arrived in the late 19th century, acting mainly as criminals. Think Arnold rothstein, who fixed the World Series. And murder inc. all Jews. Do you want me to list them? I could. Their criminal activity has never stopped.

Make no mistake, I hold the highest contempt for my own kind, sellouts and greedy fucks, giving the country away for a few shekels to the ambitious and pushy Jews. I am thinking of dickfaces like Truman, who, in 1947 (?) received a suitcase packed with 2 million bucks, courtesy of Zionist Jews.

God help us all.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
August 19, 2015 9:01 pm

Holy shit! All I do is be hatin on Israel…

Archie
Archie
August 19, 2015 9:07 pm

Nickel, let me think about your post. My first reaction though, is all that shouldn’t matter. Separation of the races should be first and foremost among white thinkers and philosophers. Then, there wouldn’t be racism, antisemitism, etc.

There’s the rub. Kneegrows and Jews need whites, for all reasons. We do not need them. They benefit from multiculturalism. We do not. We constitute ~8% of the world population. If things continue as they are we will dwindle down to negligible figure, whatever that may be, a potential genocide. To the extent that Jews make this happen, we must resist and fight. No prisoners taken. Thus I have taken necessarily an adversarial stance versus Jews. And that’s it, plain and simple.

Lamont Cranston
Lamont Cranston
August 19, 2015 11:22 pm

Never thought about his religion. You know, when you’re decent looking and have $$$ you’re always going to have <18 yo after your ass. Especially in South FL and anywhere in SoCal.

EL Chorizo
EL Chorizo
August 19, 2015 11:29 pm

Archie says: …Truman, who, in 1947 (?) received a suitcase packed with 2 million bucks, courtesy of Zionist Jews.

Archie, I thought he was broke when he left office and if not for his memoirs, would have had to live on handouts. Who writes history books anyway?

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
August 20, 2015 12:07 am

Archie,

I’m not hung up on the race thing so much as I am on intelligence. If we are to wage genocide then lets do so against the stupid and lazy. Smart is smart regardless of skin color.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
August 20, 2015 12:14 am

I really don’t understand the pedophile thing. Morality aside, there is nothing sexy about pre-pubescent girls. They are goofy, smelly creatures with no boobs and that cannot hold a conversation that any adult other than a complete moron (or her parents), would care about.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
August 20, 2015 12:17 am

EL Chorizo says:

Archie says: …Truman, who, in 1947 (?) received a suitcase packed with 2 million bucks, courtesy of Zionist Jews.

Archie, I thought he was broke when he left office and if not for his memoirs, would have had to live on handouts. Who writes history books anyway?
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Good point. The presidential pension was created because of Truman. Oh well, he should have been tried as a war criminal, but you cannot say he became rich from public office, unlike Johnson.

TE
TE
August 20, 2015 2:00 am

@Zara, my pre-pubesent daughter would give you a helluva run talking about natural fats in our diets, what for-profit chemicals have harmed us, how insane it is to give a pregnant women upwards of half a dozen vaccinations, plus the 2 day old 6 pound baby once born. She might shock you, she is relatively well read – though (thankfully) she isn’t reading at the maturity level, or able to get her hands on my dad’s soft porn/historical novels, as I was by her age. Of course, she is also not having to care for four siblings and a household at the age of ten.

I had my son so young that I’ve NEVER been able to like young boys. All I can see, and now in guys up to the age of 30/35, is my wee beautiful baby boy, what an immediate turn off. My sister doesn’t understand how I had zero desire to go see the Magic Mike movies, most of those boys are babies! Yuck! I like my men, well, men.

Jared is farking lucky he didn’t touch one of the blessings in my care/heart. I’ve seen red a few times in my life and it is nearly impossible for me to pull myself back from that. And that redhot feeling can last for long enough to get my hands on scum like him.

He pleaded guilty, he is disgusting. These are the times, though I kinda believe it goes against Jesus’s message, but these are the times I wish we could bring back stoning.

You can’t fix those that are this broken, you just can’t. Maybe God can, but his batting average in the fighting evil free will doesn’t seem to be very high. *sigh*

I can only believe that God will have the final revenge. Trying to let that be enough.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
August 20, 2015 2:27 am

TE says:

@Zara, my pre-pubesent daughter would give you a helluva run talking about natural fats in our diets, what for-profit chemicals have harmed us, how insane it is to give a pregnant women upwards of half a dozen vaccinations, plus the 2 day old 6 pound baby once born. She might shock you, she is relatively well read – though (thankfully) she isn’t reading at the maturity level, or able to get her hands on my dad’s soft porn/historical novels, as I was by her age.
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yeah, yeah…when I was a kid I thought I had all the answers to the world’s problems. Oh wait, I still do!

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
August 20, 2015 2:31 am

Archie, Vladimir Pozner’s mother wasn’t jewish, so technicially, he isn’t either.

TE
TE
August 20, 2015 5:06 am

@Zara, that she does. But she knows mom is still one or two, at minimum, steps ahead. And she’s learned that if she is ahead, I’ll jump in and learn it. What a bitch it must be to have a parent that tries to see what is coming and then avoid it. I have not a clue what that feels like from my munchkin’s POV…lol

I was just bringing it up because you painted a wide swath of with your comment about not being able to carry on an interesting conversation with a prepubescent. I can guarantee you she knows more about the role of saturated fat in our bodies than 90% of the adults in this country. Sorry, I’m just a proud momma who is pulling an all-nighter and was acting sleep-deprived hours ago

Russia Is Strong
Russia Is Strong
August 20, 2015 9:28 pm

On the positive side, if Jared was able to lose all that weight just by eating Subway sandwiches, imagine how much MORE weight he’ll lose by eating prison food!

EL Chorizo
EL Chorizo
August 20, 2015 9:33 pm

Russia Is Strong says:

On the positive side, if Jared was able to lose all that weight just by eating Baloney sandwiches, imagine how much MORE weight he’ll lose by eating weenies!

Fixed it for you

EL Chorizo
EL Chorizo
August 20, 2015 9:40 pm

Zarathustra says: I really don’t understand the pedophile thing. Morality aside, there is nothing sexy about pre-pubescent girls. They are goofy, smelly creatures with no boobs and that cannot hold a conversation that any adult other than a complete moron (or her parents), would care about.

The crew chief said his shop teacher opined, girls are just soft boys.

We grew up with a diet of soft porn, pre-Kim belfies, we had magazine covers with voluptuous, curvaceous women. If you look now, they do a one arm longer than the other to fake a hip on their scrawny frames. In time they will erase all feminine advantages and then the field will be level enough for trannies to compete. Oh shit, they already do in the beauty pageants.

BEA LEVER
BEA LEVER
August 20, 2015 10:45 pm

EC- How are things?

EL Chorizo
EL Chorizo
August 20, 2015 11:43 pm

Pretty good, I could have used a sing-along to cheer me up after a work tiff last week but that’s why I come here, to forget all that stuff.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
August 21, 2015 2:19 am

EL Chorizo says:

Zarathustra says: I really don’t understand the pedophile thing. Morality aside, there is nothing sexy about pre-pubescent girls. They are goofy, smelly creatures with no boobs and that cannot hold a conversation that any adult other than a complete moron (or her parents), would care about.

The crew chief said his shop teacher opined, girls are just soft boys.

We grew up with a diet of soft porn, pre-Kim belfies, we had magazine covers with voluptuous, curvaceous women. If you look now, they do a one arm longer than the other to fake a hip on their scrawny frames. In time they will erase all feminine advantages and then the field will be level enough for trannies to compete. Oh shit, they already do in the beauty pageants.
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I really have no fucking idea what you are talking about.