My most trivial QOTD, ever. However, we all know I’m a double whore … for comments and thumbs.
Yesterday, “Stupid Sunday Shit” seemed to go quite well. There were 80 comments, not bad at all for a Sunday. Voting was amazing; 360 thumbs up, and only 21 thumbs down. Awesome! But, I think we can have an even better love fest.
We have never had a thread with 25+ comments, AND zero down votes. That has nothing to do with the price of tea in China, but I think it would be cool, nevertheless.
Q: What topic can be posted that will get at least 25 comments, and zero thumbs down? Please provide the topic AND the title of the thread.
I will choose the post with the most up votes, and make it either an article or, QOTD, using your title.
Sincerely,
Sucky — promoting peace, unity, kind words, and LOVE here on TBP since the very beginning.
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How do you want John McCain to die?
How about death caused by being sodomized by a horse.
A poster over the weekend wanted me to be sodomized(sideways!) with a broom,does that count!Think bristles/splinters before you respond!
I will log into my phone, my husband’s laptop and visit the library to add more thumbs up to this one, but suggest rephrasing: Would you prefer McCain die a slow agonizing death or in a double suicide with Pelosi?
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How many deer do you see in this photo? There are THREE! Mom and twins. One is laying on the ground behind the other.
Der Maggie, It’s “lying” on the ground, not “laying” on the ground.
best,
Grammar Detective
So my suggested topic is: “It is vital that writers of all stripes learn accepted grammar rules so that we who do know them do not have to groan all the damn time.” Also so that morans don’t take over things like TBP any more than necessary. (Not talking about you, Maggie)
Since it is pretending to NOT be there, isn’t it LYING?
And, since you correctly used “moran” and not maroon (as Stucky tends to do), I take no offense.
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Deer Maggie, typos are not grammer mistakes!
Grammar. Not grammer. Back to school with you.
On this site, I’d thimk irony/misdirection would be more appreciated. I know how to spell dear and grammar for crying out loud.
Q. Best combination of Pie and Ice Cream.
A. Mine is Apple with Coffee Ice Cream (I know most have never tried it – you will be happy campers once you do).
How or where do you ‘vote’ on any of these things? There is no option for that displayed anywhere that I can see.
AhHA! It is something in my Firefox browser hiding the ‘Thumbs’ you can use to vote (I opened with Brave Browser and they are visible).
I wonder how many others are missing out on this option……
How the Obama Administration failed America: Let us count the ways.
Please define “America.”
Topic: pitchforks and politicians. Title: “Pitchforks and Politicians” with pictures of…well I ain’t got em, yet.
Q: What topic can be posted that will get at least 25 comments, and zero thumbs down? Please provide the topic AND the title of the thread.
None,I hope.We get to that point we are marching like cattle to a mental abattoir!
Follow up your self-abuse QOTD with Rdawg’s – Does [your wife] do anal?
And, if you aren’t sure and think TODAY would be a good day to surprise her and find out? Just ask yourself… Are you feeling lucky?
After reading enough of this essay by a gay man (hat tip Ann Barnhardt) to make me afraid of bath houses (and I have never seen a bath house!) forever, I can only suggest you fudgepackers read it and take note.
This guy’s discussion of the damage done to his butthole from anal sex, laxatives and other activities I’d never considered to be in the realm of lovemaking should make anyone considering the gay lifestyle at least invest in a condom supply. He describes walking into a bath house room where fags are waiting with butt cheeks spread to be surprised.
Okay, I gotta go before additional discussion ensues.
Oh, Stucky? You are welcome.
Your funny, Maggie. However, it’s routine at the airport. So solly.
I think the upcoming suicide of a Big Dog or maybe Admin from 3 self inflicted gunshots to the back of the head would get lots of comments and thumbs.
I mean that is the way our government handles bad press………..
Also that Soros Guy.
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Dogs with bacon hats.
This is a cute little basket of bacon seeds…
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Bacon cooking simplified
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Bacon and guns…I think we have a winner. Who around here could possibly have a single bad thing to say about either?
This has nothing to do with Stucky’s post but…..
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/866995/La-Palma-volcano-Canary-Islands-earthquake-warning-map-latest-Cumbre-Vieja
Just a heads up. If this volcano blows, and a large section of it falls into the sea (as has happened in the distant past) the East Coast is toast.
It could be the god’s answer to Florida, DC, NYC, & Joisey. Martha’s Vineyard & the Kennedy compound wiped off the map along with Boston would be a plus too.
Sorry Miles,the island must survive,me mum lives literally last house before the famous bridge.The bridge was rebuilt,guess who’s mom has some of the original timbers on her property,some with graffiti like “Hi Ted’,still carved in.Also,am going down this week for a couple of months to help me mom arrange and get through a knee surgery.While I don’t plan to live to a ripe old age will be damned if I die because some temperamental bitchy little volcano down Canary Islands way has a hissy fit!
If you have a chance check out Dutchsinse on Youtube. The guy is a total Geo-seismic nerd with very intricate maps. The few predictions he’s made which I have followed have been spot on.
I like Dutchsinse. But he got one prediction wrong. He warned of an earthquake in Missouri, and I sent the warning to a friend that had moved there. Earthquake never happened.
Have to admit, everything else Dutchsince predicted in the videos I watched did come true.
Steak not Skittles. I would love to find a family-useful website that gives news about what’s going on with average families in different parts of the world, like small businesses, their healthcare systems and how they are successful (or not), and how people are making a small difference daily in other parts of the world, like the old TV programs called European Journal and Asia Insight. Things that my family could watch and talk about whether on TV or just a website. I so badly want steak but all I am being fed is Skittles…
Stucky, you just know one of the shit throwing monkeys will just wait until the 24th comment and then proceed to down vote random comments. Hell, if we didn’t do it, I’m guessing you would do it yourself just to gripe about it.
Tight race between Iska (12), HF (8), uncola (7), and nkit (7).
Iska ‘s lead MAY be insurmountable.
PLEASE don’t let it be that dog with bacon hats idea!!
First world problems.
My custom 12 ga. (assembled by me) with the stainless steel riot barrel is too front heavy to use.
My two old dogs eat different dog foods. The Retriever eats everything, but has a skin allergy to many of the things he eats. The Collie eats very little and we have to encourage him to eat with people food. To keep the doggy tantrums to a minimum we feed them in different places at different times of the day.
There’s a million first world problems that I would like to hear. I have several.
25 comments and no thumbs down? You planning on walking on water too?
Best suggestion is guns and bacon but you just know some guy will thumb it down just to spite you.
BTW – you signed off as ‘Sucky’ on your post. Not sure what Mrs. Freud would say about that….
Why do we have to have a love fest? Admin says that TBP runs on hostility. I’m not playing this nicey-nice game. Does Admin want to stop the heated exchanges? I don’t think so.
Bet that gets downers……..Sucky ( did you notice you signed off as Sucky?) Heh..
DOW 23,000….Fuk yeah !!! #23 again Maggie
EDIT: Sorry Francis, didn’t notice you told Stucky that he signed off as Sucky.
Is this some type of mind control experiment? How do we know there has never been 25 comments without one downer?
I keep very close track of such things.
No, I did not realize I signed off as Sucky. Not going. Not good at all. On the bright side, at least it’s not gonna be that sucky bacon-hat story.
I upped you Stucky for the bacon hat comment. So why O’ learned one are you trying to corral everyone into passive behavior? Inquiring minds needs to know.
Because passive people are much easier to control than angry shit flingers.
Once everyone here is pacified, and feeling all lovey-dovey and shit … I plan on executing a Color Revolution. There are big changes coming, bud. You better stay on my good side. I’ll put you in charge of, well, something or other.
This I have to see, I’m betting that Llpoh will be the ultimate challenge to transform into a passive ,loving commenter. Yep, this will be interesting……..bud.
Also, what will you do with the Nazis, they don’t tend to be lovey-dovey?
Thanks. My favorite band of all time.
But Lennon called for peaceful revolution, not color revolution, Stucky.
If it doesnt get any thumbs down, you’re doing something wrong.
Once, I posted something about being hopeful for getting a blowjob on Father’s Day.
That got a lot of thumbs-up and no thumbs-down.
Everybody gets one right once in a while, too bad you don’t get a parade for it. You have to up your game or keep bringing it up every once in a while, e.g. “I’m the guy who shut down Stucky for one whole minute back in ought 6..”
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tim,
it is 10:18,six hours after you posted that at 4:16,and you only had one comment b4 i gave you another one–
i think the only guys left on tbp must either be gay or castrated–
There is no topic of 25 comments that get no thumbs down if I am one of the 25. I have an anti-fan base that nsures anything I say gets at least one down vote.
What can I say, I have a talent for pissing people off, intentional or otherwise.
Wear your downers with pride Llpoh, I do. Why are we to swap shit fests for love fests all of a sudden? Next thing you know this place would be like Farcebook with everybody posting what they had to eat at restaurants and other mindless fukkin sheep activity such as that. No way……
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Hopefully some of you are still out there,especially you Stucky,since you like to stir stuff and do project posts.
I assume that everyone gets the same posts sent out by Admin but today I received a post from March of this year titled ,”What The Hell Is Going On?”
I read thru the post and comments again and I was surprised by the large # of commenters who no longer post-what can we do to get those people back?
I am guessing a real winner would involve bacon and tits. But that’s just me.
shootin em or eating em?
Holy shit!!
Bacon hat won!!! By ONE fucken vote!!
Bastards! Russian collusion!!!!!
Canadian.
It only won in order to spite Sucky!
Noname
Although that may have been your plan all along. Hmmmmm
Noname