Hat tip Robmu1
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
“A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Alberta border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s.
“If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD’s, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
“I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?
Lookout FM, RiNS and Fiatman……….INCOMINGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah Shit!! Just like Hillary….. I didn’t see that coming!
Just was over at Drudge and they were focused on that ultimate douche bag Barry Diller who vowed to move out of country. Trump should publicly shame these dbags at a press conference and say to get with the program or don’t let the door hit them in their rear ends if they decide to leave.
A couple of months ago from the CBC. The problems out west have been going on for at least a couple of months.
Thursday September 08, 2016
Thousands of Americans illegally flee to Canada over fears of election results
Listen 5:28
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/popup/audio/listen.html?autoPlay=true&mediaIds=2694653233
As the U.S. election looms, many Americans nervously await who will be the next president of the United States. In this documentary, This is That meets and travels with a “bonhomme de neige” – an individual that helps U.S. citizens, anxious over November’s election results, flee to Canada.
American Refugee Smuggler
A “bonhomme de neige” is an individual that helps US citizens, anxious over November’s election results, flee to Canada.
For a fee of $30,000 these “bonhommes” will forge Canadian documents (passport, driver’s licence, Tim Horton’s TimCard), create fake identities, and assist their clients across the U.S.-Canada border through a system of tunnels and safe houses.
“People want out of America and they want out now,” says one smuggler that goes by the code name Cal. “There is no time to emigrate officially, so I help them sneak across the border to start new lives as Canadians.”
In this piece you will hear remarkable stories of how people are sneaking across the border and why they want to escape America.
For those of you in Rio Linda, a bonhomme de neige is a snowman, in French 😉
You know I have been feeling a little guilty about gloating just a bit this morning. Not much. All I had to say at start of things was I am glad Hillary isn’t Prez. Kind of went about my thing. But everybody wants to talk. Talk shit that is..
Anyways I have been fed the dollops of liberal talking points all morning. But now I am getting pissed off. One fellow told me that anyone who votes for Trump is a Moran. Geebers that is whole lot of morans. Another said that he would not survive till election day. Another said that she was beaten by racists and misogynists.
Why is it that left can make blanket generalizations
of narrow mindedness
of racism
of not having respect for will of people
And then turn around and behave like this today. I am proud to be a deplorable. I wear it like a badge of honour. It is high time this world stops treating white people and especially white men as the segment of society where permission has been granted to mock and ridicule.
Van Jones should have been called out as a racist last night. For someone to get on TV and claim that vote was lost because of the backwardness of white people deserves nothing but universal scorn.
A long time ago in aftermath of Quebec Referendum, Jacques Parizeau blamed the loss in vote on independence on the English and the Ethnic vote! Openly stating that somehow that a Quebecois vote, French Speaking Quebecers, is worth more than an Anglo and the “others”.
Van Jones should apologize. But we all know he won’t and if tables had been reversed and it was a white guy complaining about the way black people vote he would be the first in line to scream in self righteous indignation…..
I too am proud to be a deplorable.
Yesterday, I had to shut off the Toronto talking heads who kept citing Nate Silver’s fivethirtyeight predictions and assuring themselves Hillary had the election the bag. I had to shut them off again this morning as they were dumfounded how Trump could win, and reassuring themselves that it was stupid, racist, bigot, homophobe Americans who put Trump into power. The city slickers just don’t get that anyone beyond the last TTC stop might not share their utopian, socialist vision for this country, or America.
Those of us who work, and pay the bills are tired of being told we have to pay more, make due with less, accept thousands of unskilled immigrants and refugees who don’t integrate into society or contribute and we need to accept that the law only applies to us little people. Trump spoke to those concerns and brought out the long slumbering monster vote. I wonder what the actual vote tally would have been, if the demonstrably wide spread voter fraud had not occurred.
Rob, for the leftists it’s all about, or aboot, feelers. They use words like rayciss etc to force you to feel and act a certain way. That’s really all there is to it. Same goes for pictures like that little Aleppo boy or the Syrian baby laying dead in the surf. Check youtube for a video called Century of the Self. It’s long but ‘splains it pretty well.
Cheers IS
I’ll check it out. They are attacking me from all sides. The Leftist Borg is strong here. Tonight I am going to a dinner/fundraiser my wife. Once the coffee gets poured I expect the righteous twaddle to start. Sounds like this vid might provide a strategy.
When I was very young I saw the movie, The Body Snatchers, found it quite horrifying. It has become my goto metaphor for why the world has gone so wrong.
I have read a bit aboot the Frankfurt School and it’s cast of dispicable characters. I have to give those guys props. They laid out their plan for all to see. All these years later we are witnessing the rewards of their fruits of their ill gotten labour.
These days, where I live, I feel like Donald Surtherland, one of the last not reborn.
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The Trump election is the alarm for the wake-up. Hopefully society can answer but I fear that most will hit snooze.
I see that protests are now spreading.
No doubt the violence will soon ensue.
Lets pray that genie in the bottle
Doesn’t infect me and you.
I just found out that a friends wife is not talking to him because she *thinks* he’s happy about Trump winning. He doesn’t talk politics and can’t vote because of a 30 year old felony conviction.
Sad eh! Everyone was up in arms when Trump wouldn’t answer in the affirmative that he would respect the vote. Now some weeks later the left, having conveniently forgotten that, are acting like children. Standing in the corner, sucking their thumbs and holding their breath.
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They suffer from a serious lack of self awareness and look ridiculous.
They claim all the high moral ground.
They are a cute child that picks their nose.
His liberal wife quit talking to him after Trump won? That’s a win -win for him! ?
Please keep them, I will quit with the Canadian jokes, promise to go to more Hockey games and cheer for toronto and Montreal, which will be easy, I love both teams. Hey how about this, mid winter after you are ready to get warm, we will put you up with free room and board, try to bring some Molsons with you. By the way, love your piece, keep up the good work. RD
Beer and warm weather. Sounds like a plan.
OMG !!!