Hate to break it to you, Harry, but your mom had orgasms, lots of them over the years. Shocking isn’t it? And if you read Stucky’s masturbation article, you will learn that mom also masturbated. Probably even as she breast-fed you.
Yep, nobody is harmed until an over achieving classmate in kindergarten, 1st grade, 2nd grade etc finds this on the wayback machine and posts it on the kids future facecrap page.
Not seeing anything wrong with it or asking if you would enjoy watching it indicates that yes, you are depraved IMO. YMMV.
Weedhopper
September 27, 2017 6:31 pm
I wish my mom would stop posting this story…it’s a little icky.
Weedhopper
WIP
September 27, 2017 7:20 pm
Now watch how a rapefugee likes to take it in the mouth by a pole.
And a tube of Prussian Blue, but only if you are a little kinky.
Boat Guy
September 27, 2017 8:37 pm
Some info is better left private now get your dick beaters off that ” oh shit now everybody knows ” LMAO
ragman
September 27, 2017 9:01 pm
“Mother of the Year”
EL Coyote
September 27, 2017 9:02 pm
The prudery, it burns. Can we talk? A woman once said that if you stick your finger in your ear, which feels more, the finger or the ear? You penis is quite a dull member. Women have far more nerve endings all over their body and concentrations of nerves in areas called erogenous zones.
I also read somewhere that breast-feeding helps a new mom’s uterus to shrink. The baby gets milk, the mom enjoys breast-feeding, her uterus tightens up, baby, mom and dad win, yay!
The great creator, Zeus, Odin or however you know him (in my country – the former US of A – we called him God, now it’s Gaia, Odin…) gave humans the capacity for physical pleasure to ensure that they do what is physiologically beneficial. How many of you would think of taking a shit if it wasn’t also associated with a sense of well-being and pleasure? If sex was not pleasurable, why bother marrying a woman, you could live with your best buddy instead. If food was not pleasing in smell, texture and and taste, why would anybody attempt to eat?
If not for the a woman’s scent, men would have gotten into the wrong hole and humans would have gone extinct. – Prof Pangloss
rhs jr
September 27, 2017 10:28 pm
I heard Moms Mabley do that finger-ear bit in college 1965; and her daughter wanting a penis: Moms told her to shut up, with what you got, you can get a hundred penises. A great funny lady.
MrLiberty
September 27, 2017 10:38 pm
One thing to do it, another to feel so desperate a need for attention that you post it. As was said above, a truly consensual act with absolutely NO victims.
At most you speak of potential future emotional harm. If we are to consider everything a crime that might hurt someone emotionally, life as we know it will cease. Sorry, your argument is a hollow one. You need to fix your understanding of “victim.”
Well jr. better hope for an EMP because there is no privacy on the internet.
I never mentioned the word crime, let alone thought it.
Vixen Vic
September 27, 2017 11:23 pm
As a mother with a son whom I breastfed, I can only say this lady is sick!
I can’t believe people actually put this kind of crap on the Internet, where nothing disappears. She’s trying to make herself, oh, so progressive, but she’s really stupid. As others have mentioned, this may come back to haunt this boy in the future.
People are so depraved today. It really makes me question the future of this country.
Au contraire, Maguire. I will give you my mom’s number if you want to ask her. She breast-fed all of us. No fancy formula for this dude. My mom did not use a zinc tub as a makeshift pool like some privileged people I know, she washed clothes in it with a scrub board for many years.
Vixen Vic
September 27, 2017 11:28 pm
By the way, how many would equate this to Anthony Weiner texting a picture of himself with a hard-on while his son slept next to him? Not too different in my eyes. Not such a pretty picture now is it? Although … “no one was hurt, purely consensual.” Really? Weiner’s son will probably scarred for life. What about this kid?
That’s a bridge too far, Vixen. How is a damn erection illicit? Maybe your not aware but a dick has a mind of its own sometimes. Yes, with practice, men can control when they get an erection but sometimes it just happens. It happens at night too. I know because of the time I was in the hospital with a catheter and the gila monster kept creeping up imperceptibly but it woke me up each time it slid back down the sticky rubber tube. It must have happened at least 20 times that night.
BUCKHED
September 27, 2017 11:34 pm
Weiner’s in jail…doing hard time !
Luminae
September 28, 2017 12:34 am
Lady and Gentlemen, forget the gym shorts locker room talk, think with your brain and not your dicks…and go back to that first time you got to 2nd base. They’re called erogenous zones…and the momma who gets revved up the most has the most rugrats.
It ain’t depravity, it’s evolution…and the guy who married her prob’ly gets more than all of us…..combined.
The Creator just gave those little nips dual functionality, so when little Bo does his thing, he’s also gettin’ her ready for you.
That might happen but there is no indication here that it is anything more than a mother enjoying breast-feeding, they used to call it bonding, now it is called depravity by the nannies here. Heaven forbid a woman should express any joy in being a new mom.
How many assholes here stopped having sex when they had a kid in the crib or in the next room? Only a sick depraved pervert would entertain thoughts of sex while a baby was nearby. It would mean they had a disgusting erection in the vicinity. Yeah, let’s outlaw all bodily functions!
Sharia law or not, the Taliban is here to make sure nobody has any fun. They will be busy eradicating food porn and the food pornographers who indulge in such depravity.
Blue
September 28, 2017 8:06 am
Everyone so quick to judge, if you think this is new then you are naive or live in a vacuum. The notion that the child will be scarred or have any memories of this are slim to none and slim is out of town. Her only crime was posting it to social media.
I mean if these posts come back to haunt this kid, not that he’s old enough to know what’s going on.
peaknic
September 28, 2017 12:21 pm
Sorry, but I call that WINNING!
james the deplorable wanderer
September 28, 2017 2:16 pm
Given that the Internet is the world’s biggest library with the contents all spread out on the floor – how likely is it that the kid will ever see this post of his mother’s? Why would his friends ever look up his mother’s postings on all platforms? Will that platform even be in existence by the time such a search could occur?
Will some neo-Zuck scrub it for being obscene by some neo-Zuckian standard of propriety?
Or will time and tide erase it?
I don’t care about Trump’s tweets all that much. Why would anyone care about somebody’s mother’s ancient post about breastfeeding?
Vixen Vic
September 28, 2017 11:37 pm
This technology isn’t guaranteed to be around when that kid is, say, in high school.
But here’s a scenario. What if a lady in the neighborhood can’t stand this woman, and when her kid is in high schools, tells the kid about this. Kid looks it up. Boom.
VV, I get what you are saying, but somehow, I doubt this kid has much of a chance in life with or without the world knowing his skank mother’s tendencies.
URK!!! I could have easily waited until January 1, 2148 to see that. YUK!!
Dude, you never want to eavesdrop on ‘girl talk’. It’ll curl your butt hair.
Hate to break it to you, Harry, but your mom had orgasms, lots of them over the years. Shocking isn’t it? And if you read Stucky’s masturbation article, you will learn that mom also masturbated. Probably even as she breast-fed you.
Q: When is it wrong to masturbate?
A: Never.
This is all you ever need to know about the subject. Where do you think creamed spinach comes from?
So would I be depraved if I enjoyed watching that?
Let’s see…
Baby doesn’t know
Baby isn’t bothered by it
Nobody is harmed
Nobody is coerced
I don’t see anything wrong with it.
Yep, nobody is harmed until an over achieving classmate in kindergarten, 1st grade, 2nd grade etc finds this on the wayback machine and posts it on the kids future facecrap page.
Not seeing anything wrong with it or asking if you would enjoy watching it indicates that yes, you are depraved IMO. YMMV.
I wish my mom would stop posting this story…it’s a little icky.
Weedhopper
Now watch how a rapefugee likes to take it in the mouth by a pole.
https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=2f2_1506340440
She likes it. not depraved but better with a man involved.
And a rubber chicken…and a plugged in extension cord with the wires stripped back about four inches.
Weedhopper
oh, and welding goggles…you can’t forget the welding goggles!
Weedy
And a tube of Prussian Blue, but only if you are a little kinky.
Some info is better left private now get your dick beaters off that ” oh shit now everybody knows ” LMAO
“Mother of the Year”
The prudery, it burns. Can we talk? A woman once said that if you stick your finger in your ear, which feels more, the finger or the ear? You penis is quite a dull member. Women have far more nerve endings all over their body and concentrations of nerves in areas called erogenous zones.
I also read somewhere that breast-feeding helps a new mom’s uterus to shrink. The baby gets milk, the mom enjoys breast-feeding, her uterus tightens up, baby, mom and dad win, yay!
The great creator, Zeus, Odin or however you know him (in my country – the former US of A – we called him God, now it’s Gaia, Odin…) gave humans the capacity for physical pleasure to ensure that they do what is physiologically beneficial. How many of you would think of taking a shit if it wasn’t also associated with a sense of well-being and pleasure? If sex was not pleasurable, why bother marrying a woman, you could live with your best buddy instead. If food was not pleasing in smell, texture and and taste, why would anybody attempt to eat?
If not for the a woman’s scent, men would have gotten into the wrong hole and humans would have gone extinct. – Prof Pangloss
I heard Moms Mabley do that finger-ear bit in college 1965; and her daughter wanting a penis: Moms told her to shut up, with what you got, you can get a hundred penises. A great funny lady.
One thing to do it, another to feel so desperate a need for attention that you post it. As was said above, a truly consensual act with absolutely NO victims.
The baby consented to helping mom get her freak on? I’ll bet the baby was just hungry.
“a truly consensual act with absolutely NO victims.”…….until the kid hits middle school or so.
There, fixed it for ya. 🙂
The ACT was consensual – he was fed, she fed him.
At most you speak of potential future emotional harm. If we are to consider everything a crime that might hurt someone emotionally, life as we know it will cease. Sorry, your argument is a hollow one. You need to fix your understanding of “victim.”
Well jr. better hope for an EMP because there is no privacy on the internet.
I never mentioned the word crime, let alone thought it.
As a mother with a son whom I breastfed, I can only say this lady is sick!
I can’t believe people actually put this kind of crap on the Internet, where nothing disappears. She’s trying to make herself, oh, so progressive, but she’s really stupid. As others have mentioned, this may come back to haunt this boy in the future.
People are so depraved today. It really makes me question the future of this country.
So few among us consider the future at all anymore. That can’t bode well for the future!
VV… Ignore EC’s snarky comments. I think he was bottle fed.
Au contraire, Maguire. I will give you my mom’s number if you want to ask her. She breast-fed all of us. No fancy formula for this dude. My mom did not use a zinc tub as a makeshift pool like some privileged people I know, she washed clothes in it with a scrub board for many years.
By the way, how many would equate this to Anthony Weiner texting a picture of himself with a hard-on while his son slept next to him? Not too different in my eyes. Not such a pretty picture now is it? Although … “no one was hurt, purely consensual.” Really? Weiner’s son will probably scarred for life. What about this kid?
That’s a bridge too far, Vixen. How is a damn erection illicit? Maybe your not aware but a dick has a mind of its own sometimes. Yes, with practice, men can control when they get an erection but sometimes it just happens. It happens at night too. I know because of the time I was in the hospital with a catheter and the gila monster kept creeping up imperceptibly but it woke me up each time it slid back down the sticky rubber tube. It must have happened at least 20 times that night.
Weiner’s in jail…doing hard time !
Lady and Gentlemen, forget the gym shorts locker room talk, think with your brain and not your dicks…and go back to that first time you got to 2nd base. They’re called erogenous zones…and the momma who gets revved up the most has the most rugrats.
It ain’t depravity, it’s evolution…and the guy who married her prob’ly gets more than all of us…..combined.
The Creator just gave those little nips dual functionality, so when little Bo does his thing, he’s also gettin’ her ready for you.
Be fruitful and multiply.
What are boobs for if not to make your dick hard? – Doc Pangloss
A guy who dates a flat-chested girl is depressed. A guy who dates big chested women, was weaned too soon. – Doc Pangloss
I hope the kid isn’t still sleeping in her bed when he’s ten.
That might happen but there is no indication here that it is anything more than a mother enjoying breast-feeding, they used to call it bonding, now it is called depravity by the nannies here. Heaven forbid a woman should express any joy in being a new mom.
How many assholes here stopped having sex when they had a kid in the crib or in the next room? Only a sick depraved pervert would entertain thoughts of sex while a baby was nearby. It would mean they had a disgusting erection in the vicinity. Yeah, let’s outlaw all bodily functions!
Sharia law or not, the Taliban is here to make sure nobody has any fun. They will be busy eradicating food porn and the food pornographers who indulge in such depravity.
Everyone so quick to judge, if you think this is new then you are naive or live in a vacuum. The notion that the child will be scarred or have any memories of this are slim to none and slim is out of town. Her only crime was posting it to social media.
I mean if these posts come back to haunt this kid, not that he’s old enough to know what’s going on.
Sorry, but I call that WINNING!
Given that the Internet is the world’s biggest library with the contents all spread out on the floor – how likely is it that the kid will ever see this post of his mother’s? Why would his friends ever look up his mother’s postings on all platforms? Will that platform even be in existence by the time such a search could occur?
Will some neo-Zuck scrub it for being obscene by some neo-Zuckian standard of propriety?
Or will time and tide erase it?
I don’t care about Trump’s tweets all that much. Why would anyone care about somebody’s mother’s ancient post about breastfeeding?
This technology isn’t guaranteed to be around when that kid is, say, in high school.
But here’s a scenario. What if a lady in the neighborhood can’t stand this woman, and when her kid is in high schools, tells the kid about this. Kid looks it up. Boom.
VV, I get what you are saying, but somehow, I doubt this kid has much of a chance in life with or without the world knowing his skank mother’s tendencies.