Enough of trivial matters like global debt, Supreme Court justices, stock market crashes, and presidential politics. The really important matter of the day is whether a size 16, 170 pound woman should grace the cover of Sports Illustrated in a bikini. As a young boy I subscribed to Sports Illustrated and waited breathlessly for the swim suit issue to arrive. The picture of Cheryl Tiegs wearing a see through white bathing suit is still burned in my memory. I saved what I considered famous editions of SI, and that edition made the cut. For some reason the pages stick together. I think the box is somewhere in my basement storage area.
I personally think Ashley Graham is hot. I’m a big fan of 38Ds. I wish AWD was around to comment. He loved Kate Upton, and she is certainly a full figured gal.
So, my question of the day is: Is Ashley Graham too fat to be on the swimsuit cover of Sports Illustrated?
In a parallel universe, if I was divorced. Yay. No doubt.
A few “oldies but goodies” now paraphrased here:
1.) A father catches his younger son jaggin’ off to a playboy and says: “If you keep doing that, you will go blind.” The son looks up at his dad with innocent eyes, and asks: “Could I just maybe do it ’til I need glasses?”
2.) A mother ask her teenage son how his date went. He said: “It ended early”. She asked: Why?” He replies: “Well Mom, you have always told me if I ever lusted after a woman who wasn’t my wife, then I would turn to stone. When I saw her walking out to my car, part of me started to get hard, so I drove away as fast as I could.”
Sorry fat is fat and it is gross. All the celebration of fatness is on par with celebrating smoking and drunkenness. All are bad for your heath.
Some guys are way too picky regarding weight. Just roll them in flour and fuck the wet spot. Did you know that 90% of fat women are battered? Me neither. I’ve been eating them raw all these years.
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Yay
I have never liked the ‘Victoria Secret Model’ version of the ideal female form. I regard that body type as ‘stick people with silicone breasts’. The ‘boy figures with breasts’ look is not very appealing. Curves are definitely the thing for me, whether the Ashley (feminine) or the Rhonda (athletic) type. You other guys can keep the third one.
The only thing you have to cope with when attracted to Ms.Curves is the tendency that with age comes weight gain — I suspect that’s one of the main reasons a lot of men like to start out with skinny women…
F’in Yay!
Not to get all serious and shit on this fun post here – but – personally, skinny or fat, I would rather dance with the one I have. She is “fine’ now. And later, when she doesnt look so great, it wont matter to me. The right woman will make you. The wrong one will break you.
Mine is my muse. Some of my favorite poetry I ever wrote was for her. If I ever anyone wants to see one, just ask, and I’ll post one.
Until then:
yay
Be aware that the young big ‘uns only get bigger with age.
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That fat ass bitch doesn’t deserve the cover of SI. I do.
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No one is hotter than Kate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwElFFXArK4
hmm , hormones in charge lol I upvote kate upton
Kate Upton is a force of nature. If you can’t appreciate her, then you are a peter puffer in denial. Deal with it, bitches. There’s nothing more to say.
I’m not into skinny women . However the problem I have with this whole fat acceptance thing is they, they being those people pushing agenda, start out with a lady like SI covergirl then wham bam we end up with something like what flash posted above. Chunky I am on board 100%, obese no way, Jose!.
One man’s obese is another man’s chunky, Robo.
No matter how you slice it, the truth is that no woman stays 15 forever.
Eventually, you get the woman you couldn’t bear to look at when you were 39.
But then, you got old and fat also.
And the swill beer gave you terminal gas, your like your own Porter Ranch gas leak.
So go ahead and tell us what’s wrong with Ashley.
Nothing wrohg with Ashley. The lady above in poka-dot bikini is big problemo for me. I’d have to be blind with no hands before I’d even begin to find that attractive. But that is just me. If you like that sort of thing then my attitude is ” not that there is anything wrong with that”
My Seinfeld analogy/quote of the day.
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Only 140 million!!?? That’s not enough! We’re gonna need way more ammo!
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Move over, Kate, there’s a new sheriff in town (Charlotte McKinney):
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A lot of heteros came out of the woodwork today, Bravo!
Here’s a question for you closeteers:
If your wife decides to live your lives in a reality show, do you come out of the closet then?
personally, i wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers
but Crowder’s analysis of her “workout” is still hilarious and true