Ocasio-Cortez Disappointed To Learn The ‘Free Market’ Isn’t A Grocery Store Where You Don’t Have To Pay For Anything

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has struggled to get by on her new six-figure salary, given the high cost of living in her luxurious Washington, D.C. crib.

So when she heard in passing that the United States has a “free market” economy, she was ecstatic. She immediately set out in an Uber to try to find one of the free markets, assuming they were grocery stores where you don’t have to pay for anything.

“I’m really, like really excited,” she said on a live Instagram video. “I thought the U.S. was all about oppressive capitalistic systems of inequality, but when I heard about these free markets, I realized we were in better shape than I had thought.”

However, after her Uber had driven her all over the city for several hours, she hadn’t found a single free market anywhere and had to settle for going to some stores where people are free to buy, sell, and exchange goods and services with one another.

“This is basically Nazi Germany,” she said. “All these people spending money they earned doing work to buy things of their own free will? Without the government allocating resources as they see fit?”

“Fascism.”

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14 Comments
idahobob
idahobob
May 28, 2019 9:39 am

That is just fricking hilarious! This woman is just dumber than a post.

Stucky
Stucky
  idahobob
May 28, 2019 1:18 pm

But not quite as dumb as those who don’t realize the article is a spoof.

mistico
mistico
  Stucky
May 28, 2019 1:49 pm

Stuck, he’s in Idaho where the average IQ is small potatoes.

Pilot Dave
Pilot Dave
  Stucky
May 28, 2019 9:02 pm

Sounds like someone needs some fresh hash in their ObamaBong…

BTW, please mention ANYTHING half intelligent AOC has said…

old white guy
old white guy
May 28, 2019 9:55 am

Just think, there are people even dumber who voted for her.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 28, 2019 10:36 am

I am sure there are plenty of dindoos in her district who could show her how to get ALL the “free” stuff she might want. Every market is a “free” market if your gun is big enough….right?

just a thought
just a thought
May 28, 2019 11:52 am

AOC – just like reading the old Mad magazines – what, me care?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  just a thought
May 28, 2019 7:34 pm

Maybe that’s AOC’s version.
The Real one is/was “What Me Worry!”

The wonder Of it all
The wonder Of it all
  Anonymous
May 29, 2019 10:26 pm

What, me care – is about this fool on the loose.
What, me worry – is for the funny and sincere and is the original
Re write intended

overthecliff
overthecliff
May 28, 2019 12:03 pm

The Bee should stop printing real news and go back to satire.

musket
musket
May 28, 2019 12:53 pm

She’ll never leave her bodega……

Old Toad of Green Acres
Old Toad of Green Acres
May 28, 2019 4:18 pm

She is beautiful. Look at those lips.
Love it when she brays.
Nice legs too.
No comment on her boobs or ass, that is sexist.
Bet she can order takeout like a pro.

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
May 28, 2019 4:27 pm

What a shame to waste a great pair of tits.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 28, 2019 7:53 pm

I don’t think this is true.