HOW A NEWBIE GETS TREATED ON TBP

Shortly after their first stupid comment

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If a TBP oldtimer with a heart decides to rescue them.

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Olde Virginian
Olde Virginian
March 18, 2016 11:46 am

The top vid had to loop several times before i realized that was just a shirt or some type of garment on the ground and not that guy’s entrails. Nobody actually gets disemboweled here.

Is that Donald Trump with the big stick?

Olde Virginian
Olde Virginian
March 18, 2016 11:47 am

At least those puppies all seem happy enough, tails a-waggin…

Maggie
Maggie
March 18, 2016 11:48 am

Now you need one for when you rescue the moron and they turn out to be a real fucking putz and you decide to throw them back to the pack.

Like that Tunafish dude I was nice to not too long ago. Bleh.

Cynical30
Cynical30
March 18, 2016 12:35 pm

WORLD STAR!

Tommy
Tommy
March 18, 2016 12:46 pm

Yes, yes……I remember well my christening. The day Tommy was born. Admin assigned my name like Bluto in Animal House…..’Flounder!’. Believe I was supporting cops as I recall.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
March 18, 2016 2:29 pm

Now you know how I feel around here most of the time. /sarc

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 18, 2016 2:42 pm

I have found myself in both of those video situations, that is what I love about this place.

Each day you enter the arena knowing you could be viciously attacked and torn to shreds. I like the challenge and the fun of the brawl. You can feel the excitement in the air when a newbie mouths off.

This is no place for the thin skinned but if you have the balls………there is no place like it.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 18, 2016 2:45 pm

Westie

You are a sadomasochistic liberal, you like the pain.

Persnickety
Persnickety
March 18, 2016 3:02 pm

Newbie after their third stupid comment:

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(hint: NOT the green one)

Ed
Ed
March 18, 2016 3:04 pm

“Newbie after their third stupid comment:”

More like flash after he fucked with J Quinn this morning.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
March 18, 2016 3:15 pm

@Bea: Actually I’m a Libertarian, but I’m more realistic about the present condition than most of the dreamers here on TBP. My mission is to open people’s eyes to other points of view. I expect to get beaten up early and often. BTW when are we going to have another 9/11 shitfest?

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
March 18, 2016 3:16 pm

Reminds me of Stonecipher’s dogs from Django. Yet another good reason to carry a shootin’ iron!

@Westie, sheeit kneegrow, Clammy got treated far worse than you by several orders of magnitude. You get a pass I suspect because most here know that you can’t fix stupid. Besides, the handicapped are mildly entertaining. Clammy had potential!

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
March 18, 2016 4:04 pm

Westie said:
“My mission is to open people’s eyes to other points of view.”

Fail! Most of what you write tells me you drank the libtard kool-aid………..by the pitcher full with a kool-aid IV drip for good measure! You and libertarianism seem about as far apart as a $2 whores legs on nickel night!

TPC
TPC
March 18, 2016 4:48 pm

@Bea: Actually I’m a Libertarian, but I’m more realistic about the present condition than most of the dreamers here on TBP.

Said the guy voting for Bernie Sanders. When you book a flight do you have to buy two tickets, one for you and another for that ego of yours?

Suzanna
Suzanna
March 18, 2016 4:56 pm

does your dog bite?

Llpoh
Llpoh
March 18, 2016 5:16 pm

I kinda look like the Hulk. But in a handsome sorta way. With a nastier disposition.

Trial by fire is the only way. Wise up fast, or be chewed to bits. The BP way.

Mahtomedi
Mahtomedi
March 18, 2016 5:20 pm

I received my first ‘christening’ here when SSS pissed all over me. Kicked to the curb by one of the true Big Dogs! A badge of honor.

I used to coach Golden Gloves boxing. When a kid quits after his first bloody nose, you know he has no ‘heart’. But when they come back even after getting a cracked rib, then you know you have a real fighter.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 18, 2016 5:35 pm

Westie

You give libertarian a new meaning …..:)

So far as a shitfest around here , goooood luck ! This Geritol crowd is too tired for a shitfest on 9/11.

Don’t try to start anything during NCAA or you will just be SOL.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 18, 2016 5:46 pm

Clammy wins the award for getting torn to shreds as a newbie, iron balls I tell ya.

buck
buck
March 18, 2016 9:49 pm

You f’n pussies. After lurking for years, I finally saw enough stupidity here to top my very high tolerance of human stupidity. The recent love fest for putting wealth in bullion as a preservation of wealth blew it. They are still digging up Roman coins buried in the last major collapse, and Chinese counterfeiting is at peak volume. I simply pointed out the stupidity. All the BP could come up with was “Hyperbole much?” How f’n lame is that?

Ed
Ed
March 18, 2016 10:30 pm

” After lurking for years, I finally saw enough stupidity here to top my very high tolerance of human stupidity. ”

Buck, what in the fuck are you talking about? Did you mean to post this to another thread?

OK, I was just trying to reach out to you before the dog pack gets your ass. Poor ol’ buck. We hardly knew ye.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
March 18, 2016 10:43 pm

Buck lurks for years and finally has something to say.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
March 18, 2016 11:12 pm

“How f’n lame is that?”

Nobody lurks here for years because he thinks the blog sucks. If you’ve been reading for that long you’re not a hater – you’re a fan. Makes one wonder what else you’ve been hiding in that closet of yours.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
March 18, 2016 11:34 pm

Faceplant Buck thought all he had to do to sound like he had a pair was to use foul language. He is so insecure around bad words that he couldn’t even spell f’n.

Buck’s comment reeks of pussy and I don’t think it is because he just came from the whorehouse.

Mike in CT
Mike in CT
March 19, 2016 1:20 am

“That’s not my Dog.” mikeinct

SSS
SSS
March 19, 2016 1:32 am

“Clammy got treated far worse ….. by several orders of magnitude. Clammy had potential!”
—-Indentured Servant

For newer visitors, Clammy is Calamity Jane (screen name), now signing in under her true name, Stephanie Shepard. Her entrance to TBP was indeed brutal.

TBP Honoree of the Decade (IMHO): Stephanie. Congrats, young lady.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
March 19, 2016 5:51 am

I thought it was “Time of Calamity”.

David
David
March 19, 2016 11:16 am

West. Is there a new definition of libertarian that would align it with Bernie? I don’t that word means what you think it means.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
March 19, 2016 11:23 am

It was no picnic but it was a clambake