BUILDING A ROAD IN AMERIKA

How to build a road:

1. Rob a bunch of people

2. Cut a deal with your cousin’s construction company

3.  Cut a deal with a mob connected union boss

4.  Cut a deal with local land developers

5.  Pocket tons of cash

6.  Secure re-election

7.  Build the road

Via Ben Stone

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Work-In-Progress
Work-In-Progress
November 9, 2017 2:17 pm

The only people who don’t think this bitch is going down are the ones on the take. Oh, and my brother the mortgage guy.

i forget
i forget
November 9, 2017 2:35 pm

Roman roads. Romancing the cobblestones. Route 6’ing yer six.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQwb4SpNuKo

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 9, 2017 2:44 pm

At least the road gets built.

Fool
Fool
November 9, 2017 6:49 pm

8. Charge people tolls to drive on them.

KeyserSusie
KeyserSusie
November 9, 2017 6:57 pm

Sometimes a mighty fine pie will help.

AC
AC
November 9, 2017 7:08 pm

1b – Use the stolen money to forcibly buy land, using eminent domain, for the road for some small fraction of the land value.

1c – Unless you or your buddies managed to buy up the land the road will be on beforehand. Then you buy it, with the stolen money, for some large multiple of whatever the land is worth.

1d – Sell valuable land near off-ramps, or wherever, (back) to yourself and your buddies for some small fraction of its actual value.