I think it’s official. Walmart is the largest baker of bottom biscuits in the world.
When your virginity is so big you need a cart to carry it.
So what I’m really curious about is whether or not there is someone out there that would rebuke this statement? Sure, some may find it vulgar, but is anyone out there gonna try and come to the defense of skanks? I’m not.
How about a little behind the scenes of People Of Walmart Hall of Famer Sex Doll to get you week going. Tune in here for all the exclusives ladies and gentlemen!!!
How insane is it that after seeing a Trump 45 shirt one of my first thoughts was “Oh dang, look at the balls on this guy. Someone might just up and jump his ass”?!?!
It looks like you two just put every color and pattern you had into the washing machine then jumped in there with it to just let the chips fall where they may.
You know it’s bad when I honestly have to applaud the fact you managed to put pants on because the rest of what you got going on leads me to believe most of the time that’s hit or miss for you.
You ever have a tablecloth that just isn’t quite long enough to fall over the edge and you think if you just take it to the end of the table it will be fine? Spoiler alert, it’s never fine.
Two panhandlers in Arizona are at a large ethnic group gathering of mutual family and friends.
Pepe asks Jose: “How’s your take been lately?”
Jose: “Lame. I never get much, in handouts from the public. A dollar or two sometimes. Mostly get insulted.”
Pepe: “What’s your cardboard sign say?”
Jose:”Need help. Please. Family hungry. Will work. God Bless. Gracias”
Then,
“How’s your take been?”
Pepe:”Excellente. I quit working with the crew, and won’t hang out in the labor line at Home Depot anymore. I’m bringing in $300+, mostly tenspots, every day, in 3 hours of begging.
Just bought a new widescreen, all new clothes for the wife and kids, and a fine used car. Doin’ great!”
Jose:”What? How?? What’s it say on your cardboard sign?”
Pepe:”Help, please. Need $10 more dollars to take the family back to Mexico.”
I just read that to Ms Freud. We’re sitting in the library. Several other patrons heard me read it. They all CRACKED UP!!!
Damn, that’s one of the funniest jokes I’ve heard in a while.
Great! That’s the goal, with every submission I’ve given. Expect some wrath from EC on that one, but, it IS just a joke.
Wishing you well, Herr K, with the Mrs, and Mom.
Meh, I’m not black.
Although my buddy Brumfeld said he had a friend who would don his African mumu and collect donations for his Back to Africa revival.
The Skankapottamus is the most feared animal in the urban jungle. She is usually seen at dive bars or even at Del Friscos if there’s a convention in town.